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1st Quarter
9:30 TD QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 20 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:34 FG K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted a 21 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
11:25 TD NT Helpful for Absorbing Vitamins forced a hurried bad pass by QB Trenton Roche to WR3 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 45 yard gain and a touchdown! K Heart King Of Kickers attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:49 FG K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted a 18 yard field goal, and it was good!
1:54 TD QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:01 FG K Heart King Of Kickers attempted a 35 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
8:22 TD QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:12 FG K Heart King Of Kickers attempted a 45 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
9:29 TD NT Brennan Christiansen forced a hurried pass by QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein to TE Anti- Inflammatory, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:01 TD QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 16 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:31 TD QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:39 TD QB Trenton Roche threw a pass to BTE He Be A Monster, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown! K Heart King Of Kickers attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
10:18 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Jalen Villalobos.
9:30 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 20 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:32 P Free of GMO, Soy, Hormones & Antibiotics punted 47 yards to PR DeAngelo Hall for a 11 yard return before a forced fumble by SE2 Paleo- Lithic! SE1 Keto- Genic recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by SE2 Kelby Hubbard.
2:26 QB Trenton Roche handed off to HB Don't Touch'e Me for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Convenient on the Go.
1:23 QB Trenton Roche threw a pass to WR3 Oil Him Up, who made the catch, but the ball was knocked loose by FS Paleo- Lithic!but the ball was intercepted by ROLB Packaged Sustainably! It was returned for a 0 yard gain. Tackle by WR3 Oil Him Up.
2nd Quarter
14:14 QB Trenton Roche threw a pass to WR1 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Great with Greens.
11:25 NT Helpful for Absorbing Vitamins forced a hurried bad pass by QB Trenton Roche to WR3 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 45 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:21 QB Trenton Roche handed off to HB Don't Touch'e Me for a 4 yard gain before a forced fumble by SS Keto- Genic! FS Paleo- Lithic recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by FB Clifford Holder.
4:35 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by NT Brennan Christiansen.
1:54 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:26 QB Trenton Roche handed off to HB Don't Touch'e Me for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Impossible to Factory Farm.
0:46 DT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years forced a hurried bad pass by QB Trenton Roche to WR3 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paleo- Lithic.
0:24 QB Trenton Roche handed off to HB Don't Touch'e Me for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Abundant and Fully Sustainable.
3rd Quarter
14:22 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Demetrius Morrow.
13:43 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein, who went out of bounds for a 23 yard gain and a first down.
10:12 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Westley Harrell.
8:22 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:50 QB Trenton Roche threw a pass to WR3 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Keto- Genic.
1:12 K Heart King Of Kickers attempted a 45 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
10:00 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 2 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LDE Kole Hart.
9:29 NT Brennan Christiansen forced a hurried pass by QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein to TE Anti- Inflammatory, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:56 DT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years forced a hurried bad short pass by QB Trenton Roche to BTE He Be A Monster, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain before a forced fumble by FS Impossible to Factory Farm! CB3 Can Share with Man's Best Friend recovered the fumble and returned it 2 yards. Tackled by WR1 Oil Him Up.
7:01 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 16 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:52 QB Trenton Roche threw a short pass to WR1 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB1 Great with Greens! CB4 Abundant and Fully Sustainable recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by LG Jonathen Owness.
4:31 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:46 DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs forced a hurried pass by QB Trenton Roche to TE He Be A Monster, who made a jumping catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB4 Abundant and Fully Sustainable.
2:26 QB Trenton Roche threw a short pass to WR3 Oil Him Up, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paleo- Lithic.
1:41 QB Trenton Roche handed off to HB Don't Touch'e Me for a 2 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Keto- Genic.
1:01 LDE Wild Caught and Fully Natural forced a hurried bomb by QB Trenton Roche to BTE He Be A Monster, who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Can Share with Man's Best Friend.
0:39 QB Trenton Roche threw a pass to BTE He Be A Monster, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown!

Team Stats
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TOTAL NET YARDS 332 425
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 90.5 187
   Rushes 28 48
   Yards/Rush 3.2 3.9
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 241.5 238
   Completions/Attempts 20/32 24/39
   Yards/Pass 7.5 6.1
   Times Sacked 0 0
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 4 4
   Yards per Punt 52 51.4
FUMBLES 5 0
   Fumbles Lost 4 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 21:57 37:42

Passing
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Push PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Trenton Roche 60 20 32 241.5 62.5% 7.5 12 0 0 0 2
Fact! PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein 86 24 39 238 61.5% 6.1 12 0 0 0 1

