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Well Hung, Publicly  AT  Kvo's Home for Vet Elite Playoffs

League game on Season 87, Day 37 at 10:00    69°F  Wind: 11mph
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Well Hung, Publicly 0 0 0 0 0 0 Final
Kvo's Home for Vet Elite Playoffs 56 80 77 105 0 255  

Top Performers

HB
LT III
21
454
169
2
122.5
16
Offensive
DE
Luthen Rael
28
5
2
77
3
4
Defensive
HB
Lazarus Niedermeyer
3
193.5
31
10
1
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
12:16 TD QB Meidas Touch threw a short pass to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 26 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:10 TD P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 33 yards to PR Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 59 yard return and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:31 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:23 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 20 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:29 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:33 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 17 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:33 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:42 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
12:32 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:57 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 44 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:05 TD RDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! DT Hakeem Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 20 yards for a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:55 TD P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 32 yards to PR LT III for a 45 yard return and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:22 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 16 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:28 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 14 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:19 TD NT Cooper Tripp broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! RDE Luthen Rael recovered the fumble and returned it 12 yards for a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:41 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 8 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:20 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:10 TD RDE Augustus Niedermeyer forced a hurried bad short pass by QB Donald Trump to TE David Copperfield, but the ball was intercepted by LOLB Jeffrey Hendrix! It was returned for a 34 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:49 TD QB Meidas Touch threw a screen pass to HB LT III, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:01 FG K Everett Aponte attempted a 35 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
14:52 TD QB Meidas Touch threw a pass to FB Ian Crenshaw, who made the catch for a 46 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
13:12 TD P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 28 yards to PR Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 50 yard return and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:40 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
9:55 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:07 TD P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 27 yards to PR LT III for a 49 yard return and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:39 TD QB Meidas Touch threw a pass to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer, who made a jumping catch for a 23 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:38 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 47 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:19 TD LDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! DT Hakeem Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 24 yards for a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:07 TD LDE Luthen Rael broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! RDE Augustus Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 18 yards for a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:29 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 29 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:16 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
13:51 TD QB Meidas Touch threw a short pass to HB LT III, who made the catch for a 34 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:48 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:39 TD LDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! RDE Luthen Rael recovered the fumble and returned it 22 yards for a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
10:49 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 20 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:53 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 29 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:56 TD QB Meidas Touch threw a pass to BTE JR Simpson, who made the catch for a 47 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:54 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:57 TD P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 28 yards to PR Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 45 yard return and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:53 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 45 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:58 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:12 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:19 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 16 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:39 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:48 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:27 TD QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown! K Everett Aponte attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
13:35 NT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 7 yard loss!
12:16 QB Meidas Touch threw a short pass to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer, who made the catch for a 26 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:46 NT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
10:10 P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 33 yards to PR Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 59 yard return and a touchdown!
8:31 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:12 DT1 Alden Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 6 yard loss!
6:23 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 20 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:16 K Everett Aponte kicked off 64 yards to KR Alex Acosta for a 17 yard return before a forced fumble by OU3 Alden Niedermeyer! OU3 Alden Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by BW3 Ehud Barak.
