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Ladder game on Season 80, Day 36 at 7:00    69°F  Wind: 1mph
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Top Performers

TE
Del Alonzo
103.5
1
27.5
5
9
3
Offensive
DT
Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs
3
3.5
5
1
3
1
Defensive
HB
#1 Environmental Animal Protein
119.5
51.5
8
4
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
11:44 FG K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted a 48 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
8:53 TD QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein threw a pass to BTE Anti- Inflammatory, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown! K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
11:19 FG K Power Of Heart attempted a 46 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
5:56 FG K Power Of Heart attempted a 41 yard field goal, and it was good!
1:41 TD QB Stephen Wallis threw a bad pass to TE Del Alonzo, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown! K Power Of Heart attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
13:41 QB Stephen Wallis threw a short pass to TE Del Alonzo, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain before a forced fumble by LOLB Convenient on the Go! FS Paleo- Lithic recovered the fumble and returned it 4 yards. Tackled by WR2 Nicolas Westbrook.
11:44 K Edible Bones High Calcium attempted a 48 yard field goal, and it was good!
9:33 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by LDE Quinton Miner.
8:51 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein handed off to FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Enrique Ayala.
6:18 ROLB Packaged Sustainably broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Stephen Wallis! LOLB Convenient on the Go recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by FB Brennan Stevens.
5:34 LDE Quinton Miner forced a hurried pass by QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein to WR2 Caught Painlessly Using Nets, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Santiago Metzger.
3:34 QB Stephen Wallis threw a pass to WR2 Chris Luna, who made the catch for a 18 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Can Share with Man's Best Friend.
1:40 NT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years sacked QB Stephen Wallis for a 4 yard loss!
0:17 DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Stephen Wallis! LDE A Lean Protein with Omega 3 Fats recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by QB Stephen Wallis.
2nd Quarter
14:12 DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Stephen Wallis! C Reece Rubio recovered the fumble and returned it -1 yards. Tackled by CB1 Can Share with Man's Best Friend.
12:18 NT Dylan Johnston forced a hurried pass by QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein to WR1 Caught Painlessly Using Nets, who made the catch for a 26 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Kendal Bynum.
8:53 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein threw a pass to BTE Anti- Inflammatory, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:05 DT1 Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years sacked QB Stephen Wallis for a 6 yard loss!
2:00 P Aaron Magnus punted 49 yards to PR #1 Environmental Animal Protein for a 5 yard return. Tackled by ROT Sam Buckley.
1:28 QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein threw a bad pass to WR2 Caught Painlessly Using Nets, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB2 Santiago Metzger! CB2 Santiago Metzger recovered the fumble and returned it -1 yards. Tackled by TE Neuro- Protective.
1:16 QB Stephen Wallis threw a pass to WR2 Chris Luna, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Impossible to Factory Farm.
0:15 DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs forced a hurried bad short pass by QB Stephen Wallis to WR2 Chris Luna, who made a jumping catch, but the ball was knocked loose by FS Paleo- Lithic!
3rd Quarter
12:42 QB Stephen Wallis handed off to HB Jimmy Jive, who went out of bounds for a 43 yard gain and a first down.
11:19 K Power Of Heart attempted a 46 yard field goal, and it was good!
7:36 NT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years sacked QB Stephen Wallis for a 6 yard loss!
3:01 ROLB Packaged Sustainably sacked QB Stephen Wallis for a 6 yard loss!
0:21 NT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years sacked QB Stephen Wallis for a 6 yard loss!
4th Quarter
11:43 LDE Quinton Miner sacked QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein for a 4 yard loss!
10:20 QB Stephen Wallis handed off to HB Jimmy Jive, who went out of bounds for a 15 yard gain and a first down.
8:50 QB Stephen Wallis threw a pass to WR2 Chris Luna, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Great with Greens.
6:32 LDE Wild Caught and Fully Natural sacked QB Stephen Wallis for a 6 yard loss!
5:36 RDE Derrick Jarrell sacked QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein for a 6 yard loss!
1:41 QB Stephen Wallis threw a bad pass to TE Del Alonzo, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:19 LDE Quinton Miner sacked QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein for a 6 yard loss!
0:59 LDE Quinton Miner sacked QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein for a 5 yard loss!

Team Stats
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TOTAL NET YARDS 248.5 312.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 66.5 93.5
   Rushes 25 26
   Yards/Rush 2.7 3.6
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 182 219
   Completions/Attempts 21/42 22/37
   Yards/Pass 4.3 5.9
   Times Sacked 5 12
   Times Intercepted 0 0
PUNTS 9 9
   Yards per Punt 50.4 53
FUMBLES 2 5
   Fumbles Lost 2 4
TIME OF POSSESSION 28:33 31:15

Passing
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Fact! PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB #1 Cheapest Animal Protein 72 21 42 182 50% 4.3 12 5 27.5 0 1
.....ssshh PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Stephen Wallis 74 22 37 219 59.5% 5.9 9 12 70 0 1

Rushing
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Fact! PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein 72 25 66.5 2.7 0 16 0.6 0 0 0
FB Free of PCB and DDT 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 72 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0
.....ssshh PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Desmond Low 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Brennan Stevens 54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Jimmy Jive 74 24 95.5 4 0 9 0.2 5 0 0
QB Stephen Wallis 74 2 -2 -1 0 0 0 0 4 3

