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Allstar game on Season 71, Day 47 at 10:00    1°F  Wind: 24mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Skins 14 17 17 17 0 65 Final
Shirts 0 0 0 0 0 0  

Top Performers

HB
Rashaad Penny
5
161.5
9
6
23
4.5
Offensive
DE
Old Man Skarnor
5.5
1
1
2
2
2
Defensive
HB
Lauren AlwaysMisses
198.5
6.5
7
1
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
9:02 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Rashaad Penny for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:54 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 63 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
15:00 TD LDE Old Man Skarnor broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Shane Fast! LDE Old Man Skarnor recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards for a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:53 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:01 FG K K 1x attempted a 30 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
9:08 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Rashaad Penny for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:36 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to TE Big Show, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:42 FG K K 1x attempted a 31 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
7:44 FG K K 1x attempted a 36 yard field goal, and it was good!
3:37 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:30 TD QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown! K K 1x attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
14:55 LDE Old Man Skarnor sacked QB Shane Fast for a 5 yard loss!
13:44 NT Christian Peter sacked QB Shane Fast for a 5 yard loss!
11:49 RDE The Ph33P forced a hurried pass by QB Your Super Sexy Mom to WR3 Randy Rice, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS FS S* Hybrid LZ.
9:02 QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Rashaad Penny for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:43 RDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Shane Fast! C Josh Heskew recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
6:54 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 63 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:28 RDE Old Man Skarnor sacked QB Shane Fast for a 4 yard loss!
4:11 RDE The Ph33P forced a hurried pass by QB Your Super Sexy Mom to WR3 WR S* LZ, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Mike Minter.
2nd Quarter
15:00 LDE Old Man Skarnor broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Shane Fast! LDE Old Man Skarnor recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards for a touchdown!
9:27 P Felix Gilbert punted 38 yards to PR Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 8 yard return. Tackled by SE2 FS S* Hybrid LZ.
5:53 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:45 NT Christian Peter sacked QB Shane Fast for a 3 yard loss!
2:49 P Jeff Blake punted 36 yards to PR Lauren AlwaysMisses for a 6 yard return. Tackled by SB1 Cristian Main.
2:42 QB Shane Fast handed off to FB Corey Schlesinger for a 42 yard gain before a forced fumble by MLB Rene McGill! MLB Rene McGill recovered the fumble and returned it -2 yards. Tackled by WR2 Red Lightening .
1:20 NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male forced a hurried pass by QB Your Super Sexy Mom to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
3rd Quarter
14:40 QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to WR2 Virgil Clyde , but the ball was intercepted by CB2 Delano Howell! The ball was then knocked loose by WR2 Virgil Clyde !
13:46 LDE Old Man Skarnor sacked QB Shane Fast for a 6 yard loss!
11:53 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male.
9:08 QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Rashaad Penny for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:43 QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who went out of bounds for a 6 yard gain and a first down.
5:36 QB Your Super Sexy Mom threw a pass to TE Big Show, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:06 RDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children sacked QB Shane Fast for a 5 yard loss!
1:17 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB terrell farley.
4th Quarter
13:20 NT Chad Holliday forced a hurried pass by QB Shane Fast to WR3 Sox Hawk, who made the catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Rey Roy.
10:39 QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RDE Hulk Hogan.
9:52 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Orlando Scandrickx.
7:25 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR3 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB1 Deion Grey! ROLB Mighty Joe Hung recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by TE Randy Savage.
7:19 QB Your Super Sexy Mom pitched to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LDE Hulk Hogan.
5:51 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
3:37 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:37 NT Christian Peter sacked QB Shane Fast for a 5 yard loss!
2:01 RDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children sacked QB Shane Fast for a 5 yard loss!
1:38 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 GRAPE CB.
1:30 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:15 QB Your Super Sexy Mom handed off to HB Rashaad Penny for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male.

