| 15:00 |
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K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 59 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 26 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem. |
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| 14:55 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 37 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 13 yard gain and a first down. |
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| 14:48 |
1st & 10 |
50 YD |
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QB Bryant Wells lobbed a duck to BTE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 50 yard gain and a touchdown! |
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| 14:40 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
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| 14:40 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 62 yards to KR Stuart Bartholomew for a 22 yard return. Tackled by IN4 Lauren "Handjob" Boebert. |
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| 14:35 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 31 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert. |
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| 13:52 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 48 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance. |
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| 13:20 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 48 |
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LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to BTE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RILB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan. |
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| 12:47 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 39 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by DT Gunner Niedermeyer. |
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| 12:08 |
2nd & 11 |
OPP 40 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by LDE Link Horton. |
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| 11:31 |
3rd & 13 |
OPP 42 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 11:25 |
4th & 13 |
OPP 42 |
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P Gunnar Conklin punted 30 yards to PR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a fair catch. |
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| 11:19 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 12 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR1 Zeb Hagen, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
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| 11:15 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 12 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Rafael Corbin. |
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| 10:35 |
3rd & 5 |
OWN 17 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Jayden Gann. |
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| 9:49 |
4th & 4 |
OWN 18 |
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P Mitchell Velez punted 47 yards to PR Dustin Shirley for a 6 yard return before a forced fumble by SE1 Tom "End Times" Cotton! SB2 Lauren "Handjob" Boebert recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by DL3 Sean "Hiding" Spicer. |
|
| 9:09 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 41 |
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LDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried bad pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Griff Christian, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
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| 9:04 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 41 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
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| 8:29 |
3rd & 4 |
OPP 34 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 3 yard loss. Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
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| 7:44 |
4th & 6 |
OPP 37 |
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P Mitchell Velez punted 37 yards for a touchback. |
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| 7:38 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 20 |
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RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Don "The Con" Trump! RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by WR3 Broderick Hinton. |
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|
| 7:35 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 12 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms. |
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| 6:55 |
2nd & 2 |
OPP 4 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard gain and a touchdown! |
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| 6:51 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
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| 6:51 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 74 yards to KR Jude McCain for a 23 yard return. Tackled by K Reynaldo Beverly. |
|
| 6:45 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 20 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 8 yard gain. |
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| 6:39 |
2nd & 2 |
OWN 27 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 4 yard loss. Tackled by NT Sammy Dupre. |
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| 5:58 |
3rd & 6 |
OWN 23 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB James Spann. |
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| 5:16 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 35 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
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| 4:36 |
2nd & 8 |
OWN 38 |
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RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance. |
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| 3:59 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 48 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Elias Cavazos. |
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| 3:28 |
2nd & 5 |
OPP 47 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, but the ball was batted away by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
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| 3:23 |
3rd & 5 |
OPP 47 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by ROLB James Spann. |
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| 2:45 |
4th & 6 |
OPP 48 |
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P Gunnar Conklin punted 46 yards to PR Wilfredo Squires for a 7 yard return. Tackled by ROT Jace Mack. |
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|
| 2:37 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 10 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
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| 2:07 |
2nd & 6 |
OWN 14 |
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NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas forced a hurried short pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who dropped the ball! |
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| 2:04 |
3rd & 6 |
OWN 14 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR2 Griff Christian, who made the catch for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
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| 1:20 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 35 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms. |
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| 0:42 |
2nd & 4 |
OWN 41 |
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QB Bryant Wells lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Rafael Corbin. |
|
| 15:00 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 39 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard loss. Tackled by NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas. |
|
| 14:27 |
2nd & 14 |
OPP 43 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 5 yard loss. Tackled by LDE Marjorie Taylor Greene. |
|
| 13:43 |
3rd & 19 |
OPP 48 |
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QB Bryant Wells lobbed a duck to BTE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 13:36 |
4th & 19 |
OPP 48 |
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P Mitchell Velez punted 48 yards for a touchback. |
