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The Man's Band  AT  The Abusement Park

League game on Season 72, Day 28 at 8:00    40°F  Wind: 4mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
The Man's Band 0 10 0 0 0 10 Final
The Abusement Park 7 9 0 3 0 19  

Top Performers

HB
The Ride Behind The Zipper
286
2
6
10
31
9
Offensive
SS
Shaun Dickey
1
11
1
2
2
2
Defensive
LB
Doc Duvall
1
2
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
4:04 TD QB The Freak Show III handed off to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper for a 84 yard gain and a touchdown! K Phillip Nugent attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
6:59 TD QB The Man's Prodigy handed off to HB The Left Hand for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown! K Rashawn Cardenas attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:46 FG K Phillip Nugent attempted a 31 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:47 TD QB The Freak Show III pitched to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:01 FG K Rashawn Cardenas attempted a 30 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
12:04 FG K Phillip Nugent attempted a 34 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
15:00 K Rashawn Cardenas kicked off 66 yards to KR Sheev Palpatine for a 22 yard return before a forced fumble by IN4 Doc Duvall! BW3 Keven Hardy recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by IN4 Doc Duvall.
12:54 ROLB Frederick Newcomb forced a hurried pass by QB The Freak Show III to FB Sheev Palpatine, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Doc Duvall.
8:00 QB The MAN handed off to FB The Other MAN for a 9 yard gain. Tackled by FS Shaun Dickey.
4:04 QB The Freak Show III handed off to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper for a 84 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:43 QB The MAN rushed for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by NT Eddie Canales.
2nd Quarter
6:59 QB The Man's Prodigy handed off to HB The Left Hand for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:57 K Rashawn Cardenas kicked off 76 yards to KR Sheev Palpatine for a 28 yard return. Tackled by IN3 Doc Duvall.
6:46 LOLB The Band Manager forced a hurried pass by QB The Freak Show III to BTE One Game Contract, who made the catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Shaun Hooker.
4:55 QB The Freak Show III pitched to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper, who went out of bounds for a 18 yard gain and a first down.
1:26 QB The Freak Show III handed off to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Boy In A Band.
0:47 QB The Freak Show III pitched to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:29 QB The Man's Prodigy rushed, who went out of bounds for a 27 yard gain and a first down.
3rd Quarter
13:30 QB The MAN handed off to FB The Other MAN for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS FS Tiger.
11:51 QB The MAN rushed for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tiny Gaines.
6:37 QB The Man's Prodigy threw a pass to FB The Other MAN, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RILB Terry Achilles.
1:42 RDE President of The Man's Fan Club sacked QB The Freak Show III for a 7 yard loss!
1:07 QB The MAN rushed for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by LDE Three Star Showboat.
4th Quarter
14:49 QB The Freak Show III handed off to FB Sheev Palpatine for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by NT The KID.
14:10 QB The Freak Show III handed off to HB The Ride Behind The Zipper for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB The Band Manager.
10:39 QB The MAN rushed for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Weakside Z. Red.
7:26 QB The Man's Prodigy threw a pass to HB The Left Hand, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB4 Triple Fudge Monday.
4:51 QB The Freak Show III threw a pass to WR1 Shade Conroy, who made a diving catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Gilbert Platt.
3:20 DT Doc Duvall forced a hurried pass by QB The Freak Show III to FB Sheev Palpatine, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT1 Leroy North.
2:00 QB The Man's Prodigy threw a pass to WR3 The Young Man, who made the catch for a 1 yard loss before a forced fumble by RILB Terry Achilles! RILB Terry Achilles recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by TE The Right Hand.
1:48 QB The Freak Show III threw a pass to FB Sheev Palpatine, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain. Tackled by LDE President of The Man's Fan Club.

Team Stats
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  The Man's The Abusement
TOTAL NET YARDS 325.5 394.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 235.5 308.5
   Rushes 46 38
   Yards/Rush 5.1 8.1
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 90 86
   Completions/Attempts 17/20 10/23
   Yards/Pass 4.5 3.7
   Times Sacked 1 2
   Times Intercepted 0 1
PUNTS 6 5
   Yards per Punt 31.1 43
FUMBLES 3 1
   Fumbles Lost 2 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 34:16 25:05

Passing
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The Man's PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB The Man's Prodigy 32 8 9 35 88.9% 3.9 0 0 0 0 0
QB The MAN 36 9 11 55 81.8% 5 2 1 6 0 0
The Abusement PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB The Freak Show III 61 10 23 86 43.5% 3.7 7 2 14.5 1 0

