Why didn't you place the blame on alien abduction? Maybe a Family of Bigfoots (bigfeet) I dunno. Maybe the Loch Ness monster and his family of lake serpents stole the election? How could you not as the Presidents lawyer, afford to buy a hair dye that doesn't run like a cheap pair of nylons? Good job Donnie. Only the brightest minds in your corner.
Trump didn't just lose. He lost big.