5:29 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:37 LDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! DT Cooper Tripp recovered the fumble and returned it 2 yards. Tackled by ROT Kash Patel.
4:33 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 17 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:15 RDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! NT Hakeem Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by ROT Bill Gates.
2:33 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:42 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:27 DT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
2nd Quarter
15:00 P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 30 yards to PR LT III for a 17 yard return before a forced fumble by SB2 Howard Lutnick! SB2 Howard Lutnick recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by PP2 Storm Huff.
12:32 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown!
11:46 LDE Augustus Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
10:57 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 44 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:05 RDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! DT Hakeem Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 20 yards for a touchdown!
7:55 P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 32 yards to PR LT III for a 45 yard return and a touchdown!
7:36 RDE Luthen Rael sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
6:12 ROLB Alden Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
5:22 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 16 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:28 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 14 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:19 NT Cooper Tripp broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! RDE Luthen Rael recovered the fumble and returned it 12 yards for a touchdown!
1:41 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 8 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:20 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:10 RDE Augustus Niedermeyer forced a hurried bad short pass by QB Donald Trump to TE David Copperfield, but the ball was intercepted by LOLB Jeffrey Hendrix! It was returned for a 34 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:52 NT Hakeem Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! ROLB Alden Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by ROT Boris Nikolic.
0:49 QB Meidas Touch threw a screen pass to HB LT III, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:33 DT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
3rd Quarter
14:52 QB Meidas Touch threw a pass to FB Ian Crenshaw, who made the catch for a 46 yard gain and a touchdown!
13:48 DT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
13:12 P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 28 yards to PR Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 50 yard return and a touchdown!
12:07 ROLB Alden Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
10:40 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:55 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:07 P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 27 yards to PR LT III for a 49 yard return and a touchdown!
7:39 QB Meidas Touch threw a pass to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer, who made a jumping catch for a 23 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:38 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 47 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:19 LDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! DT Hakeem Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 24 yards for a touchdown!
5:07 LDE Luthen Rael broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! RDE Augustus Niedermeyer recovered the fumble and returned it 18 yards for a touchdown!
3:49 RDE Luthen Rael sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
2:29 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 29 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:16 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown!
4th Quarter
14:56 DT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
13:51 QB Meidas Touch threw a short pass to HB LT III, who made the catch for a 34 yard gain and a touchdown!
12:59 ROLB Alden Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
11:48 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!
11:39 LDE Augustus Niedermeyer broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! RDE Luthen Rael recovered the fumble and returned it 22 yards for a touchdown!
10:49 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 20 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:01 NT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 4 yard loss!
8:53 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 29 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:17 DT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 4 yard loss!
7:56 QB Meidas Touch threw a pass to BTE JR Simpson, who made the catch for a 47 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:40 QB Meidas Touch threw a short pass to HB LT III, who made the catch for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Lorin Ashton Bassnectar.
6:54 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:17 DT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
5:57 P Ghislaine Maxwell punted 28 yards to PR Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 45 yard return and a touchdown!
4:53 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 45 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:15 NT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 4 yard loss!
3:58 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:29 LDE Augustus Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
3:14 DT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
3:12 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:19 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 16 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:57 RDE Luthen Rael sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
1:42 LDE Luthen Rael sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
1:39 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB Lazarus Niedermeyer for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:04 DT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 5 yard loss!
0:50 DT Cooper Tripp sacked QB Donald Trump for a 4 yard loss!
0:48 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:27 QB Meidas Touch handed off to HB LT III for a 21 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:11 DT Hakeem Niedermeyer sacked QB Donald Trump for a 6 yard loss!
0:09 RDE Luthen Rael broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Donald Trump! NT Cooper Tripp recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. Tackled by RG Marvin Minsky.

