| Well Hung, Publicly FRANCHISE | |||||
| Abrams League | eTHICCalBEEF | 0-15-0 | 36 | 28 | 51 |
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Team Ranking
| Record | Ladder Rank |
|---|---|
| 0-15-0 | 36 |
Team Staff
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Team Trophies
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Schedule & Scores
Highlights
WR Thomas Webb
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RecYd | YAC | Rcaked | 1stDn | Rec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37.5 | 3 | 13 | 1 | 3 |
G Bill Gates
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Rcaked | Cake | TFL | PassTD | YAC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 194 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
OT Les Wexner
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StFumL | Cake | StFum | Rcaked | Fum |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 1 | 80 | 1 |
G Bill Clinton
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FumRec | Tk | StMsTk | StCaked | Caked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 17 |
G Boris Nikolic
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FumRec | Tk | TFL | StCaked | Caked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 12 | 2 | 17 | 22 |
G Bill Gates
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FumRec | Tk | StMsTk | StCaked | Caked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 16 |
TE Peter Thiel
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KRYd | KR | StAstTk | StFum | StFumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2881.5 | 130 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
Team Event Log
Feb 28, 2026
- 14:10:22 Ghislaine Maxwell signed a low contract.
- 14:10:21 Jeffrey Epstein signed a low contract.
- 14:10:20 Howard Lutnick signed a low contract.
- 14:10:18 Alan Dershowitz signed a low contract.
- 14:10:17 Todd Blanche signed a low contract.
- 14:10:16 Bill Barr signed a low contract.
- 14:10:14 Lorin Ashton Bassnectar signed a low contract.
- 14:10:13 Jes Staley signed a low contract.
- 14:10:12 Brad Karp signed a low contract.
- 14:10:11 Richard Branson signed a low contract.
- 14:10:09 Leon Black signed a low contract.
- 14:10:08 Glenn Dubin signed a low contract.
- 14:10:07 Prince Andrew signed a low contract.
- 14:10:06 Larry Summers signed a low contract.
- 14:10:04 Elon Errol Maye And Kimbal Musk signed a low contract.
- 14:10:03 Thomas Webb signed a low contract.
- 14:10:02 Peter Thiel signed a low contract.
- 14:10:01 Kash Patel signed a low contract.
- 14:09:59 David Copperfield signed a low contract.
- 14:09:58 Les Wexner signed a low contract.
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