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Allstar game on Season 70, Day 48 at 10:00    2°F  Wind: 16mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Shirts 0 3 0 0 0 3 Final
Skins 0 7 10 0 0 17  

Top Performers

TE
Mike Hunt
104.5
1
57.5
2
4
3
Offensive
DT
50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors
1
1.5
3
4
2
Defensive
HB
Chuck Norris
104.5
35.5
5
4
Special Teams

 

2nd Quarter
11:28 FG K Brady Stewart attempted a 18 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:45 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to FB Corey Schlesinger for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Isgoen Inn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
4:23 FG K Isgoen Inn attempted a 42 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:27 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to TE Mike Hunt, who made the catch for a 70 yard gain and a touchdown! K Isgoen Inn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
12:13 QB Preme God threw a pass to WR1 Antonio Kelce, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS AI Will Ruin Society.
10:49 DT Marv Rangel sacked QB Preme God for a 7 yard loss!
10:14 NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male sacked QB Preme God for a 7 yard loss!
7:16 QB Preme God threw a pass to WR1 Deep Threatx, who made a diving catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Chim Sheldon.
1:58 RDE Alex Barrett sacked QB Your Super Sexy Mom for a 5 yard loss!
2nd Quarter
15:00 QB Preme God threw a pass to TE Gavin Escobar, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Slim Moffett.
13:44 RDE Hulk Hogan forced a hurried pass by QB Preme God to TE Gavin Escobar, who made a jumping catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS AI Will Ruin Society.
7:15 QB Preme God pitched to HB I Want A Hug for a 3 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Slim Moffett.
3:19 QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to WR2 Joseph Green, who made a diving catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB ILB2 LZ.
2:49 QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to WR3 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Mighty Joe Hung.
0:45 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to FB Corey Schlesinger for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
3rd Quarter
12:55 RDE Hulk Hogan sacked QB Preme God for a 6 yard loss!
6:22 LDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children forced a hurried pass by QB Your Super Sexy Mom to WR1 Red Lightening , who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Elvin Montalvo.
3:38 LDE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless sacked QB Preme God for a 6 yard loss!
0:27 QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to TE Mike Hunt, who made the catch for a 70 yard gain and a touchdown!
4th Quarter
14:22 LDE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless sacked QB Preme God for a 6 yard loss!
12:49 RDE Alex Barrett sacked QB Your Super Sexy Mom for a 7 yard loss!
5:07 QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to FB Corey Schlesinger, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Tony Gwynn.
3:00 DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors forced a hurried pass by QB Preme God to BTE Gavin Escobar, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain before a forced fumble by ROLB Miles Burris! FS Rey Roy recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by WR1 Antonio Kelce.
0:07 NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male forced a hurried pass by QB Preme God to WR1 Antonio Kelce, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Leon McFadden.

Team Stats
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  Shirts Skins
TOTAL NET YARDS 210 288.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 21.5 48
   Rushes 22 28
   Yards/Rush 1 1.7
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 188.5 240.5
   Completions/Attempts 23/44 19/41
   Yards/Pass 4.3 5.9
   Times Sacked 10 2
   Times Intercepted 0 1
PUNTS 10 10
   Yards per Punt 43.8 34.5
FUMBLES 3 0
   Fumbles Lost 1 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 32:48 27:05

Passing
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Shirts PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Preme God 75 23 44 188.5 52.3% 4.3 11 10 63.5 0 0
Skins PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Your Super Sexy Mom 71 19 41 240.5 46.3% 5.9 8 2 12 1 1

Rushing
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Shirts PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB I Want A Hug 40 9 19.5 2.2 0 2 2.6 1 0 0
FB Block 40 4 -2.5 -0.6 0 0 0.4 3 0 0
HB Chuck Norris 32 9 4.5 0.5 0 0 0.2 4 0 0
Skins PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Corey Schlesinger 38 7 17 2.4 1 3 0.1 1 0 0
HB Rashaad Penny 37 12 28.5 2.4 0 2 0.3 3 0 0
HB Self Help Guru 29 9 2.5 0.3 0 1 0 5 0 0

Receiving
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Shirts PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Virgil Clyde 41 7 1 0 0 -0.5 0 0 0 0
WR Antonio Kelce 31 6 5 52.5 10.5 4 0 0 0 0
TE This Clone is Sexy 32 5 3 18 6 0.5 0 0 0 0
HB I Want A Hug 40 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
FB Block 40 2 2 1.5 0.8 6.5 0 0 0 0
WR Deep Threatx 36 3 1 16.5 16.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
HB Chuck Norris 32 1 1 6 6 3 0 0 0 0
TE Gavin Escobar 55 9 7 67 9.6 5.5 0 1 1 1
WR Randy Rice 31 2 1 6.5 6.5 1.5 0 0 0 0
WR WR S* LZ 37 7 2 21 10.5 1 0 1 0 0
Skins PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Preme GOD's Son 26 5 1 13.5 13.5 1.5 0 0 0 0
TE Randy Savage 50 7 4 42 10.5 7 0 0 0 0
FB Corey Schlesinger 38 2 2 9 4.5 10 0 0 0 0
TE Mike Hunt 31 4 3 104.5 34.8 57.5 1 1 0 0
HB Rashaad Penny 37 1 1 1 1 6.5 0 0 0 0
WR Joseph Green 23 3 1 13.5 13.5 1 0 0 0 0
WR Daytime Hooker 43 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
WR Red Lightening 36 5 2 28.5 14.3 -1 0 0 0 0
WR Wiggle Wiggle 42 7 2 18.5 9.3 5 0 0 0 0
HB Self Help Guru 29 3 3 9.5 3.2 17 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Shirts FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Brady Stewart 1 3 1/1 0/0 0/1 0/1 0/0 0 0 2 2 163.5 81.8
Skins FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Isgoen Inn 1 3 0/0 0/0 0/1 1/2 0/0 2 2 4 0 257.5 64.4

