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Uranus Meat Rockets  AT  moxious menagerie

Ladder game on Season 86, Day 30 at 10:00    89°F  Wind: 5mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Uranus Meat Rockets 0 0 3 0 0 3 Final
moxious menagerie 3 13 14 3 0 33  

Top Performers

HB
disco bandit
219.5
2
9
9
8
2
Offensive
DE
sabre-toothed lime
5
5
4
1
Defensive
WR
Barry Boosters
186
36
7
6
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
10:53 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 45 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
13:29 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 22 yard field goal, and it was good!
3:44 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:01 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 30 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
9:25 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit for a 64 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:42 FG K Tommy Deepburn attempted a 33 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:37 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to WR2 ghostly pickle factory worker, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
3:37 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 29 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
15:00 K Tommy Deepburn kicked off 73 yards to KR 1335 haXx0r for a 24 yard return. Tackled by OU3 Ricky Orbiter.
12:57 QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit, who went out of bounds for a 21 yard gain and a first down.
12:50 NT Coleman "Cole" Probe sacked QB drunken half-orc hobo for a 6 yard loss!
10:53 K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 45 yard field goal, and it was good!
9:32 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS cookie baking thing from beyond time.
1:49 LDE carnivorous dill plant sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 6 yard loss!
1:15 RDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 6 yard loss!
0:26 LDE Sonny Blastwell forced a hurried duck by QB drunken half-orc hobo to WR1 gnollish plungermaster, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Nate "Jetstream" Johnson.
2nd Quarter
15:00 DT Vee'lok Hungarr forced a hurried pass by QB drunken half-orc hobo to BTE business hippy, who made a jumping catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Dickie Pulsar.
9:29 RDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 5 yard loss!
6:28 ROLB pygmy assault squad sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 5 yard loss!
4:50 RDE Rayzor Quench forced a hurried bomb by QB drunken half-orc hobo to WR2 ghostly pickle factory worker, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Ricky Orbiter.
3:44 QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:42 QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit, who went out of bounds for a 15 yard gain and a first down.
3rd Quarter
9:25 QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit for a 64 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:31 LDE carnivorous dill plant forced a hurried pass by QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster to WR1 Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson, who made the catch for a 31 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS cookie baking thing from beyond time.
4:19 LDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 4 yard loss!
1:18 ROLB pygmy assault squad forced a hurried short pass by QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster to WR4 Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain before a forced fumble by SS angry raccoon puppet! SS angry raccoon puppet recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by WR3 Grulk Deepdrain.
0:37 QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to WR2 ghostly pickle factory worker, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
4th Quarter
14:56 RDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 5 yard loss!
10:14 DT wind up chattering teeth sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 6 yard loss!
7:48 QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to BTE business hippy, who made a jumping catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Ailanthus Dendron.
6:30 NT Coleman "Cole" Probe forced a hurried bad pass by QB drunken half-orc hobo to TE business hippy, who made the catch for a 17 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Torgo Ramflux.
2:16 LOLB fiendish can of asparagus forced a hurried pass by QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster to WR3 Grulk Deepdrain, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 perpendicular bat.
1:36 LDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 5 yard loss!
1:18 RDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster for a 6 yard loss!
0:03 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 1 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB ninja pirate zombie robot.

Team Stats
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  Uranus moxious
TOTAL NET YARDS 294 425
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 61.5 219.5
   Rushes 17 44
   Yards/Rush 3.6 5
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 232.5 205.5
   Completions/Attempts 26/43 13/27
   Yards/Pass 5.4 7.6
   Times Sacked 16 1
   Times Intercepted 0 0
PUNTS 10 8
   Yards per Punt 50.6 53.1
FUMBLES 2 1
   Fumbles Lost 1 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 32:53 27:04

Passing
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Uranus PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster 72 26 43 232.5 60.5% 5.4 18 16 85.5 0 0
moxious PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB drunken half-orc hobo 72 13 27 205.5 48.1% 7.6 11 1 5.5 0 1

Rushing
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Uranus PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ortho Thrustan 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 72 17 61.5 3.6 0 8 1.8 1 1 0
moxious PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB fuzzy dice 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB disco bandit 72 44 219.5 5 2 2 0.1 9 1 0
FB 1335 haXx0r 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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Uranus PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Dirk Stroker 72 3 2 17 8.5 -0.5 0 0 0 0
WR Barry Boosters 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Ortho Thrustan 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Grulk Deepdrain 52 6 4 42.5 10.6 1.5 0 0 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 72 3 3 4 1.3 16 0 0 1 0
TE Calvin Xylox 69 18 12 91.5 7.6 3 0 1 1 1
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 72 9 5 77 15.4 18 0 1 0 0
moxious PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR ghostly pickle factory worker 63 3 3 44 14.7 0.5 1 0 0 0
TE gnollish plungermaster 70 5 1 24 24 0.5 0 0 0 0
WR chewing gum on a string 72 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB fuzzy dice 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB disco bandit 72 2 1 9 9 8 0 0 1 0
FB 1335 haXx0r 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE business hippy 71 15 8 128.5 16.1 7.5 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Uranus FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Tommy Deepburn 1 2 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/1 0/0 0 0 2 0 146.5 73.3
moxious FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K bitchin' meatcar 4 4 0/0 2/2 1/1 1/1 0/0 3 3 7 0 471 67.3

