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Grape Apes: Redemption Island  AT  Columbus Rabid Lizards

Playoff game on Season 77, Day 46 at 11:00    19°F  Wind: 11mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Grape Apes: Redemption Island 14 28 21 0 0 63 Final
Columbus Rabid Lizards 7 7 14 14 0 42  

Top Performers

HB
Stupid Sexy Slombo
328
2
42
1
168.5
37
Offensive
FS
Tim Cahill
1
5
2
1
0.5
1
Defensive
FB
Charles Rico Louis
272.5
20
1
10
2
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
14:25 TD QB Archie Manning lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 70 yard gain and a touchdown! K She Hulk attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:00 TD QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:38 TD QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to TE Taylor Barger, who made the catch for a 75 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
11:52 TD QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:21 TD QB Toss that Pigskin threw a short pass to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:30 TD QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 18 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:52 TD QB Archie Manning threw a pass to BTE Marcus Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown! K She Hulk attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:35 TD QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 60 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
14:12 TD DT Not Scared forced a hurried pass by QB Toss that Pigskin to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 54 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
12:33 TD QB Archie Manning threw a pass to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown! K She Hulk attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:02 TD QB Toss that Pigskin lobbed a deep bomb to TE This Clone is Sexy, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:13 TD QB Archie Manning threw a pass to TE Kawhi Leonard, who made the catch for a 61 yard gain and a touchdown! K She Hulk attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:53 TD QB Toss that Pigskin lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a touchdown! K LZ-AB Test Kicker attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
11:52 TD QB Archie Manning threw a short pass to TE Kawhi Leonard, who made the catch for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown! K She Hulk attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:46 TD QB Archie Manning lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 28 yard gain and a touchdown! K She Hulk attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
14:25 QB Archie Manning lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 70 yard gain and a touchdown!
12:20 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LDE Vern Pickering.
11:00 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:38 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to TE Taylor Barger, who made the catch for a 75 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:55 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 41 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Ethan Beaulieu.
0:13 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 23 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Eric Diaby.
2nd Quarter
13:09 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB CRL OLB.
12:26 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Eric Diaby.
11:52 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:30 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a short pass to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Stretch Armstrong.
5:21 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a short pass to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:59 RDE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless forced a hurried bad pass by QB Archie Manning to BTE Marcus Niedermeyer, but the ball was intercepted by FS Tim Cahill! It was returned for a 0 yard gain. Tackle by BTE Marcus Niedermeyer.
3:17 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 29 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Ethan Beaulieu.
2:30 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 18 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:04 QB Archie Manning handed off to HB Forty Four Magnum, who went out of bounds for a 24 yard gain and a first down.
0:52 QB Archie Manning threw a pass to BTE Marcus Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:35 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 60 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:10 QB Archie Manning handed off to HB Forty Four Magnum for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
3rd Quarter
14:12 DT Not Scared forced a hurried pass by QB Toss that Pigskin to WR2 Speedy Ape, who made the catch for a 54 yard gain and a touchdown!
13:59 QB Archie Manning threw a pass to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
13:08 NT Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18 forced a hurried pass by QB Archie Manning to TE Kawhi Leonard, who made the catch for a 52 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Run Less.
12:33 QB Archie Manning threw a pass to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown!
12:21 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by SS Eric Diaby.
9:24 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Ethan Beaulieu.
8:02 QB Toss that Pigskin lobbed a deep bomb to TE This Clone is Sexy, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:13 QB Archie Manning threw a pass to TE Kawhi Leonard, who made the catch for a 61 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:57 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by SS Eric Diaby.
3:53 QB Toss that Pigskin lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Virgil Clyde , who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:30 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by RILB Demarco Niedermeyer.
4th Quarter
14:02 QB Archie Manning lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 27 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tim Cahill.
13:25 QB Archie Manning lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Plastic Man, who made the catch for a 30 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Camron Barnhart.
12:41 QB Archie Manning handed off to HB Forty Four Magnum for a 18 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 GRAPE CB.
11:52 QB Archie Manning threw a short pass to TE Kawhi Leonard, who made the catch for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:42 QB Archie Manning handed off to HB Forty Four Magnum for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors.
8:23 QB Archie Manning handed off to HB Forty Four Magnum for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Back that Ape up.
7:46 QB Archie Manning lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 .Two Two 0 Swift, who made the catch for a 28 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:13 QB Toss that Pigskin threw a pass to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT Not Scared.
4:42 QB Toss that Pigskin handed off to HB Stupid Sexy Slombo for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS My name Is mud.
1:53 QB Archie Manning lobbed a duck to WR2 Plastic Man, who made the catch for a 32 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Camron Barnhart.
0:54 QB Archie Manning handed off to HB Forty Four Magnum for a 2 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Lick Em.

