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Foster’s Home for Imaginary Football Players  AT  Vagrant Murder Hobos

Ladder game on Season 73, Day 48 at 17:00    5°F  Wind: 8mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Football Players 7 3 0 0 0 10 Final
Vagrant Murder Hobos 21 28 14 28 0 91  

Top Performers

HB
Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer
5
279.5
3
169.5
190
7
Offensive
DE
Psycho Hotel Maid Niedermeyer
1
2
7
3
2
1
Defensive
WR
Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer
1
152.5
128
11
3
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
12:15 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 8 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:23 TD LDE Terrell Smart forced a hurried screen pass by QB Florida Man Niedermeyer to HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 57 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:18 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 39 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:19 TD QB Doc Holiday rushed for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown! K Leggeon Zeus attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
14:54 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 30 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
12:30 FG K Leggeon Zeus attempted a 33 yard field goal, and it was good!
11:35 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:06 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer for a 23 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:00 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
5:12 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:19 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to FB The Hitcher Niedermeyer for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
14:46 TD P Slim Moreno punted 40 yards to PR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer for a 82 yard return and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
12:43 TD NT Stewie Barnes forced a hurried bad short pass by QB Florida Man Niedermeyer to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 68 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:31 TD QB Florida Man Niedermeyer threw a screen pass to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 79 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:25 TD LDE Devan Emerson forced a hurried screen pass by QB Florida Man Niedermeyer to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown! K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
13:47 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who went out of bounds for a 47 yard gain and a first down.
13:36 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to FB The Hitcher Niedermeyer for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by CB1 Dean Birdman .
12:15 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 8 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:04 LOLB Motel Creeper Niedermeyer sacked QB Doc Holiday for a 5 yard loss!
6:23 LDE Terrell Smart forced a hurried screen pass by QB Florida Man Niedermeyer to HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 57 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:07 MLB Bus Stop Molester Niedermeyer sacked QB Doc Holiday for a 6 yard loss!
4:29 P Slim Moreno punted 38 yards to PR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer for a 13 yard return. Tackled by LOT Zedarius Houser.
4:18 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 39 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:06 QB Doc Holiday threw a short pass to WR2 Walter Henry, who made the catch and went out of bounds for a 39 yard gain and a first down.
0:19 QB Doc Holiday rushed for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:16 K Leggeon Zeus kicked off 60 yards to KR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer for a 40 yard return, out of bounds.
2nd Quarter
14:54 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 30 yard gain and a touchdown!
14:46 K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer kicked off 62 yards to KR Worm Gerber for a 20 yard return before a forced fumble by OU2 Fallen Pastor Niedermeyer! BW3 Jacoby Ragsdale recovered the fumble and returned it -1 yards. Tackled by OU3 Abandoned Bus Guy Niedermeyer.
12:26 K Leggeon Zeus kicked off 54 yards to KR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer for a 67 yard return. Tackled by IN4 Chim Knee.
11:35 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:28 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who went out of bounds for a 35 yard gain and a first down.
6:06 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer pitched to HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer for a 23 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:38 QB Doc Holiday threw a pass to TE Louie Wetzel, but the ball was intercepted by SS Crazy Ex Girlfriend Niedermeyer! It was returned for a 0 yard gain. Tackle by TE Louie Wetzel.
2:49 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to FB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Chim Knee.
2:14 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Barrett Fairchild.
1:00 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
3rd Quarter
6:39 RDE Abandoned Bus Guy Niedermeyer sacked QB Doc Holiday for a 5 yard loss!
5:56 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 29 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Barrett Fairchild.
5:12 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:01 K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer kicked off 66 yards to KR Teddy Burns for a 23 yard return before a forced fumble by IN4 Waffle House Cook Niedermeyer! IN2 One-Armed Guy Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by BW2 Reginald Wooten.
4:56 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Barrett Fairchild.
4:19 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer handed off to FB The Hitcher Niedermeyer for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown!
4th Quarter
14:46 P Slim Moreno punted 40 yards to PR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer for a 82 yard return and a touchdown!
12:43 NT Stewie Barnes forced a hurried bad short pass by QB Florida Man Niedermeyer to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 68 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:59 LDE Psycho Hotel Maid Niedermeyer sacked QB Benny Birdman for a 5 yard loss!
6:31 QB Florida Man Niedermeyer threw a screen pass to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 79 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:25 SS Forest Tent Dweller Niedermeyer sacked QB Benny Birdman for a 4 yard loss!
2:00 RDE Abandoned Bus Guy Niedermeyer sacked QB Benny Birdman for a 6 yard loss!
1:25 LDE Devan Emerson forced a hurried screen pass by QB Florida Man Niedermeyer to HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:46 QB Benny Birdman threw a bad pass to TE Rudolph Moran, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Forest Tent Dweller Niedermeyer.
0:20 SS Forest Tent Dweller Niedermeyer sacked QB Benny Birdman for a 6 yard loss!

