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Uranus Meat Rockets  AT  Kansas City Miners

League game on Season 87, Day 19 at 12:00    40°F  Wind: 12mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Uranus Meat Rockets 14 14 10 20 0 58 Final
Kansas City Miners 0 0 0 0 0 0  

Top Performers

QB
Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster
5
430.5
47
1
Offensive
DT
Vee'lok Hungarr
2
8
5
2
2
Defensive
CB
Fonn'Dar Shaftuun
1
2
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
8:34 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3:08 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 97 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
10:36 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 46 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:14 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 26 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
11:44 FG K Tommy Deepburn attempted a 28 yard field goal, and it was good!
2:29 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
6:58 FG K Tommy Deepburn attempted a 48 yard field goal, and it was good!
5:57 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 61 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:00 TD QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown! K Tommy Deepburn attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:48 FG K Tommy Deepburn attempted a 23 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
9:15 ROLB Clay Tatum forced a hurried pass by QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster to WR3 Grulk Deepdrain, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Rashawn Sloan.
8:34 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 9 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:28 K Tommy Deepburn kicked off 65 yards to KR Ernie Burnham for a 21 yard return before a forced fumble by OU3 Fonn'Dar Shaftuun! BW3 Casey Bergeron recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by OU3 Fonn'Dar Shaftuun.
7:44 RDE Sonny Blastwell forced a hurried pass by QB Xzavier Jackson to TE Wade English, who made the catch for a 28 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Johnny Astroglide.
6:59 QB Xzavier Jackson handed off to HB . .dot for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Fonn'Dar Shaftuun.
5:54 QB Xzavier Jackson handed off to HB . .dot for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by MLB Johnny Astroglide.
3:08 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 97 yard gain and a touchdown!
2nd Quarter
13:41 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Nolan Blue.
10:36 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 46 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:28 K Tommy Deepburn kicked off 64 yards to KR Ernie Burnham for a 36 yard return, out of bounds.
9:30 P Mac Lanier punted 37 yards to PR Barry Boosters for a 6 yard return. Tackled by SE1 Rashawn Sloan.
6:09 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster handed off to HB Glorbo Maximus for a 4 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Felix Barnhart.
4:57 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Shutdown *.
4:14 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 26 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:47 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to WR1 Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson, but the ball was intercepted by CB1 Cb Anchor ! It was returned for a 0 yard gain. Tackle by WR1 Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson.
3rd Quarter
11:41 K Tommy Deepburn kicked off 75 yards to KR Ernie Burnham for a 26 yard return. Tackled by IN1 Dickie Pulsar.
10:51 P Mac Lanier punted 39 yards to PR Barry Boosters for a 10 yard return. Tackled by LS Dashawn Staples.
10:10 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to WR3 Grulk Deepdrain, who made the catch for a 8 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Dennis Slice.
4:29 RDE Rayzor Quench sacked QB Xzavier Jackson for a 5 yard loss!
2:29 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 22 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:50 QB Xzavier Jackson handed off to HB . .dot for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Fonn'Dar Shaftuun.
0:08 DT Vee'lok Hungarr sacked QB Xzavier Jackson for a 5 yard loss!
4th Quarter
15:00 P Mac Lanier punted 35 yards to PR Barry Boosters for a 6 yard return. Tackled by SB1 Charles Hager.
13:41 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to TE Ortho Thrustan, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain before a forced fumble by SS DeMario Poole! SS DeMario Poole recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by TE Ortho Thrustan.
12:54 QB Xzavier Jackson pitched to HB . .dot for a 1 yard loss. Tackled by MLB Johnny Astroglide.
6:58 K Tommy Deepburn attempted a 48 yard field goal, and it was good!
6:53 K Tommy Deepburn kicked off 67 yards to KR Ernie Burnham for a 23 yard return. Tackled by IN2 Vee'lok Hungarr.
5:57 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Dirk Stroker, who made the catch for a 61 yard gain and a touchdown!
5:35 QB Xzavier Jackson threw a bad pass to WR2 Jimmy Bailey, but the ball was intercepted by CB2 Ricky Orbiter! It was returned for a 0 yard gain. Tackle by WR2 Jimmy Bailey.
4:00 QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster threw a pass to TE Calvin Xylox, who made the catch for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:23 RDE Rayzor Quench sacked QB Xzavier Jackson for a 5 yard loss!
1:45 K Tommy Deepburn kicked off 66 yards to KR Ernie Burnham for a 23 yard return. Tackled by OU5 Fonn'Dar Shaftuun.

Team Stats
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  Uranus Kansas City
TOTAL NET YARDS 669 186.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 238.5 77.5
   Rushes 39 27
   Yards/Rush 6.1 2.9
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 430.5 109
   Completions/Attempts 28/47 10/36
   Yards/Pass 9.2 3
   Times Sacked 1 4
   Times Intercepted 1 1
PUNTS 3 12
   Yards per Punt 49.3 37.9
FUMBLES 3 1
   Fumbles Lost 2 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 37:33 22:22

Passing
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Uranus PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Lance "Blast Shaft" Thruster 86 28 47 430.5 59.6% 9.2 4 1 5 1 5
Kansas City PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Xzavier Jackson 67 10 36 109 27.8% 3 16 4 21.5 1 0