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|
| 13:30 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 20 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a screen pass to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis, who made the catch for a 3 yard loss. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
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| 12:51 |
2nd & 13 |
OWN 17 |
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NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR3 Dominick Swain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 12:47 |
3rd & 13 |
OWN 17 |
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LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried bomb by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, but it fell incomplete. |
|
| 12:42 |
4th & 13 |
OWN 17 |
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P Gunnar Conklin punted 42 yards to PR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 10 yard return. Tackled by LOT Paula "From Africa" White. |
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|
| 12:34 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 49 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Jayden Gann. |
|
| 11:51 |
2nd & 4 |
OPP 43 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell. |
|
| 11:10 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 39 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 7 yard gain. Tackled by FS Bengie Niedermeyer. |
|
| 10:25 |
2nd & 3 |
OPP 32 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem. |
|
| 9:46 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 18 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 18 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 9:39 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 9:39 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 73 yards to KR Dustin Shirley for a 24 yard return before a forced fumble by OU3 Brice Burdick! OU3 Brice Burdick recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by OU3 Bengie Niedermeyer. |
|
|
| 9:33 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 23 |
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NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas forced a hurried short pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR1 Wilfredo Squires, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Edwin Rodriquez. |
|
| 9:01 |
2nd & 4 |
OPP 17 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to WR3 Zeb Hagen, who made the catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot. |
|
| 8:20 |
1st & G |
OPP 1 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 8:16 |
2nd & G |
OPP 1 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a screen pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Daniel Hagan. |
|
| 7:42 |
3rd & G |
OPP 1 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 6 yard loss. Tackled by ROLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley. |
|
| 7:05 |
4th & G |
OPP 7 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly attempted a 24 yard field goal, and it was good! |
|
|
| 7:02 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 75 yards to KR Jude McCain for a 24 yard return. Tackled by IN2 Gunner Niedermeyer. |
|
| 6:57 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 21 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz. |
|
| 6:17 |
2nd & 5 |
OWN 25 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
|
| 5:38 |
3rd & 1 |
OWN 30 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by MLB James Spann. |
|
| 4:56 |
4th & inches |
OWN 30 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
|
|
| 4:54 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 29 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot. |
|
| 4:20 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 16 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a bad short pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made a jumping catch for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell. |
|
| 3:43 |
2nd & 9 |
OPP 15 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt. |
|
| 3:01 |
1st & G |
OPP 1 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 2:59 |
|
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K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 2:59 |
|
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 76 yards to KR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions for a 26 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Franklin Driscoll. |
|
| 2:53 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 22 |
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LDE Link Horton forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
|
| 2:16 |
2nd & 4 |
OWN 28 |
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NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried short pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
|
| 2:00 |
3rd & 1 |
OWN 31 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar. |
|
| 1:44 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 37 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
|
| 1:27 |
1st & 10 |
50 YD |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
|
| Offensive timeout was called. |
| 1:21 |
2nd & inches |
OPP 41 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by NT Brock Buckner. |
|
| 1:05 |
3rd & 2 |
OPP 42 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 1:00 |
4th & 2 |
OPP 42 |
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P Gunnar Conklin punted 43 yards for a touchback. |
|
|
| 0:55 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 20 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 0:51 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 20 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem. |
|
| 0:32 |
3rd & 6 |
OWN 24 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 76 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 0:17 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 0:17 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 72 yards to KR Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem for a 21 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Franklin Driscoll. |
|
| 0:12 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 21 |
 |
LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried duck by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Dominick Swain, but the ball was batted away by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert. |
|
| 0:07 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 21 |
 |
NT Sammy Dupre forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Broderick Hinton, but the ball was batted away by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert. |
|
| 0:03 |
3rd & 10 |
OWN 21 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Dominick Swain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 15:00 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 73 yards to KR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions for a 22 yard return before a forced fumble by OU3 Paul "False Flag" Gosar! OU2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by BW3 Paula "From Africa" White. |
|
|
| 14:56 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 21 |
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DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell forced a hurried duck by QB Bryant Wells to BTE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 14:51 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 21 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by NT Aron Perkins. |
|
| 14:16 |
3rd & 4 |
OPP 15 |
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QB Bryant Wells lobbed a duck to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 14:10 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 14:10 |
|
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 74 yards to KR Logan Niedermeyer for a 29 yard return. Tackled by IN3 Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson. |
|
| 14:04 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 27 |
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RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Broderick Hinton, but it fell incomplete. |
|
| 14:00 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 27 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Jude McCain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 13:53 |
3rd & 10 |