Team Stats
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  Foster’s Home for Vagrant
TOTAL NET YARDS 367 633.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 46 405.5
   Rushes 27 42
   Yards/Rush 1.7 9.7
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 321 228
   Completions/Attempts 31/57 13/17
   Yards/Pass 5.6 13.4
   Times Sacked 11 0
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 12 6
   Yards per Punt 38 45.1
FUMBLES 4 0
   Fumbles Lost 2 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 35:12 24:47

Passing
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Foster’s Home for PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Benny Birdman 31 11 20 102 55% 5.1 6 6 32.5 0 0
QB Doc Holiday 64 20 37 219 54.1% 5.9 9 5 25.5 1 0
Vagrant PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Florida Man Niedermeyer 58 13 17 228 76.5% 13.4 5 0 0 0 4

Rushing
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Foster’s Home for PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB Bobby Bushay 42 5 13.5 2.7 0 0 0.3 2 1 0
FB Howell Hayward 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
QB Benny Birdman 31 2 10 5 0 0 0.5 0 0 0
HB Prescott Birdman 36 11 12.5 1.1 0 0 0.2 4 0 0
HB Jeffrey Henley 5 2 5 2.5 0 0 0.3 1 0 0
QB Doc Holiday 64 7 5 0.7 1 1 0.1 2 1 1
Vagrant PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer 50 16 279.5 17.5 5 7 1.8 2 0 0
HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer 24 9 53.5 5.9 2 2 0.5 1 0 0
QB Florida Man Niedermeyer 58 1 -1 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB The Hitcher Niedermeyer 35 16 73.5 4.6 1 6 1.2 0 0 0

Receiving
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Foster’s Home for PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
HB Bobby Bushay 42 2 2 1 0.5 3 0 0 1 0
TE Louie Wetzel 36 10 5 72.5 14.5 4 0 0 0 0
TE Collin Espinoza 28 6 5 42.5 8.5 6 0 0 0 0
WR Otto Redding 31 4 2 26 13 1 0 1 0 0
FB Howell Hayward 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Walter Henry 82 11 6 81 13.5 43.5 0 0 0 0
HB Prescott Birdman 36 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0
HB Jeffrey Henley 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Bailey Hargrove 79 4 1 12 12 0 0 0 0 0
WR Dougie Varela 71 11 5 43 8.6 2.5 0 1 0 0
TE Rudolph Moran 32 8 4 43 10.8 0.5 0 0 0 0
Vagrant PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Hidden Gun Niedermeyer 52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer 50 9 7 169.5 24.2 190 3 1 0 0
HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer 24 6 5 53 10.6 66.5 1 1 0 0
WR Hidden Knife Niedermeyer 45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Another Crazy Uncle Niedermeyer 38 1 1 5 5 1 0 0 0 0
FB The Hitcher Niedermeyer 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Crazy Uncle Niedermeyer 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Foster’s Home for FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Leggeon Zeus 1 3 0/0 0/0 1/2 0/1 0/0 1 1 3 0 177.5 59.2
Vagrant FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Trump Supporter Niedermeyer 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 13 13 14 0 921.5 65.8

Punting
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Foster’s Home for PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Slim Moreno 12 455.5 38 1 0 4 0 0 2
Vagrant PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Hooker With A Penis Niedermeyer 6 270.5 45.1 1 0 4.2 0 2 4

Kick/Punt Return
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Foster’s Home for KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
CB Worm Gerber 3 61 20.3 0 0 0 0 0
HB Bobby Bushay 0 0 0 0 1 8.5 8.5 0
CB Jacoby Ragsdale 7 174.5 24.9 0 0 0 0 0
HB Prescott Birdman 0 0 0 0 4 20.5 5.1 0
CB Teddy Burns 2 47.5 23.8 0 0 0 0 0
CB Kelby Acker 2 53.5 26.8 0 0 0 0 0
Vagrant KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Guy With One Shoe Niedermeyer 3 128 42.7 0 11 152.5 13.9 1