Team Stats
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  Grape Apes: Columbus
TOTAL NET YARDS 757 609
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 325 126.5
   Rushes 41 23
   Yards/Rush 7.9 5.5
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 432 482.5
   Completions/Attempts 23/33 30/55
   Yards/Pass 13.1 8.8
   Times Sacked 0 0
   Times Intercepted 1 1
PUNTS 4 5
   Yards per Punt 52.4 50.4
FUMBLES 0 0
   Fumbles Lost 0 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 34:29 25:09

Passing
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Grape Apes: PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Toss that Pigskin 71 23 33 432 69.7% 13.1 5 0 0 1 7
Columbus PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Archie Manning 78 30 55 482.5 54.5% 8.8 16 0 0 1 6

Rushing
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Grape Apes: PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Baby Got Fullback 47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB LZ-AB Test FB Blocker 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 71 38 328 8.6 2 42 4.4 2 0 0
QB Toss that Pigskin 71 3 -3 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Columbus PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB Forty Four Magnum 78 23 126.5 5.5 0 8 0.3 2 0 0
FB DeShawn Niedermeyer 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
FB Charles Rico Louis 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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Grape Apes: PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Handy Ape 18 2 2 26.5 13.3 0.5 0 0 0 0
FB Baby Got Fullback 47 1 1 6 6 4 0 0 0 0
WR Virgil Clyde 68 5 1 13 13 0 1 0 0 0
WR Speedy Ape 51 7 6 152 25.3 46.5 3 0 0 0
TE This Clone is Sexy 26 5 2 20.5 10.3 4 1 1 0 0
FB LZ-AB Test FB Blocker 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 71 4 4 37 9.3 19 1 0 0 0
TE Taylor Barger 68 9 7 176.5 25.2 62.5 1 1 0 0
Columbus PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE Marcus Niedermeyer 30 10 3 27 9 0.5 1 0 0 0
WR Reynaldo Myrick 28 2 1 12.5 12.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
TE Kawhi Leonard 74 14 10 170 17 92.5 2 0 0 0
HB Forty Four Magnum 78 6 5 33.5 6.7 43 0 1 0 0
FB DeShawn Niedermeyer 38 5 3 8.5 2.8 2.5 0 0 0 0
WR Plastic Man 69 6 3 77 25.7 2 0 0 0 0
FB Charles Rico Louis 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR .Two Two 0 Swift 67 12 5 154.5 30.9 45.5 3 0 0 0

Kicking
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Grape Apes: FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K LZ-AB Test Kicker 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 9 9 10 0 678.5 67.9
Columbus FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K She Hulk 0 1 0/0 0/0 0/1 0/0 0/0 6 6 7 0 507 72.4

Punting
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Grape Apes: PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P I Punt 4 209.5 52.4 2 0 4.3 0 0 0
Columbus PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Justa Punter 5 252 50.4 2 0 4.1 0 0 3