OWN 27 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton. |
|
| 13:11 |
4th & 5 |
OWN 32 |
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P Gunnar Conklin punted 43 yards to PR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 7 yard return. Tackled by RG Craig McCormick. |
|
|
| 13:03 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 33 |
 |
QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley. |
|
| 12:20 |
2nd & 9 |
OWN 34 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
|
| 11:48 |
3rd & 4 |
OWN 39 |
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NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas forced a hurried bad pass by QB Bryant Wells to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, but it fell incomplete. |
|
| 11:44 |
4th & 4 |
OWN 39 |
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P Mitchell Velez punted 40 yards to PR Jayden Gann for a 6 yard return. Tackled by LS Uriel Zimmerman. |
|
|
| 11:37 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 27 |
 |
RDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert forced a hurried bomb by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert. |
|
| 10:56 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 49 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Elias Cavazos. |
|
| 10:26 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 34 |
 |
NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Broderick Hinton, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 10:22 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 34 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump pitched to HB Stuart Bartholomew for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
|
| 9:39 |
3rd & 12 |
OPP 36 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a duck to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 29 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan. |
|
| 8:54 |
1st & G |
OPP 8 |
 |
NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried short pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 8:51 |
2nd & G |
OPP 8 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 8:46 |
|
 |
K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 8:46 |
|
 |
K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 55 yards to KR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 34 yard return, out of bounds. |
|
| 8:39 |
1st & 10 |
50 YD |
 |
QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 50 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 8:30 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 8:30 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 77 yards to KR Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem for a 30 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Franklin Driscoll. |
|
| 8:24 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 25 |
 |
NT Sammy Dupre forced a hurried duck by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
|
| 7:52 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 45 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 30 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB James Spann. |
|
| 7:05 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 24 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
|
| 7:01 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 24 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB James Spann. |
|
| 6:16 |
3rd & 4 |
OPP 19 |
 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 6:12 |
4th & 4 |
OPP 19 |
 |
K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted a 36 yard field goal, and it was good! |
|
|
| 6:08 |
|
 |
K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 61 yards to KR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 23 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley. |
|
| 6:03 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 33 |
 |
QB Bryant Wells lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Zeb Hagen, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
|
| 5:57 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 33 |
 |
LDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried bomb by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 18 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem. |
|
| 5:24 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 49 |
 |
ROLB Edwin Rodriquez forced a hurried bad pass by QB Bryant Wells to WR2 Griff Christian, but it fell incomplete. |
|
| 5:20 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 49 |
 |
QB Bryant Wells threw a pass to WR2 Griff Christian, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Jayden Gann. |
|
| 4:34 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 25 |
 |
QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
|
| 3:57 |
2nd & 6 |
OPP 21 |
 |
QB Bryant Wells threw a short pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz. |
|
| 3:15 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 13 |
 |
QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to WR1 Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a touchdown! |
|
| 3:10 |
|
 |
K Reynaldo Beverly attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
|
|
| 3:10 |
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K Reynaldo Beverly kicked off 78 yards to KR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions for a 31 yard return. Tackled by K Reynaldo Beverly. |
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| 3:04 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 25 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made a jumping catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by MLB James Spann. |
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| 2:36 |
2nd & 4 |
OWN 32 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar. |
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| 2:01 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 38 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Elias Cavazos. |
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| 1:18 |
2nd & 1 |
OWN 48 |
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NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss! |
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| 0:37 |
3rd & 6 |
OWN 42 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Tiny Niedermeyer. |
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| 0:05 |
1st & 10 |
50 YD |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a duck to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
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| 15:00 |
2nd & 10 |
50 YD |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
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| 14:29 |
3rd & 4 |
OPP 44 |
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DT Gunner Niedermeyer forced a hurried bad pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
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| 14:25 |
4th & 4 |
OPP 44 |
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P Gunnar Conklin punted 34 yards to PR Griff Christian for a 4 yard return. Tackled by SE1 DeShawn Simms. |
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| 14:17 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 14 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms. |
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| 13:42 |
2nd & 6 |
OWN 18 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 2 yard gain. |
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| 13:35 |
3rd & 4 |
OWN 20 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Dustin Shirley. |
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| 13:01 |
4th & 1 |
OWN 23 |
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P Mitchell Velez punted 42 yards to PR Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot for a 8 yard return. Tackled by LS Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones. |
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| 12:54 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 43 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who dropped the ball! |
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| 12:49 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 43 |
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NT Rafael "Fled" Cruz forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert. |