Team Stats
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  Skins Shirts
TOTAL NET YARDS 482.5 188
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 229.5 77
   Rushes 41 17
   Yards/Rush 5.6 4.5
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 253 111
   Completions/Attempts 27/45 10/15
   Yards/Pass 5.6 7.4
   Times Sacked 0 22
   Times Intercepted 0 0
PUNTS 5 8
   Yards per Punt 38.8 35.1
FUMBLES 0 9
   Fumbles Lost 0 8
TIME OF POSSESSION 35:10 24:23

Passing
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Skins PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Your Super Sexy Mom 84 27 45 253 60% 5.6 13 0 0 0 1
Shirts PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Shane Fast 54 10 15 111 66.7% 7.4 8 22 114 0 0

Rushing
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Skins PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Brendon Driver 49 4 10.5 2.6 0 2 1.3 0 0 0
HB Rashaad Penny 57 23 161.5 7 5 9 0.2 5 0 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 26 11 64 5.8 1 13 1.1 0 0 0
QB Your Super Sexy Mom 84 3 -6.5 -2.2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Shirts PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
QB Shane Fast 54 1 3.5 3.5 0 3 1 0 7 6
FB Corey Schlesinger 28 3 44.5 14.8 0 3 0.7 1 1 1
HB Chuck Norris 37 8 20 2.5 0 1 0.1 1 0 0
HB Lauren AlwaysMisses 15 5 9 1.8 0 0 0.4 3 0 0

Receiving
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Skins PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Virgil Clyde 43 6 1 16 16 0 0 0 0 0
FB Brendon Driver 49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Rashaad Penny 57 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE This Clone is Sexy 35 2 2 12 6 1 0 0 0 0
WR Deep Threatx 43 6 5 36.5 7.3 5.5 0 0 0 0
WR Me Love You Long Time 34 5 4 19 4.8 1.5 0 0 0 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 26 1 1 7 7 7 0 0 0 0
WR Randy Rice 29 5 3 49 16.3 4 0 0 0 0
TE Big Show 61 9 5 64.5 12.9 14.5 1 0 0 0
WR WR S* LZ 43 10 6 49 8.2 4.5 0 0 0 0
Shirts PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE Shock StudioTV 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Randy Savage 37 4 4 39.5 9.9 4.5 0 0 0 0
FB Corey Schlesinger 28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
WR Daytime Hooker 24 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Sox Hawk 24 2 2 25.5 12.8 4 0 0 0 0
HB Chuck Norris 37 2 2 22 11 20 0 0 0 0
WR Red Lightening 25 1 1 7 7 0 0 0 0 0
WR Wiggle Wiggle 27 2 1 17 17 6 0 0 1 1
HB Lauren AlwaysMisses 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Shevin Wiggins S 22 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Skins FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K K 1x 3 3 0/0 0/0 3/3 0/0 0/0 8 8 11 3 797 72.5
Shirts FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Brady Stewart 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 69.5 69.5

Punting
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Skins PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Jeff Blake 5 194 38.8 1 0 3.8 0 2 3
Shirts PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Felix Gilbert 8 281 35.1 0 0 3.8 0 0 1

Kick/Punt Return
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Skins KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Rashaad Penny 0 0 0 0 1 5.5 5.5 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 1 30 30 0 3 23.5 7.8 0
SS Marshall Hogan 0 0 0 0 1 4.5 4.5 0
Shirts KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Chuck Norris 0 0 0 0 1 10 10 0
HB Lauren AlwaysMisses 7 198.5 28.4 0 1 6.5 6.5 0
CB Damontae Kazee 1 30.5 30.5 0 0 0 0 0

