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Uranus Meat Rockets  AT  Boston Buttchuggers

League game on Season 86, Day 7 at 12:00    64°F  Wind: 6mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Uranus Meat Rockets 7 7 7 0 0 21 Final
Boston Buttchuggers 0 0 3 3 0 6  

Top Performers

TE
Calvin Xylox
140.5
1
32.5
7
11
4
Offensive
LB
Donnie Wahlburger
1
8
4
Defensive
WR
Irish Riggsy
103.5
85.5
6
4
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
2:54 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 43 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
10:50 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
9:27 FG K Whitey Chowdahead attempted a 41 yard field goal, and it was good!
4:08 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to HB Glorbo Maximus, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
6:09 FG K Whitey Chowdahead attempted a 30 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
13:40 P Thrang Lubezor punted 49 yards to PR Irish Riggsy for a 10 yard return. Tackled by LS Oren Meatov.
11:37 P Seamus Shamrock punted 51 yards to PR Barry Boosters for a 17 yard return, out of bounds.
2:54 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 43 yard gain and a touchdown!
2nd Quarter
10:50 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:18 RDE Sully Southie forced a hurried pass by QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster to WR3 Grulk Deepdrain, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Brady McTipsy.
3:46 LDE Terry Tea Party sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 5 yard loss!
1:17 P Thrang Lubezor punted 51 yards to PR Irish Riggsy for a 11 yard return. Tackled by SE2 Ricky Orbiter.
3rd Quarter
14:56 QB Big Papi Chuggs rushed for a 25 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Torgo Ramflux.
13:43 QB Big Papi Chuggs handed off to HB Joey Chowdah for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Johnny Astroglide.
6:20 NT Jimmy Fenway forced a hurried bad pass by QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster to TE Calvin Xylox, who made a jumping catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB4 Sully O'Spill.
4:41 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Conner Codfish.
4:08 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to HB Glorbo Maximus, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:21 QB Big Papi Chuggs pitched to HB Joey Chowdah for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Dickie Pulsar.
4th Quarter
11:29 RDE Sully Southie sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 6 yard loss!
8:09 QB Big Papi Chuggs rushed, who went out of bounds for a 28 yard gain and a first down.
3:38 QB Big Papi Chuggs rushed for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Ailanthus Dendron.
2:44 QB Big Papi Chuggs rushed, who went out of bounds for a 24 yard gain and a first down.
0:45 QB Big Papi Chuggs handed off to HB Sammy Adams for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Torgo Ramflux.

Team Stats
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  Uranus Boston
TOTAL NET YARDS 302.5 256.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 71 256
   Rushes 29 59
   Yards/Rush 2.4 4.3
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 231.5 0.5
   Completions/Attempts 18/26 9/12
   Yards/Pass 8.9 0
   Times Sacked 4 0
   Times Intercepted 0 0
PUNTS 7 7
   Yards per Punt 47.9 46.7
FUMBLES 1 1
   Fumbles Lost 0 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 28:35 31:15

Passing
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Uranus PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster 58 18 26 231.5 69.2% 8.9 7 4 21 0 2
Boston PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Big Papi Chuggs 68 9 12 0.5 75% 0 6 0 0 0 0

Rushing
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Uranus PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ortho Thrustan 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 58 28 72 2.6 1 4 1.1 5 1 0
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster 58 1 -1 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Boston PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Mikey Dunkies 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Sammy Adams 40 20 44.5 2.2 0 3 0.3 8 0 0
QB Big Papi Chuggs 68 23 159.5 6.9 0 3 0.2 3 1 0
HB Joey Chowdah 32 16 52 3.3 0 9 1.8 2 0 0

Receiving
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Uranus PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Dirk Stroker 58 2 1 13.5 13.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
WR Barry Boosters 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Ortho Thrustan 16 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
WR Grulk Deepdrain 39 4 3 40 13.3 4.5 0 1 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 58 1 1 10 10 4 1 0 1 0
TE Calvin Xylox 54 14 11 140.5 12.8 32.5 1 1 0 0
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 58 4 2 28 14 12.5 0 0 0 0
Boston PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE Ricky Nomah 51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Mikey Dunkies 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Irish Riggsy 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Bunker Hill Billy 68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Mickey Marathon 52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Sammy Adams 40 8 8 -4.5 -0.6 22.5 0 0 0 0
HB Joey Chowdah 32 1 1 5 5 8.5 0 0 0 0
WR Kennedy Kegger 68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Uranus FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Tommy Deepburn 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 3 3 4 0 269 67.3
Boston FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Whitey Chowdahead 2 2 0/0 0/0 1/1 1/1 0/0 0 0 3 0 189.5 63.2

