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Schedule & Scores

Schedule & Scores

Date Opponent Playbooks Strategies Depth Charts
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QB
Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster

PassYd PassTD PassAtt BrkTk Rush
1251 8 180 1 5

HB
Glorbo Maximus

RushYd RushTD RecTD BrkTk YACon
420.5 4 1 24 170

WR
Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson

RecYd RecTD YAC 1stDn BrkTk
381.5 2 25 12 1

DT
Vee'lok Hungarr

Sack Hry FFum Tk TFL
6.5 23 1 8 3

DE
Rayzor Quench

Sack Hry FFum RCake Tk
5.5 19 1 20 4

FS
Torgo Ramflux

Int FFum Tk FumRec PD
2 2 30 1 3

WR
Barry Boosters

PRYd KRYd PRTD PR KR
466.5 433 1 41 15
1
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson, who made the catch for a 39 yard gain and a touchdown!
2
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 43 yard gain and a touchdown!
3
P Bert Barger punted 42 yards to PR Barry Boosters for a 66 yard return and a touchdown!
4
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson, who made the catch for a 26 yard gain and a touchdown!
5
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
6
DT Vee'lok Hungarr sacked QB Julian Mannin for a 2 yard loss!
7
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a duck to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made a diving catch for a 26 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Lorenzo Doyle.
8
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown!
9
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 4 yard gain and a touchdown!
10
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to HB Glorbo Maximus, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown!

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Nov 10, 2025