Rushing
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Uranus PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ortho Thrustan 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
FB Ben Doverly 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 86 39 238.5 6.1 2 11 4.2 3 2 1
Kansas City PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB . .dot 34 12 38.5 3.2 0 13 0.3 5 0 0
HB Jahmyr Gibbs 33 15 39 2.6 0 2 0.2 1 0 0
FB Jaleel Coyle 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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Uranus PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Dirk Stroker 84 6 6 147 24.5 34.5 3 0 0 0
WR Barry Boosters 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Ortho Thrustan 25 4 3 22 7.3 7.5 0 0 1 1
WR Grulk Deepdrain 55 11 6 57.5 9.6 0.5 0 0 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 12 1 1 7.5 7.5 1.5 0 0 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
TE Calvin Xylox 83 12 9 147.5 16.4 36.5 2 0 0 0
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 85 12 3 48.5 16.2 0.5 0 0 0 0
Kansas City PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Nolan Kidd 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Andreas Fleming 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Wade English 58 13 6 57.5 9.6 14.5 0 0 0 0
WR Ernie Burnham 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
WR Jimmy Bailey 61 10 2 23.5 11.8 0.5 0 0 0 0
WR Alan Crocker 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB . .dot 34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Jahmyr Gibbs 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Sterling Laws 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Chase Ray 67 12 2 28.5 14.3 1.5 0 0 0 0
FB Jaleel Coyle 38 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Uranus FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Tommy Deepburn 3 3 0/0 2/2 0/0 1/1 0/0 7 7 11 0 755 68.6
Kansas City FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Shay Johns 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 70.5 70.5

Punting
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Uranus PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Thrang Lubezor 3 148 49.3 2 0 4 0 1 1
Kansas City PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Mac Lanier 12 455 37.9 1 0 3.5 0 0 1

Kick/Punt Return
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Uranus KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Barry Boosters 1 31.5 31.5 0 11 91 8.3 0
Kansas City KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Ernie Burnham 11 291 26.5 0 1 8 8 0

Defense
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Uranus PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
DT Vee'lok Hungarr 61 5 0 0 2 2 11.5 8 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Quarn Torknut 23 1 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE Sonny Blastwell 67 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Ricky Orbiter 53 4 1 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 1 0 0 0 4
CB Fonn'Dar Shaftuun 35 5 0 0 4 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 4
OT Nivvix Poundarr 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
FB Ortho Thrustan 25 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C Mick "Moondoggy" O'Toole 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
LB Miles "Starblazer" Steele 60 2 1 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
FS Torgo Ramflux 67 4 3 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
TE Calvin Xylox 83 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Dickie Pulsar 44 2 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Ailanthus Dendron 67 4 1 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 3
G Jack Shafton 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
K Tommy Deepburn 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Coleman "Cole" Probe 67 1 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 5
DE Rayzor Quench 67 0 0 0 0 2 11 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 85 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Johnny Astroglide 67 9 2 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Nate "Jetstream" Johnson 59 2 2 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1
Kansas City PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Clay Tatum 52 1 4 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
DT Heinrich Guillory 48 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3
DT Mitchell Whitehead 44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
SS DeMario Poole 86 5 5 2 4 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 2 1
LB Felix Barnhart 58 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Derik Mosher 40 3 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
CB Heathcliff Rutherford 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB L.J. Law 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Nolan Blue 79 8 6 3 3 1 5 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 7
LB Bob Ho 11 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Gregory Hutchinson 59 2 4 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 13
WR Jimmy Bailey 61 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Malcolm Caldwell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C Dashawn Staples 59 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
FS Rashawn Sloan 66 4 8 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0
DE Charles Hager 46 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 2
DE Darth Ender 68 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 9
CB Shutdown * 49 4 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
OT Casey Bergeron 55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE CRAZiNESS Co 58 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
OT Dwyane Magnus 42 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Shayne Coffman 20 4 2 1 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Randy Gardner 40 1 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
G Armand Bearden 49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
CB Dennis Slice 36 4 3 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
FB Jaleel Coyle 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
CB Cb Anchor 86 3 2 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 4

Blocking
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Uranus PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR Dirk Stroker 84 0 4 0 0
OT Vance Voidman 86 5 2 1 0
G Zarnok Meat'hul 0 0 0 0 0
CB Quarn Torknut 23 0 1 0 0
C Oren Meatov 86 3 4 0 0
OT Hugh Jettison 0 1 0 0 0
OT Nivvix Poundarr 86 9 5 0 0
FB Ortho Thrustan 25 0 2 0 0
C Mick "Moondoggy" O'Toole 0 1 0 0 0
WR Grulk Deepdrain 55 0 1 0 0
FB Ben Doverly 12 1 1 0 0
FS Torgo Ramflux 67 0 1 0 0
HB Glorbo Maximus 86 0 3 0 0
C Qillex Plasmix 0 1 0 0 0
G Buck Plasmor 86 1 12 0 0
TE Calvin Xylox 83 0 13 0 0
G Stan Starburn 0 3 0 0 0
G Brakk Stabbins 86 1 8 0 0
FS Ailanthus Dendron 67 0 2 0 0
G Jack Shafton 0 2 0 0 0
OT Max Payload 0 1 0 0 0
WR Roderick "Rocket Rod" Johnson 85 0 3 0 0
Kansas City PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
TE Andreas Fleming 12 0 0 0 0
CB Derik Mosher 40 0 3 0 0
TE Wade English 58 0 4 0 0
CB Heathcliff Rutherford 0 0 2 0 0
G Ed Davies 52 2 1 4 0
OT Damon Hansen 37 1 0 1 2
C Dashawn Staples 59 3 0 1 0
FS Rashawn Sloan 66 0 2 0 0
C Houston McDowell 8 0 0 0 0
G Dionte Shaw 33 1 0 4 2
DE Darth Ender 68 0 1 0 0
OT Casey Bergeron 55 0 1 1 0
OT Dwyane Magnus 42 0 3 3 0
WR Chase Ray 67 0 3 0 0
FS Shayne Coffman 20 0 3 0 0
G Armand Bearden 49 2 3 2 0
CB Dennis Slice 36 0 2 0 0
FB Jaleel Coyle 38 0 2 0 0
CB Cb Anchor 86 0 1 0 0