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Grape Apes: Redemption Island  AT  Wiggle Warriors

League game on Season 72, Day 4 at 10:00    82°F  Wind: 7mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Grape Apes: Redemption Island 31 28 14 21 0 94 Final
Wiggle Warriors 0 14 21 7 0 42  

Play By Play
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1st Quarter
15:00   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 74 yards to KR Virgil Clyde for a 29 yard return. Tackled by OU6 Wesley Baird.
14:55 1st & 10 OWN 27 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR3 Handy Ape, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Marshall Hogan.
14:21 1st & 10 OWN 42 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
14:16 2nd & 10 OWN 42 LOLB Dawson Frey forced a hurried pass by QB Toss that Pigskin to TE Mike Hunt, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Marshall Hogan.
13:32 1st & 10 OPP 41 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by LDE Mac Isaacs.
13:02 2nd & 9 OPP 40 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to BTE This Clone is Sexy, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Maury Yates.
12:18 1st & 10 OPP 18 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by CB3 Wesley Baird.
11:39 2nd & 7 OPP 15 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown!
11:35   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:35   K Kicker 1 kicked off 66 yards to KR Let’s have Some fun for a 26 yard return. Tackled by IN4 Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18.
11:29 1st & 10 OWN 31 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
10:53 2nd & 6 OWN 34 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
10:14 3rd & 4 OWN 37 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
9:35 4th & 1 OWN 39 P Micah Dewitt punted 41 yards to PR Speedy Ape for a 10 yard return, out of bounds.
9:26 1st & 10 OWN 30 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Chim Sheldon.
8:50 1st & 10 OWN 44 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , but it fell incomplete.
8:46 2nd & 10 OWN 44 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by FS Francisco Connor.
8:09 3rd & 6 OWN 47 LDE Marvin Austin forced a hurried pass by QB Toss that Pigskin to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Chim Sheldon.
7:32 1st & 10 OPP 28 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 7 yard gain. Tackled by SS Marshall Hogan.
6:57 2nd & 3 OPP 21 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , but the ball was batted away by CB1 Chim Sheldon.
6:52 3rd & 3 OPP 21 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
6:47 4th & 3 OPP 21 K Kicker 1 attempted a 38 yard field goal, and it was good!
6:43   K Kicker 1 kicked off 67 yards to KR Wiggle Wiggle for a 28 yard return before a forced fumble by OU5 Rey Roy! K Kicker 1 recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by OU2 Kacey Simpson.
6:38 1st & 10 OPP 35 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , but it fell incomplete.
6:33 2nd & 10 OPP 35 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Chim Sheldon.
5:56 1st & G OPP 10 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:51   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:51   K Kicker 1 kicked off 69 yards to KR Let’s have Some fun for a 31 yard return. Tackled by IN2 Back that Ape up.
5:45 1st & 10 OWN 33 QB Shane Fast rushed for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by DT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male.
5:07 2nd & 10 OWN 33 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Back that Ape up.
4:26 3rd & 8 OWN 35 NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male forced a hurried pass by QB Stanley Elusive to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Lick Em.
3:54 4th & 4 OWN 39 P Micah Dewitt punted 41 yards to PR Speedy Ape for a 6 yard return, out of bounds.
3:46 1st & 10 OWN 26 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by FS Francisco Connor.
3:06 2nd & 5 OWN 31 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
3:01 3rd & 5 OWN 31 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 69 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:49   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:49   K Kicker 1 kicked off 64 yards to KR Wiggle Wiggle for a 24 yard return. Tackled by OU4 GRAPE CB.
2:45 1st & 10 OWN 31 QB Stanley Elusive rushed for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by ROLB Back that Ape up.
2:02 2nd & 11 OWN 30 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by CB2 Cloning N Boning.
1:22 3rd & 12 OWN 29 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 2 yard loss. Tackled by CB3 Cloning N Boning.
0:48 4th & 14 OWN 27 P Micah Dewitt punted 45 yards to PR Virgil Clyde for a 11 yard return. Tackled by RG Ariel Carter.
0:40 1st & 10 OWN 39 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 61 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:27   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:27   K Kicker 1 kicked off 62 yards to KR Let’s have Some fun for a 24 yard return. Tackled by OU1 Rey Roy.
0:21 1st & 10 OWN 33 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
2nd Quarter
15:00 2nd & 7 OWN 37 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 3 yard loss. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
14:26 3rd & 10 OWN 33 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
13:57 4th & 8 OWN 35 P Micah Dewitt punted 41 yards to PR Speedy Ape for a 5 yard return. Tackled by SB2 Mac Isaacs.