Defense
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Foster’s Home for PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Worm Gerber 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Devan Emerson 10 2 0 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
TE Louie Wetzel 36 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Howell Hayward 31 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
CB Jacoby Ragsdale 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
OT Zedarius Houser 95 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Dustin Herron 47 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
LB Steph Cleary 17 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT Dolph Dixon 38 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
K Leggeon Zeus 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
OT Trae Parson 95 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Heath Fagan 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Teddy Burns 48 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Barrett Fairchild 42 6 4 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
LB Colton Ragland 15 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT Stewie Barnes 58 1 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
SS Zack Lund 20 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Ricardo Chavis 16 0 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
LB DeMario Dunlap 15 4 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Reginald Wooten 10 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
SS Leonardo Birdman 32 1 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
LB Chris Chambers 40 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Kelby Acker 11 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE Terrell Smart 48 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
DE Rene Walsh 58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
CB Dean Birdman 52 0 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
LB Chim Knee 58 6 7 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 4 4
Vagrant PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
DT Escaped Felon Niedermeyer 62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
DT One-Armed Guy Niedermeyer 51 1 0 1 1 1 6 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB Trap House Tweeker Niedermeyer 89 7 2 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 4
CB Jan 6th Fugitive Niedermeyer 43 3 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Restroom Creeper Niedermeyer 43 7 1 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
G Schizophrenic Niedermeyer 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Broke Crypto Trader Niedermeyer 45 5 3 0 5 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
C Another Alcoholic Niedermeyer 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE Psycho Hotel Maid Niedermeyer 95 3 2 0 3 2 9.5 7 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE Waffle House Cook Niedermeyer 50 3 0 0 3 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 12
SS Crazy Ex Girlfriend Niedermeyer 66 6 3 0 6 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4
DT Fake Veteran Niedermeyer 56 0 2 0 0 1.5 11.5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
FS Ex Boyfriend Niedermeyer 65 5 4 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 5
LB Fallen Pastor Niedermeyer 29 4 2 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
LB Motel Creeper Niedermeyer 75 2 5 0 2 1 5 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 7
DE Abandoned Bus Guy Niedermeyer 46 3 4 0 3 2.5 16 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 5
LB Bus Stop Molester Niedermeyer 84 5 2 0 4 1 6 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 3
SS Forest Tent Dweller Niedermeyer 60 8 2 1 7 2 10 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2
CB Disgraced Professor Niedermeyer 86 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Blocking
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Foster’s Home for PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
CB Worm Gerber 3 0 3 0 0
G Derek Finley 95 1 2 0 1
TE Louie Wetzel 36 0 10 0 0
C DeMarcus McClendon 95 1 1 0 0
TE Collin Espinoza 28 0 5 0 0
WR Otto Redding 31 0 1 0 0
FB Howell Hayward 31 0 0 0 0
CB Jacoby Ragsdale 0 0 2 0 0
OT Zedarius Houser 95 2 6 2 2
LB Steph Cleary 17 0 1 0 0
OT Trae Parson 95 1 2 7 2
HB Prescott Birdman 36 0 1 1 0
G Heath Fagan 95 4 5 0 2
FS Barrett Fairchild 42 0 4 0 0
C Jimbo Murillo 2 0 0 0 0
WR Bailey Hargrove 79 0 3 0 0
SS Zack Lund 20 0 1 0 0
FS Ricardo Chavis 16 0 9 0 0
CB Reginald Wooten 10 0 4 0 0
SS Leonardo Birdman 32 0 1 0 0
CB Kelby Acker 11 0 1 0 0
WR Dougie Varela 71 0 1 0 0
TE Rudolph Moran 32 0 4 0 0
Vagrant PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Yelling at Voices Niedermeyer 48 2 2 0 0
G Schizophrenic Niedermeyer 35 1 2 0 0
OT Meth Head Niedermeyer 30 0 1 1 0
C Another Alcoholic Niedermeyer 26 2 4 0 0
WR Hidden Gun Niedermeyer 52 8 0 0 0
HB Cough Syrup Addict Niedermeyer 50 0 2 0 0
OT Shirtless Guy Niedermeyer 38 1 2 0 0
HB Bath Salt Face Eater Niedermeyer 24 0 2 0 0
C Molly Addict Niedermeyer 32 3 3 1 0
WR Hidden Knife Niedermeyer 45 3 0 0 0
TE Another Crazy Uncle Niedermeyer 38 4 4 1 0
LB Motel Creeper Niedermeyer 75 0 1 0 0
QB Florida Man Niedermeyer 58 1 3 0 0
FB The Hitcher Niedermeyer 35 0 2 0 0
G Alcoholic Niedermeyer 52 1 2 0 0
G Sociopath Niedermeyer 35 2 1 0 0
TE Crazy Uncle Niedermeyer 35 5 3 0 0