Receiving
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Fact! PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein 72 2 1 2 2 3 0 0 0 0
FB Free of PCB and DDT 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Caught Painlessly Using Nets 53 10 6 78 13 17 0 0 1 1
WR #1 Cruelty Free Animal Protein 60 8 4 28.5 7.1 1 0 0 0 0
TE Neuro- Protective 43 9 4 29.5 7.4 4 0 0 0 0
TE Anti- Inflammatory 54 12 5 42.5 8.5 5 1 0 0 0
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 72 1 1 1 1 3.5 0 0 0 0
.....ssshh PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Nicolas Westbrook 40 2 1 6 6 0 0 0 0 0
WR Seth Woodruff 42 2 1 6.5 6.5 0 0 0 0 0
FB Desmond Low 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Lonnie KR Master 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Chick Dupre 18 2 1 4 4 0 0 0 0 0
FB Brennan Stevens 54 1 1 0 0 5 0 0 0 0
HB Jimmy Jive 74 2 2 1 0.5 8 0 0 0 0
WR Chris Luna 67 17 7 98 14 13.5 0 2 0 0
TE Del Alonzo 67 11 9 103.5 11.5 27.5 1 0 1 1

Kicking
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Fact! FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Edible Bones High Calcium 1 4 0/0 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/3 1 1 3 2 243.5 81.2
.....ssshh FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Power Of Heart 2 2 0/0 0/0 0/0 2/2 0/0 1 1 4 0 281 70.3

Punting
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Fact! PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Free of GMO, Soy, Hormones & Antibiotics 9 453.5 50.4 2 0 4.1 0 2 5
.....ssshh PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Aaron Magnus 9 477 53 1 0 4.2 1 1 3

Kick/Punt Return
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Fact! KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 4 119.5 29.9 0 8 51.5 6.4 0
.....ssshh KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Lonnie KR Master 1 39.5 39.5 0 6 46 7.7 0

Defense
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Fact! PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB #1 Preferred Food of Apex Predators 74 6 4 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Impossible to Factory Farm 34 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
SS Paleo- Lithic 64 6 4 3 6 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
DT Hermetically Sealed Stays Fresh for Years 73 1 2 1 1 5 39 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
DE Wild Caught and Fully Natural 74 3 2 1 3 1 12.5 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 1 4
G High in Phosphorus 29 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs 74 0 1 1 0 3.5 28.5 5 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 3
CB Can Share with Man's Best Friend 36 2 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE A Lean Protein with Omega 3 Fats 74 0 0 1 0 0.5 6 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
LB Convenient on the Go 64 5 4 0 5 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Helpful for Absorbing Vitamins 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
TE Neuro- Protective 43 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Packaged Sustainably 49 2 2 0 1 2 25.5 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
OT Great for Eye Health 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
TE Anti- Inflammatory 54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
SS Keto- Genic 74 6 6 1 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1
CB Safe from Mercury 30 2 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Great with Greens 33 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Abundant and Fully Sustainable 38 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0
.....ssshh PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Khalil "Mack" Truck 69 5 6 2 4 0.5 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
FS Jacob Wyatt 45 2 3 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C Reece Rubio 74 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Nicolas Westbrook 40 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Derrick Jarrell 72 1 0 1 1 1.5 12 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 11
CB Kendal Bynum 72 5 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
FS Enrique Ayala 53 0 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
DT Dylan Johnston 72 2 3 2 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
LB Dylan Sawyer 72 4 6 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Davion Isaacs 42 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Henry Tatum 3 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Santiago Metzger 72 7 3 2 7 0 0 0 1 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0
FB Brennan Stevens 54 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
OT Jerald Hargrove 74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE Quinton Miner 72 1 4 1 0 2 14.5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
QB Stephen Wallis 74 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Dillan Hope 72 0 1 2 0 1 7 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
FS Max Miles 31 1 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Sam Buckley 45 1 9 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Blocking
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Fact! PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Great for Bone Health 34 1 4 0 0
OT Great for Skin Health 35 0 2 1 1
FB #1 Healthiest Animal Protein 72 0 1 0 0
FB Free of PCB and DDT 6 0 1 0 0
DE Wild Caught and Fully Natural 74 0 1 0 0
G High in Phosphorus 29 0 2 0 1
DT Complete Protein w/ EAAs and BCAAs 74 1 0 0 0
OT Great for Heart Health 40 0 1 0 2
G High in Vitamin B12 38 0 1 2 0
C High in Vitamin D 18 0 0 0 0
TE Neuro- Protective 43 0 3 0 0
G Easier to Digest than Meat 35 0 2 1 0
OT Great for Eye Health 35 1 4 3 1
TE Anti- Inflammatory 54 0 1 0 0
HB #1 Environmental Animal Protein 72 0 5 0 0
G High in Iron 42 0 2 2 0
C High in Selenium 10 1 1 0 0
C Low "Trophic Level" on Food Chain 44 1 0 0 0
.....ssshh PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
C Reece Rubio 74 3 2 0 0
G Everett Corey 74 1 2 4 4
C C ST 0 1 1 0 0
FB Desmond Low 8 0 0 0 0
TE Chick Dupre 18 0 0 0 0
C CC ST 0 0 0 0 0
FB Brennan Stevens 54 0 4 0 1
OT Jerald Hargrove 74 3 1 0 0
G GG ST 0 0 0 0 0
TE Del Alonzo 67 0 3 0 0
OT OT ST 0 0 0 0 0
G G ST 0 0 1 0 0
OT Alvaro Horn 74 2 4 0 0
G Alonzo Overstreet 74 1 2 2 4
FS Max Miles 31 0 2 0 0