Rushing
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The Man's PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
QB The Man's Prodigy 32 16 78 4.9 0 1 0.2 4 1 0
HB The Left Hand 64 3 14 4.7 1 2 0.5 2 1 1
QB The MAN 36 19 101.5 5.3 0 9 1.2 3 0 0
FB The Other MAN 40 8 42 5.3 0 6 2.4 1 0 0
The Abusement PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Sheev Palpatine 32 5 24.5 4.9 0 10 3.6 0 1 0
HB The Ride Behind The Zipper 61 31 286 9.2 2 6 0.3 3 0 0
QB The Freak Show III 61 2 -2 -1 0 2 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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The Man's PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE The Man's Intern 63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE The Right Hand 67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB The Left Hand 64 6 6 28 4.7 44 0 0 1 1
WR The Man's Security Guard 68 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB The Other MAN 40 7 7 54 7.7 89.5 0 0 0 0
WR Tate Christian 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR The Young Man 31 6 4 8 2 15.5 0 1 1 1
The Abusement PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE One Game Contract 29 3 1 16 16 0.5 0 1 0 0
FB Sheev Palpatine 32 7 6 34.5 5.8 59 0 0 1 0
WR Shade Conroy 41 4 1 13 13 1 0 1 0 0
WR Chim McCarthy 46 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB The Ride Behind The Zipper 61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Henry Jones 21 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Golden Hands 35 4 2 22 11 0.5 0 1 0 0
WR Ego P. 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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The Man's FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Rashawn Cardenas 1 1 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/0 1 1 2 0 141.5 70.8
The Abusement FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Phillip Nugent 2 3 0/0 0/0 2/3 0/0 0/0 1 2 5 0 339.5 67.9

Punting
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The Man's PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Paris Alvarez 6 186.5 31.1 2 0 3.8 0 0 2
The Abusement PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Teddy Casey 5 215 43 1 0 4.3 0 0 0

Kick/Punt Return
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The Man's KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR The Young Man 5 144.5 28.9 0 4 28 7 0
The Abusement KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
FB Sheev Palpatine 2 49.5 24.8 0 0 0 0 0
HB The Ride Behind The Zipper 0 0 0 0 3 11.5 3.8 0

Defense
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The Man's PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
SS Boy In A Band 57 6 2 1 4 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
FS Brayden Hagen 32 4 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
OT The Man Fan 1 52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE President of The Man's Fan Club 61 3 0 2 1 1 6.5 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 5
C The Man Fan 3 48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE The Man's Intern 63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
K Rashawn Cardenas 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Dale Funk 61 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
LB Frederick Newcomb 60 4 2 4 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
LB Doc Duvall 38 4 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
TE The Right Hand 67 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB The Left Hand 64 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Dashawn Huggins 28 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
CB Duane Ornelas 60 1 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
FS Shaun Hooker 51 1 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Gilbert Platt 61 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0.5 0 0 9
DT The KID 61 4 3 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4
SS Xavier Vogt 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
G Jon Marcum 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
C Worm Bray 20 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB The Other MAN 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Leroy North 41 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 4
LB The Band Manager 58 1 3 4 1 1 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
WR The Young Man 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
The Abusement PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
DE Three Star Showboat 61 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1
FB Sheev Palpatine 32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Coleman Hudson 21 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Devin Funderburke 38 5 0 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Terry Achilles 48 3 2 3 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Shaun Dickey 63 11 6 2 5 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
G Harold Irizarry 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
WR Chim McCarthy 46 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Albert Edmonds 27 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DT Eddie Canales 56 2 1 0 2 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DE Tom Mims 51 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
C The Zipper 61 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB She Got Fired 36 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FS FS Tiger 34 3 4 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 3
LB Parking Lot Security 58 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 1
LB Weakside Z. Red 55 4 4 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 1
FS Tiny Gaines 36 5 3 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Triple Fudge Monday 50 5 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 3
CB Beavis Island 50 4 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 1 1
OT Keven Hardy 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Venus Fly Trap 68 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
LB Louis Curry 17 4 2 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Ego P. 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Blocking
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The Man's PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
SS Boy In A Band 57 0 1 0 0
G The Man Fan 2 50 0 1 0 0
G Santiago Nicholas 0 0 0 0 0
C Kade Velasco 0 0 0 0 0
FS Brayden Hagen 32 0 1 0 0
G Courtney Noel 0 0 0 0 0
OT The Man Fan 1 52 0 3 2 0
G The Man Fan 4 55 4 1 0 0
C The Man Fan 3 48 0 1 0 0
TE The Man's Intern 63 3 3 0 0
TE The Right Hand 67 4 2 0 0
FS Shaun Hooker 51 0 4 0 0
OT The Man Fan 5 56 2 0 0 0
WR The Man's Security Guard 68 5 2 0 0
G Jon Marcum 31 2 1 0 1
C Worm Bray 20 0 0 0 0
FB The Other MAN 40 0 1 0 0
OT Syd McFarland 28 2 3 0 0
The Abusement PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
TE One Game Contract 29 0 8 0 0
FB Sheev Palpatine 32 0 0 0 0
G Coleman Hudson 21 1 1 0 0
C Dwight Hastings 0 0 0 0 0
WR Shade Conroy 41 0 5 0 0
G The Ticket Taker 29 0 2 0 0
OT Brendon Good 44 4 2 0 0
G Stefan Redman 56 0 4 0 0
G Harold Irizarry 16 0 0 1 0
WR Chim McCarthy 46 0 9 0 0
HB The Ride Behind The Zipper 61 0 1 0 0
C The Zipper 61 2 1 0 0
LB Parking Lot Security 58 0 1 0 0
OT $25 Popcorn 35 0 2 1 1
TE Golden Hands 35 0 8 0 0
FS Tiny Gaines 36 2 1 0 0
OT Keven Hardy 43 3 1 1 0
WR Ego P. 40 0 4 0 0