Punting
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Uranus PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Thrang Lubezor 7 335 47.9 1 0 3.9 0 1 3
Boston PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Seamus Shamrock 7 327 46.7 2 0 3.9 0 0 3

Kick/Punt Return
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Uranus KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Barry Boosters 3 68.5 22.8 0 5 55 11 0
Boston KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Irish Riggsy 4 103.5 25.9 0 6 85.5 14.3 0

Defense
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Uranus PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
G Zarnok Meat'hul 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DT Vee'lok Hungarr 54 1 1 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
CB Quarn Torknut 37 1 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DE Sonny Blastwell 68 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
C Oren Meatov 58 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Ricky Orbiter 41 2 3 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
CB Fonn'Dar Shaftuun 45 4 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1
OT Nivvix Poundarr 58 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
FB Ortho Thrustan 16 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C Mick "Moondoggy" O'Toole 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
P Thrang Lubezor 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Miles "Starblazer" Steele 65 4 2 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 1
FB Ben Doverly 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Torgo Ramflux 68 8 2 3 7 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0
G Stan Starburn 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Dickie Pulsar 41 5 3 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4
G Brakk Stabbins 58 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Ailanthus Dendron 68 9 3 2 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 0
K Tommy Deepburn 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
G Jack Shafton 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Coleman "Cole" Probe 62 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3
DE Rayzor Quench 68 2 1 0 2 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 3
LB Johnny Astroglide 68 16 6 3 9 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Nate "Jetstream" Johnson 63 3 2 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
Boston PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Dunkin' Dan 57 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FB Mikey Dunkies 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Jimmy Fenway 43 2 2 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3
LB Murph McMurph 29 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Brady McTipsy 21 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
LB Harv Yardman 22 1 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Beacon Billy 43 5 2 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
FS Conner Codfish 58 3 7 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Larry Bawston 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
FS Quinn Quincy 58 4 3 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
DT Pauly Revere 44 5 2 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE Terry Tea Party 58 0 1 0 0 2.5 16 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
OT Wicked Pisser Pete 36 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Benny Beanpot 37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DE Sully Southie 58 0 0 1 0 1.5 10.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2
LB Donnie Wahlburger 58 8 4 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
HB Joey Chowdah 32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
OT Overtime O'Malley 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
OT Tommy Two Pints 30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Sully O'Spill 14 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Harbor Hoser 17 3 2 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Paddy South 58 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
C Frankie Beans 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
G Mark Marky 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Blocking
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Uranus PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR Dirk Stroker 58 0 1 0 0
OT Vance Voidman 58 2 1 1 2
G Zarnok Meat'hul 0 0 0 0 0
CB Quarn Torknut 37 0 1 0 0
C Oren Meatov 58 1 3 2 0
OT Hugh Jettison 0 1 0 0 0
OT Nivvix Poundarr 58 2 2 1 1
FB Ortho Thrustan 16 0 1 0 0
C Mick "Moondoggy" O'Toole 0 1 0 0 0
WR Grulk Deepdrain 39 0 3 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 7 2 1 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 58 0 1 0 0
C Qillex Plasmix 0 3 0 0 0
G Buck Plasmor 58 3 3 1 0
TE Calvin Xylox 54 0 4 0 0
G Stan Starburn 0 2 0 0 0
G Brakk Stabbins 58 1 1 2 0
G Jack Shafton 0 1 0 0 0
OT Max Payload 0 0 1 0 0
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 58 0 4 0 0
Boston PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
TE Ricky Nomah 51 2 3 0 0
FB Mikey Dunkies 29 2 1 0 0
OT Wally Smaht 32 2 2 3 0
C Kevin Clamcakes 41 4 2 0 0
G Larry Bawston 23 1 1 0 0
WR Bunker Hill Billy 68 4 0 0 0
TE Mickey Marathon 52 4 1 2 0
OT Wicked Pisser Pete 36 2 1 0 0
G Lenny Lobstah 45 3 1 0 0
G Benny Beanpot 37 2 3 1 0
OT Overtime O'Malley 38 1 2 0 0
OT Tommy Two Pints 30 0 3 0 0
WR Kennedy Kegger 68 3 0 0 0
C Frankie Beans 27 0 2 0 0
G Mark Marky 31 1 1 0 0