| Well Hung, Publicly FRANCHISE | |||||
| Abrams League | eTHICCalBEEF | 0-2-0 | 30 | 26 | 23 |
| LEAGUE | TEAM OWNER | RECORD | GLOBAL | TIER | DYNASTY |
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Team Ranking
| Record | Ladder Rank |
|---|---|
| 0-2-0 | 30 |
Team Staff
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Team Trophies
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Schedule & Scores
Highlights
C Jean-Luc Brunel
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Cake | PassTD | YAC | BrkTk | Fum |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
G Bill Gates
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Rcaked | TFL | PassTD | YAC | Cake |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
OT Les Wexner
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Rcaked | PassTD | YAC | Cake | BrkTk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
G Boris Nikolic
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FumRec | Tk | TFL | StCaked | Caked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
G Bill Gates
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FumRec | StMsTk | RCake | MsTk | StFumRec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
OT Marvin Minsky
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FumRec | RCake | StFumRec | MsTk | TFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
TE Peter Thiel
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KRYd | KR | StFumRec | XPBlk | PR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 322 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team Event Log
Feb 28, 2026
- 14:10:22 Ghislaine Maxwell signed a low contract.
- 14:10:21 Jeffrey Epstein signed a low contract.
- 14:10:20 Howard Lutnick signed a low contract.
- 14:10:18 Alan Dershowitz signed a low contract.
- 14:10:17 Todd Blanche signed a low contract.
- 14:10:16 Bill Barr signed a low contract.
- 14:10:14 Lorin Ashton Bassnectar signed a low contract.
- 14:10:13 Jes Staley signed a low contract.
- 14:10:12 Brad Karp signed a low contract.
- 14:10:11 Richard Branson signed a low contract.
- 14:10:09 Leon Black signed a low contract.
- 14:10:08 Glenn Dubin signed a low contract.
- 14:10:07 Prince Andrew signed a low contract.
- 14:10:06 Larry Summers signed a low contract.
- 14:10:04 Elon Errol Maye And Kimbal Musk signed a low contract.
- 14:10:03 Thomas Webb signed a low contract.
- 14:10:02 Peter Thiel signed a low contract.
- 14:10:01 Kash Patel signed a low contract.
- 14:09:59 David Copperfield signed a low contract.
- 14:09:58 Les Wexner signed a low contract.
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