13:49 1st & 10 OWN 29 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 71 yard gain and a touchdown!
13:34   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
13:34   K Kicker 1 kicked off 64 yards to KR I Want A Hug for a 26 yard return. Tackled by IN2 Back that Ape up.
13:28 1st & 10 OWN 33 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 1 yard loss.
13:24 2nd & 11 OWN 32 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by CB3 Cloning N Boning.
12:52 3rd & 6 OWN 37 QB Shane Fast rushed for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Lick Em.
12:16 4th & 6 OWN 37 P Micah Dewitt punted 41 yards to PR Virgil Clyde for a 7 yard return. Tackled by SB1 Marvin Austin.
12:08 1st & 10 OWN 28 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR3 Handy Ape, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain. Tackled by SS Marshall Hogan.
11:28 2nd & 1 OWN 37 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR3 Handy Ape, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
11:24 3rd & 1 OWN 37 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
11:20 4th & 1 OWN 37 P Michael Browne punted 48 yards to PR I Want A Hug for a 5 yard return. Tackled by SB1 Rey Roy.
11:11 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
10:31 2nd & 8 OWN 22 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Back that Ape up.
9:49 1st & 10 OWN 38 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male.
9:06 2nd & 9 OWN 39 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Back that Ape up.
8:35 1st & 10 OWN 49 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Lick Em.
8:06 2nd & 9 OPP 49 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 0 yard gain.
8:02 3rd & 8 OPP 49 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 1 yard loss.
7:58 4th & 9 OPP 49 K Wiggle Kicker attempted a 67 yard field goal, but it was no good!
7:53 1st & 10 OWN 49 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who went out of bounds for a 23 yard gain and a first down.
7:45 1st & 10 OPP 28 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 28 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:38   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:38   K Kicker 1 kicked off 64 yards to KR Wiggle Wiggle for a 30 yard return. Tackled by OU5 GRAPE CB.
7:32 1st & 10 OWN 37 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by NT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
6:58 2nd & 8 OWN 39 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by NT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
6:20 3rd & 2 OWN 45 DT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male forced a hurried pass by QB Shane Fast to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 55 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:05   K Wiggle Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:05   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 81 yards for a touchback.
6:05 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Maury Yates.
5:20 1st & 10 OWN 37 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 63 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:09   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:09   K Kicker 1 kicked off 63 yards to KR Wiggle Wiggle for a 23 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Mighty Joe Young.
5:04 1st & 10 OWN 31 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Back that Ape up.
4:26 2nd & 5 OWN 36 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Elvin Montalvo.
3:45 3rd & 6 OWN 36 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 64 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:33   K Wiggle Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:33   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 75 yards to KR Speedy Ape for a 30 yard return. Tackled by OU3 Andreas Meadows.
3:29 1st & 10 OWN 26 LOLB Maury Yates forced a hurried pass by QB Toss that Pigskin to WR3 Me Love You Long Time, who made a diving catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Marshall Hogan.
2:47 1st & 10 OWN 40 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to TE This Clone is Sexy, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Kevin Kirby.
2:14 1st & 10 OPP 44 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to BTE Mike Hunt, who made a jumping catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Chim Sheldon.
2:00 1st & 10 OPP 29 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Popeye Mercer.
1:39 2nd & 9 OPP 28 LOLB Andreas Meadows forced a hurried pass by QB Toss that Pigskin to WR3 Handy Ape, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain before a forced fumble by FS Francisco Connor! CB1 Kacey Simpson recovered the fumble and returned it 6 yards. Tackled by WR1 Speedy Ape.
1:32 1st & 10 OWN 17 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
Offensive timeout was called.
1:27 2nd & 10 OWN 18 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain. Tackled by RILB Lick Em.
1:05 3rd & 1 OWN 27 QB Shane Fast rushed for a 3 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by NT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
Offensive timeout was called.
1:03 1st & 10 OWN 30 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 1 yard loss.
0:59 2nd & 11 OWN 29 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
0:38 3rd & 5 OWN 35 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by ROLB Back that Ape up.
Defensive timeout was called.
0:34 4th & 6 OWN 33 P Micah Dewitt punted 46 yards to PR Virgil Clyde for a 10 yard return. Tackled by LOT Freddie Rooney.
0:26 1st & 10 OWN 30 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Popeye Mercer.
Offensive timeout was called.