Kick/Punt Return
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Grape Apes: KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Handy Ape 4 100.5 25.1 0 3 19 6.3 0
CB Camron Barnhart 3 81 27 0 0 0 0 0
Columbus KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
FB Charles Rico Louis 10 272.5 27.3 0 2 20 10 0

Defense
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Grape Apes: PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB High Hands 48 1 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DE The Powerful Should Protect the Powerless 78 1 2 0 1 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
CB Camron Barnhart 78 5 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
OT Promiscuous Ape 71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT 50% of Women Are Sexual Violence Survivors 19 2 1 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2
CB Run Less 43 4 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
TE This Clone is Sexy 26 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Mighty Joe Young 78 7 4 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DE Most Sex Workers Were Abused as Children 78 1 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 4
FS Rey Roy 78 5 3 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Lick Em 46 5 0 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 2
K LZ-AB Test Kicker 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Half of Rapes Occur Before Age 18 57 0 3 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DT 98-99% of Rape Perpetrators are Male 55 1 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
OT Banana Hammock 71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Tim Cahill 78 5 2 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0.5 0 0 1
LB Back that Ape up 78 7 4 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
CB GRAPE CB 44 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 2
Columbus PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
TE Marcus Niedermeyer 30 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Spider Man 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Trent Castro 47 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB CRL OLB 65 2 8 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 3
LB Stretch Armstrong 71 5 7 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
DE Vern Pickering 71 2 3 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 8
LB Demarco Niedermeyer 25 1 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS My name Is mud 24 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
C Rafael Daugherty 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
DT Not Scared 71 1 3 6 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
G Bobby Britches 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Your QBs Acc is ASS 55 1 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 2
FB Charles Rico Louis 6 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Brayden Simons 71 1 2 3 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
LB Jack Trizzle 71 4 13 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
K She Hulk 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DT The Blob 69 3 3 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 6
CB Ethan Beaulieu 71 2 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 6
FS Eric Diaby 68 5 10 4 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Boomer Hirsch 0 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
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Grape Apes: PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Big Ben 71 2 4 2 0
FB Baby Got Fullback 47 4 1 0 0
WR Virgil Clyde 68 0 8 0 0
OT Promiscuous Ape 71 4 2 2 0
OT Jaylen Pritchett 0 0 0 0 0
CB Run Less 43 0 1 0 0
WR Speedy Ape 51 0 3 0 0
C Center N. Sinner 71 4 2 1 0
TE This Clone is Sexy 26 0 1 0 0
G Don McLeod 71 2 3 0 0
FB LZ-AB Test FB Blocker 6 0 0 0 0
C Kole Brunner 0 0 0 0 0
G Lazaro Velazquez 0 0 0 0 0
G Rory Tripp 0 0 0 0 0
HB Stupid Sexy Slombo 71 0 1 0 0
TE Taylor Barger 68 0 12 0 0
G Uriel Shirley 0 0 0 0 0
C Quintin Stokes 0 0 0 0 0
OT Banana Hammock 71 1 2 0 0
FS Tim Cahill 78 0 1 0 0
Columbus PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
TE Marcus Niedermeyer 30 0 3 0 0
C CRL Center 33 0 1 0 0
LB Demarco Niedermeyer 25 0 1 0 0
TE Kawhi Leonard 74 0 5 0 0
C Rafael Daugherty 0 0 2 0 0
FB DeShawn Niedermeyer 38 0 1 0 0
G Louis Van Drake 78 2 0 4 0
G Bobby Britches 24 1 0 2 0
WR Plastic Man 69 0 1 0 0
G Bravo Tails 0 0 0 0 0
FB Charles Rico Louis 6 0 0 0 0
OT Larry Wagner 55 1 2 1 0
G CRL Guard 54 1 0 5 0
OT Special Nomo 34 3 2 1 0
C Denny Grimm 45 0 0 0 0
OT CRL OT 67 0 1 3 0
WR .Two Two 0 Swift 67 0 2 0 0