Rushing
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Push PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Frank Low 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Don't Touch'e Me 60 28 90.5 3.2 0 16 0.7 0 2 1
FB Clifford Holder 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fact! PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein 86 47 188 4 5 30 1.1 2 0 0
FB Free of PCB and DDT 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein 86 1 -1 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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Push PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR DeAngelo Hall 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
FB Frank Low 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE He Be A Monster 52 14 8 80.5 10.1 3.5 1 0 1 1
WR Oil Him Up 59 15 10 151.5 15.2 47 1 0 1 1
TE Kelby Hubbard 17 1 1 4.5 4.5 0 0 0 0 0
HB Don't Touch'e Me 60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
WR Dominic Redman 37 1 1 5.5 5.5 0 0 0 0 0
FB Clifford Holder 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Leland McGill 39 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fact! PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein 86 1 1 20.5 20.5 25.5 0 0 0 0
FB Free of PCB and DDT 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Caught Painlessly Using Nets 70 8 5 40.5 8.1 3 0 0 0 0
WR #1 Cruelty Free Animal Protein 63 5 2 13.5 6.8 0 0 0 0 0
TE Neuro- Protective 55 15 9 100 11.1 38 0 0 0 0
TE Anti- Inflammatory 57 9 6 58.5 9.8 10 1 0 0 0
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 86 1 1 4.5 4.5 0.5 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Push FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Heart King Of Kickers 2 2 0/0 0/0 1/1 1/1 0/0 2 2 4 0 303.5 75.9
Fact! FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Edible Bones High Calcium 2 2 1/1 1/1 0/0 0/0 0/0 6 6 9 9 736 81.8

Kick/Punt Return
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Push KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR DeAngelo Hall 0 0 0 0 2 17.5 8.8 0
Fact! KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 4 126 31.5 0 4 32.5 8.1 0

Defense
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Push PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Kelvin Ingram 83 7 11 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 0
CB Santiago McNally 43 1 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
DT Cocaine Bear 86 3 3 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 13
FS Westley Harrell 29 1 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FB Frank Low 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
WR Oil Him Up 59 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
G Jonathen Owness 60 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Gene Walters 35 2 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
TE Kelby Hubbard 17 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Brennan Christiansen 86 1 6 2 1 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
CB Keanu Mosher 48 1 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
DE Damien Roche 86 0 1 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
DE Kole Hart 86 2 5 5 1 0 0 4 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 14
LB Brennan Hooker 75 5 7 3 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 2
C Antwon Doyle 60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Jalen Villalobos 86 4 10 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Glenn French 33 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
FS Demetrius Morrow 86 4 10 6 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K Heart King Of Kickers 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Jefferson ST 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
C Thaddeus ST 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
FS Otto Khan 44 2 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
LB Clark Stahl 40 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
Fact! PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
OT Great for Bone Health 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
LB #1 Preferred Food of Apex Predators 60 4 7 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Impossible to Factory Farm 31 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Paleo- Lithic 44 4 7 0 4 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
OT Great for Skin Health 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years 58 0 2 2 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE Wild Caught and Fully Natural 60 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs 60 0 1 3 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
OT Great for Heart Health 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Can Share with Man's Best Friend 34 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE A Lean Protein with Omega 3 Fats 60 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
LB Convenient on the Go 44 1 9 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Helpful for Absorbing Vitamins 18 2 2 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
LB Packaged Sustainably 34 2 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
SS Keto- Genic 60 8 6 1 6 0 0 0 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
CB Safe from Mercury 32 2 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB Great with Greens 32 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Abundant and Fully Sustainable 33 2 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Blocking
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Push PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
FB Frank Low 9 0 0 0 0
G Keven Wesley 60 2 2 4 0
OT Kalen Peterson 60 1 1 1 0
TE He Be A Monster 52 0 3 0 0
WR Oil Him Up 59 0 1 0 0
G Jonathen Owness 60 1 2 4 0
G Tobias ST 0 2 0 0 0
TE Kelby Hubbard 17 0 1 0 0
HB Don't Touch'e Me 60 0 1 0 0
C Antwon Doyle 60 1 3 2 0
FB Clifford Holder 27 0 1 0 0
G Jefferson ST 0 2 1 0 0
WR Leland McGill 39 0 1 0 0
OT Jerald st 0 0 0 0 0
C Thaddeus ST 0 0 0 0 0
OT Andrew Ponder 60 1 1 1 0
FS Otto Khan 44 0 1 0 0
Fact! PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Great for Bone Health 43 3 0 2 0
OT Great for Skin Health 40 2 3 0 0
FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein 86 0 3 0 0
FB Free of PCB and DDT 13 0 1 0 0
G High in Phosphorus 44 1 3 2 0
OT Great for Heart Health 40 1 4 2 0
WR Caught Painlessly Using Nets 70 0 1 0 0
G High in Vitamin B12 45 1 3 2 0
C High in Vitamin D 18 0 0 0 0
TE Neuro- Protective 55 0 1 0 0
LB Packaged Sustainably 34 0 1 0 0
G Easier to Digest than Meat 44 2 2 1 0
OT Great for Eye Health 49 3 2 0 0
TE Anti- Inflammatory 57 0 7 0 0
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 86 0 7 0 0
G High in Iron 39 3 2 1 0
C High in Selenium 21 1 1 0 0
C Low "Trophic Level" on Food Chain 47 1 1 2 0