0:22 2nd & 5 OWN 35 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to TE This Clone is Sexy, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
0:17 3rd & 5 OWN 35 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 65 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:05   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:05   K Kicker 1 kicked off 73 yards to KR Let’s have Some fun for a 28 yard return. Tackled by OU4 The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless.
3rd Quarter
15:00   K Kicker 1 kicked off 64 yards to KR Let’s have Some fun for a 24 yard return. Tackled by IN1 Mighty Joe Young.
14:56 1st & 10 OWN 31 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Lick Em.
14:20 2nd & 4 OWN 37 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Elvin Montalvo.
13:36 1st & 10 OWN 42 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
13:07 2nd & 7 OWN 45 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 55 yard gain and a touchdown!
12:57   K Wiggle Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
12:57   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 82 yards for a touchback.
12:57 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , but the ball was batted away by ROLB Maury Yates.
12:53 2nd & 10 OWN 20 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who went out of bounds for a 28 yard gain and a first down.
12:43 1st & 10 OWN 48 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Kacey Simpson.
12:05 1st & 10 OPP 28 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Rodney Levin.
11:27 2nd & 2 OPP 21 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown!
11:19   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:19   K Kicker 1 kicked off 64 yards to KR I Want A Hug for a 28 yard return. Tackled by OU4 Rey Roy.
11:13 1st & 10 OWN 34 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by RDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children.
10:42 2nd & 9 OWN 35 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 65 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:28   K Wiggle Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:28   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 81 yards for a touchback.
10:28 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 80 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:14   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:14   K Kicker 1 kicked off 52 yards to KR Wiggle Wiggle for a 22 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Mighty Joe Young.
10:09 1st & 10 OWN 41 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by LDE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless.
9:38 2nd & 7 OWN 44 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by RDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children.
8:56 3rd & 6 OWN 45 NT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male forced a hurried pass by QB Shane Fast to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 47 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rey Roy.
8:14 1st & G OPP 7 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 1 yard gain.
8:10 2nd & G OPP 7 QB Shane Fast pitched to HB I Want A Hug for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
7:35 3rd & G OPP 8 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LILB Lick Em.
6:55 4th & G OPP 2 QB Stanley Elusive rushed for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by NT Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18.
6:53 1st & 10 OWN 1 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by RDE Cristian Main.
6:16 2nd & 10 OWN 2 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by NT Marv Rangel.
5:42 3rd & 5 OWN 7 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR3 Me Love You Long Time, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
5:38 4th & 5 OWN 7 P Michael Browne punted 46 yards to PR Wiggle Wiggle for a 8 yard return. Tackled by SB2 Back that Ape up.
5:30 1st & 10 OPP 45 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
4:50 2nd & 4 OPP 39 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Back that Ape up.
4:06 1st & 10 OPP 35 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by NT Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18.
3:35 2nd & 5 OPP 30 QB Shane Fast handed off to HB I Want A Hug for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Lick Em.
3:04 3rd & 5 OPP 30 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male.
2:33 1st & 10 OPP 24 QB Shane Fast rushed for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Mighty Joe Young.
1:56 2nd & 7 OPP 21 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 2 yard gain.
1:52 3rd & 5 OPP 19 QB Shane Fast rushed, who went out of bounds for a 16 yard gain and a first down.
1:46 1st & G OPP 3 QB Stanley Elusive rushed for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:43   K Wiggle Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:43   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 82 yards for a touchback.
1:43 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Chim Sheldon.
1:08 1st & 10 OWN 42 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 31 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Chim Sheldon.
0:34 1st & 10 OPP 28 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Rodney Levin.
4th Quarter
15:00 2nd & 7 OPP 24 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 24 yard gain and a touchdown!
14:52   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
14:52   K Kicker 1 kicked off 73 yards to KR Wiggle Wiggle for a 35 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Mighty Joe Young.
14:46 1st & 10 OWN 32 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun, who went out of bounds for a 11 yard gain and a first down.
14:40 1st & 10 OWN 43 DT Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18 forced a hurried pass by QB Shane Fast to HB I Want A Hug, but the ball was intercepted by LOLB Mighty Joe Young! It was returned for a 1 yard gain. Tackle by HB I Want A Hug.
14:36 1st & 10 OPP 40 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 40 yard gain and a touchdown!
14:30   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
14:30   K Kicker 1 kicked off 64 yards to KR I Want A Hug for a 31 yard return. Tackled by IN3 Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18.
14:23 1st & 10 OWN 38 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 2 yard gain.
