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Pickup game on Season 81, Day 46 at 10:00    25°F  Wind: 3mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Shirts 14 24 21 0 0 59 Final
Skins 0 0 10 14 0 24  

Play By Play
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1st Quarter
15:00   K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 59 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 26 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
14:55 1st & 10 OWN 37 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 13 yard gain and a first down.
14:48 1st & 10 50 YD QB Bryant Wells lobbed a duck to BTE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 50 yard gain and a touchdown!
14:40   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
14:40   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 62 yards to KR Stuart Bartholomew for a 22 yard return. Tackled by IN4 Lauren "Handjob" Boebert.
14:35 1st & 10 OWN 31 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
13:52 1st & 10 OWN 48 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance.
13:20 2nd & 10 OWN 48 LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to BTE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RILB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan.
12:47 1st & 10 OPP 39 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by DT Gunner Niedermeyer.
12:08 2nd & 11 OPP 40 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by LDE Link Horton.
11:31 3rd & 13 OPP 42 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
11:25 4th & 13 OPP 42 P Gunnar Conklin punted 30 yards to PR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a fair catch.
11:19 1st & 10 OWN 12 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR1 Zeb Hagen, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
11:15 2nd & 10 OWN 12 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Rafael Corbin.
10:35 3rd & 5 OWN 17 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Jayden Gann.
9:49 4th & 4 OWN 18 P Mitchell Velez punted 47 yards to PR Dustin Shirley for a 6 yard return before a forced fumble by SE1 Tom "End Times" Cotton! SB2 Lauren "Handjob" Boebert recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by DL3 Sean "Hiding" Spicer.
9:09 1st & 10 OPP 41 LDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried bad pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Griff Christian, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
9:04 2nd & 10 OPP 41 QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
8:29 3rd & 4 OPP 34 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 3 yard loss. Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
7:44 4th & 6 OPP 37 P Mitchell Velez punted 37 yards for a touchback.
7:38 1st & 10 OWN 20 RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Don "The Con" Trump! RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by WR3 Broderick Hinton.
7:35 1st & 10 OPP 12 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms.
6:55 2nd & 2 OPP 4 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:51   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:51   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 74 yards to KR Jude McCain for a 23 yard return. Tackled by K Reynaldo Beverly.
6:45 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 8 yard gain.
6:39 2nd & 2 OWN 27 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 4 yard loss. Tackled by NT Sammy Dupre.
5:58 3rd & 6 OWN 23 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB James Spann.
5:16 1st & 10 OWN 35 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
4:36 2nd & 8 OWN 38 RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance.
3:59 1st & 10 OWN 48 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Elias Cavazos.
3:28 2nd & 5 OPP 47 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, but the ball was batted away by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
3:23 3rd & 5 OPP 47 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by ROLB James Spann.
2:45 4th & 6 OPP 48 P Gunnar Conklin punted 46 yards to PR Wilfredo Squires for a 7 yard return. Tackled by ROT Jace Mack.
2:37 1st & 10 OWN 10 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
2:07 2nd & 6 OWN 14 NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas forced a hurried short pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who dropped the ball!
2:04 3rd & 6 OWN 14 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR2 Griff Christian, who made the catch for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
1:20 1st & 10 OWN 35 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms.
0:42 2nd & 4 OWN 41 QB Bryant Wells lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Rafael Corbin.
2nd Quarter
15:00 1st & 10 OPP 39 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard loss. Tackled by NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas.
14:27 2nd & 14 OPP 43 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 5 yard loss. Tackled by LDE Marjorie Taylor Greene.
13:43 3rd & 19 OPP 48 QB Bryant Wells lobbed a duck to BTE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
13:36 4th & 19 OPP 48 P Mitchell Velez punted 48 yards for a touchback.
13:30 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a screen pass to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis, who made the catch for a 3 yard loss. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
12:51 2nd & 13 OWN 17 NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR3 Dominick Swain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
12:47 3rd & 13 OWN 17 LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried bomb by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, but it fell incomplete.
12:42 4th & 13 OWN 17 P Gunnar Conklin punted 42 yards to PR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 10 yard return. Tackled by LOT Paula "From Africa" White.
12:34 1st & 10 OPP 49 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Jayden Gann.
11:51 2nd & 4 OPP 43 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell.
11:10 1st & 10 OPP 39 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 7 yard gain. Tackled by FS Bengie Niedermeyer.
10:25 2nd & 3 OPP 32 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
9:46 1st & 10 OPP 18 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 18 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:39   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
9:39   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 73 yards to KR Dustin Shirley for a 24 yard return before a forced fumble by OU3 Brice Burdick! OU3 Brice Burdick recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by OU3 Bengie Niedermeyer.