Team Stats
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  Well Hung, Kvo's Home for
TOTAL NET YARDS -51.5 987
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS -57 545
   Rushes 19 30
   Yards/Rush -3 18.2
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 5.5 442
   Completions/Attempts 2/18 21/24
   Yards/Pass 0.3 18.4
   Times Sacked 87 0
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 22 0
   Yards per Punt 0 0
FUMBLES 30 1
   Fumbles Lost 21 1
TIME OF POSSESSION 42:51 17:05

Passing
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Well Hung, PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Donald Trump 126 2 18 5.5 11.1% 0.3 10 87 421.5 1 0
Kvo's Home for PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Meidas Touch 53 21 24 442 87.5% 18.4 0 0 0 0 6

Rushing
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Well Hung, PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB Bill Richardson 136 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Pam Bondi 118 7 -22 -3.1 0 0 0 6 0 0
QB Donald Trump 126 6 -23.5 -3.9 0 3 -0.3 6 29 20
FB Larry Ellison 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Steve Bannon 130 6 -11.5 -1.9 0 1 0.2 3 0 0
FB Alex Acosta 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Kvo's Home for PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
QB Meidas Touch 53 1 -1 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Ian Crenshaw 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0
HB LT III 43 22 454 20.6 21 16 1.5 0 1 1
HB Lazarus Niedermeyer 42 7 92 13.1 7 7 0 0 0 0
FB Storm Huff 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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Well Hung, PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
HB Bill Richardson 136 8 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
TE Kash Patel 54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Pam Bondi 118 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
FB Larry Ellison 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Peter Thiel 57 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Steve Bannon 130 3 1 0 0 0.5 0 1 0 0
WR Thomas Webb 53 4 1 5.5 5.5 2.5 0 0 0 0
TE David Copperfield 71 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Alex Acosta 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Kvo's Home for PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE Houston Thomas 53 4 4 47.5 11.9 6.5 0 0 0 0
FB Ian Crenshaw 2 1 1 46 46 38 1 0 0 0
TE Darby Niedermeyer 53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB LT III 43 8 7 169 24.1 122.5 2 0 1 1
TE JR Simpson 53 3 2 60 30 31.5 1 0 0 0
HB Lazarus Niedermeyer 42 5 5 98.5 19.7 81 2 0 0 0
FB Storm Huff 19 3 2 22 11 14.5 0 1 0 0

Kicking
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Well Hung, FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Jeffrey Epstein 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 47 47
Kvo's Home for FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Everett Aponte 1 1 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/0 45 45 46 0 2924 63.6

Punting
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Well Hung, PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Ghislaine Maxwell 22 613 27.9 0 0 3.2 0 0 0
Kvo's Home for PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Jimmy Colbert 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kick/Punt Return
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Well Hung, KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
CB Jes Staley 1 23.5 23.5 0 0 0 0 0
HB Bill Richardson 4 80.5 20.1 0 0 0 0 0
FB Larry Ellison 4 87.5 21.9 0 0 0 0 0
C Lesley Groff 1 23.5 23.5 0 0 0 0 0
CB Leon Black 3 61.5 20.5 0 0 0 0 0
TE Peter Thiel 12 264 22 0 0 0 0 0
OT Lord Mandelson 1 18.5 18.5 0 0 0 0 0
OT Les Wexner 1 22.5 22.5 0 0 0 0 0
HB Steve Bannon 4 84.5 21.1 0 0 0 0 0
OT Christopher Poole 1 22 22 0 0 0 0 0
CB Brad Karp 2 41.5 20.8 0 0 0 0 0
FB Alex Acosta 10 202 20.2 0 0 0 0 0
C Jean-Luc Brunel 2 47 23.5 0 0 0 0 0
Kvo's Home for KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB LT III 0 0 0 0 9 161.5 17.9 2
HB Lazarus Niedermeyer 1 31 31 0 10 193.5 19.4 3