14:16 2nd & 9 OWN 40 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB Let’s have Some fun, who made the catch for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by RDE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children.
13:44 3rd & 10 OWN 38 QB Stanley Elusive pitched to HB I Want A Hug for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
13:00 4th & 10 OWN 38 P Micah Dewitt punted 47 yards to PR Virgil Clyde for a 10 yard return. Tackled by LS Otis Cochran.
12:53 1st & 10 OWN 25 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Popeye Mercer.
12:17 2nd & 6 OWN 29 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by ROLB Popeye Mercer.
11:49 3rd & 6 OWN 29 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 2 yard gain. Tackled by NT Hayden Tripp.
11:13 4th & 4 OWN 32 P Michael Browne punted 55 yards to PR Wiggle Wiggle for a 11 yard return. Tackled by SB1 Tim Cahill.
11:04 1st & 10 OWN 24 QB Shane Fast pitched to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 3 yard loss. Tackled by RILB Back that Ape up.
10:23 2nd & 13 OWN 21 QB Shane Fast rushed for a 0 yard gain. Tackled by LDE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless.
9:54 3rd & 13 OWN 21 QB Stanley Elusive threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 0 yard gain.
9:50 4th & 13 OWN 21 P Micah Dewitt punted 52 yards to PR Virgil Clyde for a 13 yard return. Tackled by SE2 Kevin Kirby.
9:42 1st & 10 OWN 40 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
9:37 2nd & 10 OWN 40 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, but it fell incomplete.
9:33 3rd & 10 OWN 40 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR1 Speedy Ape, who was unable to secure the ball due to nearby defense.
9:27 4th & 10 OWN 40 P Michael Browne punted 42 yards to PR Wiggle Wiggle for a 6 yard return. Tackled by SB2 Tim Cahill.
9:19 1st & 10 OWN 24 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by NT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
8:57 2nd & 7 OWN 27 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Cloning N Boning.
8:36 1st & 10 OWN 39 QB Stanley Elusive pitched to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
8:16 2nd & 7 OWN 42 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to HB I Want A Hug, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Elvin Montalvo.
7:58 3rd & 2 OWN 47 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 32 yard gain and a first down.
7:50 1st & 10 OPP 21 QB Stanley Elusive rushed for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by NT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
7:30 2nd & 9 OPP 20 QB Shane Fast pitched to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 GRAPE CB.
7:11 3rd & 7 OPP 19 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by CB2 Elvin Montalvo.
6:50 4th & 9 OPP 20 K Wiggle Kicker attempted a 37 yard field goal, but it was no good!
6:46 1st & 10 OWN 20 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Popeye Mercer.
6:02 2nd & 6 OWN 24 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Francisco Connor.
5:15 1st & 10 OWN 35 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by DT Marv Rangel.
4:32 2nd & 7 OWN 39 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Popeye Mercer.
3:49 3rd & 5 OWN 40 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Kacey Simpson.
3:05 1st & 10 OWN 47 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 9 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Chim Sheldon.
2:20 2nd & 1 OPP 44 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Happy Feet Wombo Combo for a 2 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Wesley Baird.
2:00 1st & 10 OPP 41 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 41 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:50   K Kicker 1 attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:50   K Kicker 1 kicked off 59 yards to KR I Want A Hug for a 41 yard return. Tackled by IN4 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male.
1:40 1st & 10 OPP 47 QB Stanley Elusive rushed for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Lick Em.
1:22 2nd & 7 OPP 44 QB Shane Fast threw a pass to WR4 Wiggle Wiggle, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Elvin Montalvo.
1:04 1st & 10 OPP 32 QB Stanley Elusive handed off to HB Let’s have Some fun for a 23 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Rey Roy.
0:42 1st & G OPP 9 QB Shane Fast pitched to HB I Want A Hug for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
Offensive timeout was called.
0:34 2nd & G OPP 3 QB Stanley Elusive rushed for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by DT Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18.
0:14 3rd & G OPP 2 QB Shane Fast rushed for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:12   K Wiggle Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:12   K Wiggle Kicker kicked off 70 yards to KR Virgil Clyde for a 34 yard return, out of bounds.
0:05 1st & 10 OWN 36 QB Happy Feet Wombo Combo took a knee.
Defensive timeout was called.
0:04 2nd & 11 OWN 35 QB Happy Feet Wombo Combo took a knee.
Defensive timeout was called.
0:03 3rd & 12 OWN 34 QB Happy Feet Wombo Combo took a knee.