9:33 1st & 10 OPP 23 NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas forced a hurried short pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR1 Wilfredo Squires, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Edwin Rodriquez.
9:01 2nd & 4 OPP 17 QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to WR3 Zeb Hagen, who made the catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot.
8:20 1st & G OPP 1 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
8:16 2nd & G OPP 1 QB Bryant Wells threw a screen pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Daniel Hagan.
7:42 3rd & G OPP 1 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 6 yard loss. Tackled by ROLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
7:05 4th & G OPP 7 K Reynaldo Beverly attempted a 24 yard field goal, and it was good!
7:02   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 75 yards to KR Jude McCain for a 24 yard return. Tackled by IN2 Gunner Niedermeyer.
6:57 1st & 10 OWN 21 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz.
6:17 2nd & 5 OWN 25 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
5:38 3rd & 1 OWN 30 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by MLB James Spann.
4:56 4th & inches OWN 30 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
4:54 1st & 10 OPP 29 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot.
4:20 1st & 10 OPP 16 QB Bryant Wells threw a bad short pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made a jumping catch for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell.
3:43 2nd & 9 OPP 15 QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt.
3:01 1st & G OPP 1 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:59   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:59   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 76 yards to KR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions for a 26 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Franklin Driscoll.
2:53 1st & 10 OWN 22 LDE Link Horton forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
2:16 2nd & 4 OWN 28 NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried short pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
2:00 3rd & 1 OWN 31 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
1:44 1st & 10 OWN 37 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
1:27 1st & 10 50 YD QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
Offensive timeout was called.
1:21 2nd & inches OPP 41 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by NT Brock Buckner.
1:05 3rd & 2 OPP 42 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
1:00 4th & 2 OPP 42 P Gunnar Conklin punted 43 yards for a touchback.
0:55 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
0:51 2nd & 10 OWN 20 QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
0:32 3rd & 6 OWN 24 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 76 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:17   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:17   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 72 yards to KR Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem for a 21 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Franklin Driscoll.
0:12 1st & 10 OWN 21 LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried duck by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Dominick Swain, but the ball was batted away by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
0:07 2nd & 10 OWN 21 NT Sammy Dupre forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Broderick Hinton, but the ball was batted away by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
0:03 3rd & 10 OWN 21 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Dominick Swain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
3rd Quarter
15:00   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 73 yards to KR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions for a 22 yard return before a forced fumble by OU3 Paul "False Flag" Gosar! OU2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by BW3 Paula "From Africa" White.
14:56 1st & 10 OPP 21 DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell forced a hurried duck by QB Bryant Wells to BTE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
14:51 2nd & 10 OPP 21 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by NT Aron Perkins.
14:16 3rd & 4 OPP 15 QB Bryant Wells lobbed a duck to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown!
14:10   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
14:10   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 74 yards to KR Logan Niedermeyer for a 29 yard return. Tackled by IN3 Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson.
14:04 1st & 10 OWN 27 RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Broderick Hinton, but it fell incomplete.
14:00 2nd & 10 OWN 27 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Jude McCain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
13:53 3rd & 10 OWN 27 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton.
13:11 4th & 5 OWN 32 P Gunnar Conklin punted 43 yards to PR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 7 yard return. Tackled by RG Craig McCormick.
13:03 1st & 10 OWN 33 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
12:20 2nd & 9 OWN 34 QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
11:48 3rd & 4 OWN 39 NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas forced a hurried bad pass by QB Bryant Wells to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, but it fell incomplete.
11:44 4th & 4 OWN 39 P Mitchell Velez punted 40 yards to PR Jayden Gann for a 6 yard return. Tackled by LS Uriel Zimmerman.
11:37 1st & 10 OWN 27 RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert forced a hurried bomb by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
10:56 1st & 10 OPP 49 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Elias Cavazos.
10:26 1st & 10 OPP 34 NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Broderick Hinton, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
10:22 2nd & 10 OPP 34 QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
9:39 3rd & 12 OPP 36 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a duck to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 29 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan.
8:54 1st & G OPP 8 NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried short pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
8:51 2nd & G OPP 8 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:46   K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:46   K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 55 yards to KR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 34 yard return, out of bounds.
8:39 1st & 10 50 YD QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 50 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:30   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:30   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 77 yards to KR Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem for a 30 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Franklin Driscoll.
8:24 1st & 10 OWN 25 NT Sammy Dupre forced a hurried duck by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
7:52 1st & 10 OWN 45 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 30 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB James Spann.
7:05 1st & 10 OPP 24 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
7:01 2nd & 10 OPP 24 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB James Spann.