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| 12:12 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 45 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad short pass to WR1 Dominick Swain, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Franklin Driscoll. |
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| 11:30 |
2nd & 6 |
OPP 41 |
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ROLB Tiny Niedermeyer forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Kendryll Niedermeyer. |
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| 10:45 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 27 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
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| 10:40 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 27 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Edmund Shepard. |
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| 10:10 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 16 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Brice Burdick. |
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| 9:37 |
2nd & 5 |
OPP 11 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan. |
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| 9:18 |
1st & G |
OPP 3 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
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| 9:12 |
2nd & G |
OPP 3 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown! |
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| 9:08 |
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K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
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| 9:08 |
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K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 61 yards to KR Wilfredo Squires for a 28 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot. |
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| 9:02 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 37 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Katie "Kitchen" Britt. |
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| 8:26 |
2nd & 8 |
OWN 39 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by FS DeShawn Simms. |
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| 7:46 |
3rd & 8 |
OWN 39 |
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QB Bryant Wells lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
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| 7:09 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 40 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 4 yard loss. Tackled by NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas. |
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| 6:39 |
2nd & 14 |
OPP 44 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 17 yard gain and a first down. |
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| 6:31 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 28 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by LOLB "MAGA" Mike Johnson. |
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| 5:56 |
2nd & 11 |
OPP 28 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 10 yard gain. Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz. |
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| 5:09 |
3rd & inches |
OPP 18 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 1 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Rafael Corbin. |
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| 4:27 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 17 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by NT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas. |
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| 3:44 |
2nd & 11 |
OPP 18 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 7 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB2 Jayden Gann! SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon. |
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| 3:38 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 9 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
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| 3:31 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 9 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR2 Logan Niedermeyer, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense. |
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| 3:26 |
3rd & 10 |
OWN 9 |
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LDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton. |
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| 3:09 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 20 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Hamilton Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
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| 2:48 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 31 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance. |
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| 2:29 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 42 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad short pass to BTE Hamilton Niedermeyer, but the ball was batted away by ROLB James Spann. |
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| 2:25 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 42 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to WR1 Dominick Swain, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton. |
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| 2:03 |
3rd & 4 |
OWN 48 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Broderick Hinton, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar. |
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| 1:41 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 43 |
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DT Sammy Dupre forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE AJ Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rakeem Rodgers. |
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| 1:24 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 28 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR2 Jude McCain, but the ball was batted away by CB2 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance. |
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| 1:20 |
2nd & 10 |
OPP 28 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar. |
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| 0:58 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 15 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Franklin Driscoll. |
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| 0:35 |
1st & G |
OPP 3 |
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QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a short pass to HB Stuart Bartholomew, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown! |
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| 0:31 |
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K Anthony Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good! |
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| 0:31 |
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K Anthony Niedermeyer kicked off 61 yards to KR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry for a 28 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem. |
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| 0:26 |
1st & 10 |
OWN 38 |
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QB Bryant Wells handed off to FB Jeffery Atwood for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Rafael Corbin. |
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| Defensive timeout was called. |
| 0:22 |
2nd & 10 |
OWN 38 |
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QB Bryant Wells pitched to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who went out of bounds for a 6 yard gain. |
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| 0:16 |
3rd & 4 |
OWN 45 |
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QB Bryant Wells threw a bad pass to WR2 Griff Christian, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem. |
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| Defensive timeout was called. |
| 0:11 |
1st & 10 |
OPP 44 |
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QB Bryant Wells took a knee. |
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| Defensive timeout was called. |
| 0:10 |
2nd & 11 |
OPP 45 |
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QB Bryant Wells took a knee. |
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