Defense
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Well Hung, PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jes Staley 41 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 27 0
G Bill Gates 62 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
DT Elon Errol Maye And Kimbal Musk 53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 34 1
CB Richard Branson 42 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 31 0
HB Bill Richardson 136 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
TE Kash Patel 54 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 2
HB Pam Bondi 118 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 15 0
QB Donald Trump 126 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P Ghislaine Maxwell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0
FB Larry Ellison 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 2
G Bill Clinton 75 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
FS Alan Dershowitz 11 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 27 0
OT Marvin Minsky 17 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0
C Lesley Groff 37 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
CB Leon Black 37 1 2 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 19 1
C Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem 39 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
FS Todd Blanche 18 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 23 0
TE Peter Thiel 57 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
LB Prince Andrew 53 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0
OT Lord Mandelson 48 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
OT Les Wexner 34 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 10 0
HB Steve Bannon 130 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
FS Bill Barr 7 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 26 0
G Boris Nikolic 69 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
WR Thomas Webb 53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Larry Summers 53 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 41 2
OT Christopher Poole 38 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0
TE David Copperfield 71 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
G Ehud Barak 77 4 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
CB Brad Karp 48 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 0
FB Alex Acosta 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 18 0
OT Steve Tisch 25 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
C Jean-Luc Brunel 27 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0
SS Lorin Ashton Bassnectar 53 2 2 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 24 0
LB Glenn Dubin 53 2 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 0
FS Howard Lutnick 37 2 1 5 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 27 0
Kvo's Home for PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
OT Alfred Bernard 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB Levar Phang 126 10 5 0 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16
CB Salvatore Jimenez 78 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
SS The Zohran 126 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 29
C Otto Sheldon 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Popeye Morrow 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
G Grant McCord 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
G Hugo Duke 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
C Geoffrey Fitzpatrick 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
OT Lonnie Acker 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT Hakeem Niedermeyer 118 13 7 0 12 14 95.5 2 4 4 6 0 0 0 2 0 99
DT Cooper Tripp 115 8 5 2 8 24.5 140.5 1 7 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 107
K Everett Aponte 0 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
CB Lonny Bingham 78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
DE Luthen Rael 126 4 3 1 4 28 184.5 3 5 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 77
SS Slava Heroiam 126 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 24
CB Stan Brady 126 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 2
LB Jeffrey Hendrix 126 9 4 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 34 1 0 35
FB Storm Huff 19 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Attiah Dowd 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
OT Kaleb Biggs 22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Alden Niedermeyer 115 8 2 0 8 8 60 1 3 7 3 0 0 0 0 0 45
G Rashawn Plummer 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE Augustus Niedermeyer 126 3 3 0 2 14 91.5 3 10 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 102

Blocking
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Well Hung, PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Bill Gates 62 0 34 1 12
HB Bill Richardson 136 0 1 0 0
TE Kash Patel 54 0 40 0 2
HB Pam Bondi 118 0 19 1 2
FB Larry Ellison 72 0 3 0 0
G Harvey Weinstein 69 0 39 2 5
G Bill Clinton 75 0 46 1 9
FS Alan Dershowitz 11 0 30 0 0
OT Marvin Minsky 17 0 14 0 1
C Lesley Groff 37 0 21 0 1
C Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem 39 0 19 0 2
FS Todd Blanche 18 0 24 0 0
TE Peter Thiel 57 0 16 0 0
OT Lord Mandelson 48 0 19 0 6
OT Les Wexner 34 0 19 0 5
HB Steve Bannon 130 0 1 0 0
FS Bill Barr 7 0 35 0 0
G Boris Nikolic 69 0 38 1 8
WR Thomas Webb 53 0 2 0 0
OT Christopher Poole 38 0 19 0 1
TE David Copperfield 71 0 26 0 0
G Ehud Barak 77 1 47 2 5
FB Alex Acosta 29 0 1 0 0
OT Steve Tisch 25 0 13 0 2
C Jean-Luc Brunel 27 1 13 0 3
FS Howard Lutnick 37 0 20 0 0
Kvo's Home for PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
TE Houston Thomas 53 6 1 0 0
OT Alfred Bernard 15 33 1 0 0
LB Levar Phang 126 1 1 0 0
SS The Zohran 126 0 1 0 0
C Otto Sheldon 16 29 0 0 0
G Popeye Morrow 12 35 0 0 0
FB Ian Crenshaw 2 13 0 0 0
G Grant McCord 18 28 0 0 0
OT Chaz Justice 26 39 0 0 0
TE Darby Niedermeyer 53 8 0 0 0
OT Duncan Archer 24 24 0 0 0
G Hugo Duke 23 27 2 0 0
C Jameer Guinn 20 23 0 0 0
C Geoffrey Fitzpatrick 17 23 0 0 0
OT Lonnie Acker 19 34 0 0 0
SS Slava Heroiam 126 0 1 0 0
HB LT III 43 1 0 0 0
G Snapper Stevens 28 44 0 0 0
CB Stan Brady 126 1 0 0 0
TE JR Simpson 53 23 0 0 0
LB Jeffrey Hendrix 126 0 1 0 0
HB Lazarus Niedermeyer 42 1 1 0 0
FB Storm Huff 19 18 0 0 0
OT Kaleb Biggs 22 35 0 0 0
G Rashawn Plummer 25 39 0 0 0