6:16 3rd & 4 OPP 19 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
6:12 4th & 4 OPP 19 K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted a 36 yard field goal, and it was good!
6:08   K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 61 yards to KR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 23 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
6:03 1st & 10 OWN 33 QB Bryant Wells lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Zeb Hagen, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
5:57 2nd & 10 OWN 33 LDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried bomb by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 18 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
5:24 1st & 10 OPP 49 ROLB Edwin Rodriquez forced a hurried bad pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Griff Christian, but it fell incomplete.
5:20 2nd & 10 OPP 49 QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR2 Griff Christian, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Jayden Gann.
4:34 1st & 10 OPP 25 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
3:57 2nd & 6 OPP 21 QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
3:15 1st & 10 OPP 13 QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:10   K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:10   K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 78 yards to KR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions for a 31 yard return. Tackled by K Reynaldo Beverly.
3:04 1st & 10 OWN 25 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made a jumping catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by MLB James Spann.
2:36 2nd & 4 OWN 32 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
2:01 1st & 10 OWN 38 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Elias Cavazos.
1:18 2nd & 1 OWN 48 NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
0:37 3rd & 6 OWN 42 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Tiny Niedermeyer.
0:05 1st & 10 50 YD QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a duck to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
4th Quarter
15:00 2nd & 10 50 YD QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
14:29 3rd & 4 OPP 44 DT Gunner Niedermeyer forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
14:25 4th & 4 OPP 44 P Gunnar Conklin punted 34 yards to PR Griff Christian for a 4 yard return. Tackled by SE1 DeShawn Simms.
14:17 1st & 10 OWN 14 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms.
13:42 2nd & 6 OWN 18 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 2 yard gain.
13:35 3rd & 4 OWN 20 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Dustin Shirley.
13:01 4th & 1 OWN 23 P Mitchell Velez punted 42 yards to PR Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot for a 8 yard return. Tackled by LS Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones.
12:54 1st & 10 OWN 43 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who dropped the ball!
12:49 2nd & 10 OWN 43 NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
12:12 1st & 10 OPP 45 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad short pass to WR1 Dominick Swain, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Franklin Driscoll.
11:30 2nd & 6 OPP 41 ROLB Tiny Niedermeyer forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer.
10:45 1st & 10 OPP 27 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
10:40 2nd & 10 OPP 27 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Edmund Shepard.
10:10 1st & 10 OPP 16 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Brice Burdick.
9:37 2nd & 5 OPP 11 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan.
9:18 1st & G OPP 3 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
9:12 2nd & G OPP 3 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:08   K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
9:08   K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 61 yards to KR Wilfredo Squires for a 28 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot.
9:02 1st & 10 OWN 37 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Katie "Kitchen" Britt.
8:26 2nd & 8 OWN 39 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms.
7:46 3rd & 8 OWN 39 QB Bryant Wells lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
7:09 1st & 10 OPP 40 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard loss. Tackled by NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas.
6:39 2nd & 14 OPP 44 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 17 yard gain and a first down.
6:31 1st & 10 OPP 28 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
5:56 2nd & 11 OPP 28 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 10 yard gain. Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
5:09 3rd & inches OPP 18 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 1 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Rafael Corbin.
4:27 1st & 10 OPP 17 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas.
3:44 2nd & 11 OPP 18 QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 7 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB2 Jayden Gann! SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon.
3:38 1st & 10 OWN 9 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
3:31 2nd & 10 OWN 9 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
3:26 3rd & 10 OWN 9 LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton.
3:09 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
2:48 1st & 10 OWN 31 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance.
2:29 1st & 10 OWN 42 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad short pass to BTE Hamilton Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by ROLB James Spann.
2:25 2nd & 10 OWN 42 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to WR1 Dominick Swain, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton.
2:03 3rd & 4 OWN 48 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Broderick Hinton, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
1:41 1st & 10 OPP 43 DT Sammy Dupre forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers.
1:24 1st & 10 OPP 28 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, but the ball was batted away by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance.
1:20 2nd & 10 OPP 28 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
0:58 1st & 10 OPP 15 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Franklin Driscoll.
0:35 1st & G OPP 3 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:31   K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:31   K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 61 yards to KR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 28 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
0:26 1st & 10 OWN 38 QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Rafael Corbin.
Defensive timeout was called.
0:22 2nd & 10 OWN 38 QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 6 yard gain.
0:16 3rd & 4 OWN 45 QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to WR2 Griff Christian, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
Defensive timeout was called.
0:11 1st & 10 OPP 44 QB Bryant Wells took a knee.
Defensive timeout was called.
0:10 2nd & 11 OPP 45 QB Bryant Wells took a knee.