Punting
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Shirts PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Matt Araiza 10 437.5 43.8 2 0 4 1 1 5
Skins PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Gerald Wilkins 10 344.5 34.5 0 0 3.8 0 0 1

Kick/Punt Return
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Shirts KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Chuck Norris 4 104.5 26.1 0 5 35.5 7.1 0
Skins KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
TE Randy Savage 0 0 0 0 1 2.5 2.5 0
HB Rashaad Penny 0 0 0 0 2 9 4.5 0
WR Joseph Green 0 0 0 0 1 9 9 0
LB Mighty Joe Young 0 0 0 0 1 10.5 10.5 0
HB Self Help Guru 0 0 0 0 2 17 8.5 0

Defense
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Shirts PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
FS Rolf Wade 22 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Tony Gwynn 58 4 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE Alex Barrett 50 1 0 1 1 1.5 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
G Mega Grifter 43 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS FS S* Hybrid LZ 49 5 4 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
C Aaron Graham 43 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Push the Pocketx 40 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 7
DT Tractor Trailer 45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 17
WR Antonio Kelce 31 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Buffy Summers 39 3 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 1
G Jasper Bean 54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children 43 1 1 1 1 0.5 5.5 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 3
CB Elvin Montalvo 32 4 0 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
SS Francisco Connor 63 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB ILB1-BRB LZ 28 2 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB ILB2 LZ 40 4 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 0
CB Michael Booker 46 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 6
OT Toby Richards 42 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Neon Deion 30 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Cameron Thomas 39 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
DE Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila 49 1 3 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
LB Mighty Joe Hung 47 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
CB Marty Padgett 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB GRAPE CB 37 2 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 3
Skins PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Slim Moffett 37 4 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless 54 2 4 1 2 2 18.5 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 6
SS AI Will Ruin Society 69 6 6 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1
C Josh Heskew 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE Hulk Hogan 35 4 1 0 4 1.5 20 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors 36 0 0 0 0 1.5 11 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
DE Cristian Main 61 1 0 0 1 1.5 19 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
FB Corey Schlesinger 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Dawson Frey 47 1 3 0 1 0.5 7 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
LB Mighty Joe Young 42 3 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
FS Rey Roy 34 3 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB CB S* LZ 37 4 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Popeye Mercer 34 0 1 0 0 0.5 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DT Marv Rangel 51 1 2 0 0 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7
WR Wiggle Wiggle 42 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Steven Manfro 41 3 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male 46 0 0 1 0 1.5 20 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Miles Burris 49 4 3 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 1
G Davin Sherwood 55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Phil Ellis 52 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Leon McFadden 38 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2
CB Store 33 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB Chim Sheldon 29 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
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Shirts PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
FS Rolf Wade 22 0 2 0 0
LB Tony Gwynn 58 0 1 0 0
G Mega Grifter 43 1 3 0 0
G Aaron Taylor 53 1 2 3 2
WR Virgil Clyde 41 0 1 0 0
C Aaron Graham 43 0 0 1 0
DT Push the Pocketx 40 0 1 0 0
OT Eric Anderson 59 0 4 0 1
WR Antonio Kelce 31 0 1 0 0
TE This Clone is Sexy 32 0 4 0 0
HB I Want A Hug 40 0 1 0 0
G Jasper Bean 54 4 2 3 2
OT Tyler Smithx 49 1 2 2 2
FB Block 40 0 1 0 0
C Mick Tinglehoffx 32 1 1 0 0
WR Deep Threatx 36 0 2 0 0
CB Michael Booker 46 0 1 0 0
TE Gavin Escobar 55 0 2 0 0
OT Toby Richards 42 0 2 2 1
WR Randy Rice 31 0 1 0 0
DT Cameron Thomas 39 0 1 0 0
WR WR S* LZ 37 0 4 0 0
Skins PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
C Keith Ismael 40 1 4 0 0
OT Kyle Turley 49 2 2 0 1
OT Chris Dishman 40 1 3 1 0
WR Preme GOD's Son 26 0 4 0 0
OT Alfred Bowles 53 2 1 2 1
C Josh Heskew 31 0 6 1 0
TE Randy Savage 50 1 3 0 0
G Blue Edwards 41 1 5 0 0
FB Corey Schlesinger 38 0 2 0 0
TE Mike Hunt 31 0 4 1 0
WR Joseph Green 23 0 2 0 0
WR Daytime Hooker 43 0 3 0 0
CB CB S* LZ 37 0 1 0 0
G Steve Ott 46 1 7 0 0
QB Your Super Sexy Mom 71 0 2 0 0
WR Red Lightening 36 0 2 0 0
WR Wiggle Wiggle 42 0 4 0 0
G Davin Sherwood 55 4 3 1 0
CB Leon McFadden 38 0 1 0 0