Punting
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Uranus PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Thrang Lubezor 10 505.5 50.6 2 0 4.4 1 1 4
moxious PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P me4t begZ0r 8 424.5 53.1 2 0 4.1 0 1 4

Kick/Punt Return
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Uranus KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Barry Boosters 7 186 26.6 0 6 36 6 0
moxious KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
FB 1335 haXx0r 2 59 29.5 0 8 73 9.1 0

Defense
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Uranus PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
OT Vance Voidman 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Vee'lok Hungarr 62 0 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Quarn Torknut 40 3 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 1
DE Sonny Blastwell 72 1 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 6
C Oren Meatov 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Ricky Orbiter 41 2 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
CB Fonn'Dar Shaftuun 51 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 0
OT Nivvix Poundarr 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Miles "Starblazer" Steele 68 4 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 3
FS Torgo Ramflux 72 8 5 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 3 0
LB Dickie Pulsar 45 4 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 2
FS Ailanthus Dendron 72 3 3 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1
K Tommy Deepburn 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Coleman "Cole" Probe 62 4 0 0 3 0.5 5.5 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 3
DE Rayzor Quench 72 0 0 0 0 0.5 5.5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
LB Johnny Astroglide 72 11 3 2 9 0 0 0 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Nate "Jetstream" Johnson 63 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4 1
moxious PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
DT wind up chattering teeth 33 0 1 0 0 2 11.5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
C endangered inflatable white tiger 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
DE carnivorous dill plant 72 1 0 1 1 4 35 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 7
FS cookie baking thing from beyond time 71 4 5 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
LB knob goblin assistant chef 20 2 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB fiendish can of asparagus 72 6 5 1 5 0 0 2 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 1
CB lamz0r N00b 71 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB perpendicular bat 50 2 1 0 1 0.5 5 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
DE sabre-toothed lime 72 0 0 0 0 5 31.5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
G funk sole brother 34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT gelatinous cube 72 2 4 1 2 0.5 6.5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 5
OT topiary golem 30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB comma chameleon 50 3 4 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2
FS angry raccoon puppet 69 6 4 1 6 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB pygmy assault squad 68 2 6 1 2 4.5 25 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 1
LB ninja pirate zombie robot 72 7 8 2 6 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K bitchin' meatcar 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Blocking
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Uranus PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR Dirk Stroker 72 0 4 0 0
OT Vance Voidman 72 6 3 1 2
G Zarnok Meat'hul 0 1 0 0 0
C Oren Meatov 72 0 5 0 0
OT Hugh Jettison 0 0 0 0 0
OT Nivvix Poundarr 72 1 7 6 4
FB Ortho Thrustan 19 2 0 0 0
C Mick "Moondoggy" O'Toole 0 2 0 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 4 1 0 0 0
C Qillex Plasmix 0 0 0 0 0
G Buck Plasmor 72 3 3 3 2
TE Calvin Xylox 69 1 0 0 0
G Stan Starburn 0 0 0 0 0
G Brakk Stabbins 72 5 1 0 0
FS Ailanthus Dendron 72 0 1 0 0
G Jack Shafton 0 0 0 0 0
OT Max Payload 0 0 1 0 0
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 72 1 1 0 0
moxious PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR ghostly pickle factory worker 63 8 2 0 0
G smarmy pirate 22 1 1 2 1
C endangered inflatable white tiger 14 0 1 0 0
TE gnollish plungermaster 70 0 0 0 0
OT mutant circuit soldering elf 25 1 3 1 0
OT hypnotist of hey deze 27 2 2 1 0
WR chewing gum on a string 72 2 2 0 0
OT hermit permit 28 4 1 1 0
OT photograph of God 34 2 1 1 0
C stocking stuffing zombie 43 1 1 0 0
G slick lihc 35 3 2 1 0
G funk sole brother 34 0 1 1 0
FB fuzzy dice 12 0 2 0 0
OT topiary golem 30 1 0 1 0
FB 1335 haXx0r 0 0 0 0 0
G raver giant 21 2 0 0 0
C ninja snowman janitor 15 4 0 0 0
G unholy diver 32 1 1 2 0
TE business hippy 71 0 3 0 0