Defense
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Skins PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
WR Virgil Clyde 43 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors 26 1 0 0 1 3 21.5 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
DE Cristian Main 21 0 1 1 0 2.5 24 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
C Center N. Sinner 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Jay Foreman 29 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
LB Buffy Summers 39 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children 43 2 0 3 2 4.5 37.5 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3
FS Rey Roy 31 3 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Elvin Montalvo 12 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Chad Holliday 23 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 1
LB Lick Em 40 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
CB Michael Booker 38 2 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Neon Deion 18 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Cloning N Boning 25 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FS Eric Warfield 23 2 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DT Christian Peter 49 1 0 0 0 6 39.5 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DE Old Man Skarnor 44 2 0 0 2 5.5 36.5 1 1 2 2 0 0 0 1 0 3
SS Marshall Hogan 46 3 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Rene McGill 34 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Mighty Joe Hung 31 2 2 1 1 0.5 4.5 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
CB Deion Grey 22 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 2
Shirts PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Tony Gwynn 52 0 1 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
CB Orlando Scandrickx 42 6 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless 56 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB Delano Howell 44 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
DE Hulk Hogan 56 0 3 3 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
C Josh Heskew 24 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Tony Veland 75 2 6 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
TE Randy Savage 37 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS FS S* Hybrid LZ 45 6 3 3 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Push the Pocketx 58 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 9
CB Mike Minter 43 4 1 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
OT Eric Anderson 37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
FB Corey Schlesinger 28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Don McLeod 41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Dawson Frey 43 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
LB Mighty Joe Young 56 2 4 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 3
LB Popeye Mercer 42 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
LB terrell farley 57 5 2 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 2
C Mick Tinglehoffx 30 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Red Lightening 25 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE The Ph33P 56 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DT NT S* LZ 56 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 9
OT Freddie Rooney 42 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male 38 2 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 1 4
FS Tim Cahill 39 4 7 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Damontae Kazee 29 2 3 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
P Felix Gilbert 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB GRAPE CB 37 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 1

Blocking
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Skins PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Chris Dishman 61 1 1 1 0
G Aaron Taylor 50 2 4 2 0
OT Alfred Bowles 59 1 0 3 0
WR Virgil Clyde 43 0 2 0 0
FB Brendon Driver 49 0 7 0 0
C Aaron Graham 44 2 3 1 0
HB Rashaad Penny 57 0 1 0 0
C Center N. Sinner 40 2 0 1 0
TE This Clone is Sexy 35 1 3 0 0
FS Rey Roy 31 0 1 0 0
CB Elvin Montalvo 12 1 1 0 0
WR Deep Threatx 43 0 4 0 0
WR Me Love You Long Time 34 1 0 0 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 26 0 1 0 0
QB Your Super Sexy Mom 84 0 1 0 0
G Lance Louis 61 2 6 0 0
WR Randy Rice 29 0 2 0 0
CB Cloning N Boning 25 0 1 0 0
G Jon Zatechka 57 4 3 1 0
OT Banana Hammock 48 1 3 1 0
TE Big Show 61 0 6 0 0
WR WR S* LZ 43 0 3 0 0
Shirts PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
QB Shane Fast 54 0 1 0 0
G Stephen Whaley 29 1 1 1 5
TE Shock StudioTV 31 0 0 0 0
C Josh Heskew 24 1 0 1 1
SS Tony Veland 75 0 1 0 0
TE Randy Savage 37 1 3 0 0
OT Eric Anderson 37 0 2 0 4
FB Corey Schlesinger 28 0 2 0 0
WR Daytime Hooker 24 0 4 0 0
G Don McLeod 41 1 1 2 1
WR Sox Hawk 24 0 1 0 0
C Mick Tinglehoffx 30 1 1 1 1
G Steve Ott 38 2 2 0 1
HB Chuck Norris 37 0 1 0 0
WR Wiggle Wiggle 27 0 2 0 0
OT Freddie Rooney 42 1 2 2 5
OT Toby Richards 29 1 4 0 3
FS Tim Cahill 39 0 1 0 0
CB Damontae Kazee 29 0 1 0 0
WR Shevin Wiggins S 22 0 2 0 0