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moxious menagerie  AT  Rubber Nipple Salesmen

League game on Season 87, Day 28 at 12:00    49°F  Wind: 7mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
moxious menagerie 7 17 24 26 0 74 Final
Rubber Nipple Salesmen 0 0 3 0 0 3  

Top Performers

HB
disco bandit
4
240
16
17.5
9
8.5
Offensive
LB
pygmy assault squad
7.5
3
1
1
9
4
Defensive
HB
Ren Höek
249.5
12.5
13
3
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
11:33 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to BTE business hippy, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
11:07 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:36 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 21 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:40 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to WR1 gnollish plungermaster, who made a jumping catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
11:17 FG K Sven Höek attempted a 53 yard field goal, and it was good!
9:48 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 39 yard field goal, and it was good!
7:39 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 chewing gum on a string, who made the catch for a 54 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
6:35 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:50 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to TE business hippy, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
13:54 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 42 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
9:36 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 chewing gum on a string, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:22 FG K bitchin' meatcar attempted a 24 yard field goal, and it was good!
3:18 SFTY ROLB pygmy assault squad sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 6 yard loss!
0:52 TD QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K bitchin' meatcar attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
14:55 RDE Giant Baby forced a hurried bomb by QB drunken half-orc hobo to WR4 gnollish plungermaster, who made the catch for a 18 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS The Grim Reaper.
12:59 QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to TE business hippy, who made the catch for a 27 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS The Grim Reaper.
11:33 QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to BTE business hippy, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:44 QB Stimpson J. Cat handed off to HB Ren Höek for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS angry raccoon puppet.
6:06 QB Stimpson J. Cat handed off to HB Ren Höek for a 3 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB fiendish can of asparagus.
3:15 DT1 pygmy assault squad sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 6 yard loss!
2nd Quarter
15:00 LDE carnivorous dill plant sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 4 yard loss!
11:07 QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 3 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:48 QB Stimpson J. Cat handed off to HB Ren Höek for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS angry raccoon puppet.
4:55 QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit for a 1 yard gain. Tackled by CB2 Jerry The Bellybutton Elf.
1:25 QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 6 yard gain. Tackled by SS The Grim Reaper.
0:40 QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to WR1 gnollish plungermaster, who made a jumping catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:27 LDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 5 yard loss!
0:24 LDE carnivorous dill plant sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 6 yard loss!
3rd Quarter
13:28 QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 ghostly pickle factory worker, but the ball was intercepted by CB2 Magic Nose Goblins! It was returned for a 17 yard gain. Tackle by HB disco bandit.
11:17 K Sven Höek attempted a 53 yard field goal, and it was good!
8:26 DT wind up chattering teeth sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 5 yard loss!
7:39 QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 chewing gum on a string, who made the catch for a 54 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:19 LDE Clown Sid forced a hurried bomb by QB drunken half-orc hobo to WR2 ghostly pickle factory worker, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 The Littlest Giant.
6:35 QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:20 QB drunken half-orc hobo pitched to HB disco bandit for a 33 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Son of Stimpy Stinky.
2:50 QB drunken half-orc hobo threw a pass to TE business hippy, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown!
4th Quarter
15:00 QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 chewing gum on a string, who made the catch for a 36 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Jerry The Bellybutton Elf.
13:54 QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 42 yard gain and a touchdown!
13:01 LDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 5 yard loss!
12:18 P Haggis McHaggis punted 46 yards to PR 1335 haXx0r for a 9 yard return. Tackled by LS Tree Lummox.
9:36 QB drunken half-orc hobo lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 chewing gum on a string, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a touchdown!
9:08 DT wind up chattering teeth sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 5 yard loss!
8:45 LOLB fiendish can of asparagus sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 6 yard loss!
6:53 RDE carnivorous dill plant broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Stimpson J. Cat! ROLB pygmy assault squad recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by LG Shaven Yak.
5:54 RDE Stinky Whizzleteats sacked QB drunken half-orc hobo for a 6 yard loss!
4:14 RDE carnivorous dill plant sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 5 yard loss!
3:35 LDE sabre-toothed lime sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 5 yard loss!
3:18 ROLB pygmy assault squad sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 6 yard loss!
0:54 DT1 pygmy assault squad sacked QB Stimpson J. Cat for a 6 yard loss!
0:52 QB drunken half-orc hobo handed off to HB disco bandit for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!

Team Stats
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  moxious Rubber
TOTAL NET YARDS 536.5 147
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 237 65.5
   Rushes 51 20
   Yards/Rush 4.6 3.3
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 299.5 81.5
   Completions/Attempts 17/28 17/26
   Yards/Pass 10.7 3.1
   Times Sacked 1 26
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 7 12
   Yards per Punt 47.2 50.1
FUMBLES 0 7
   Fumbles Lost 0 6
TIME OF POSSESSION 29:00 30:59

Passing
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moxious PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB drunken half-orc hobo 76 17 28 299.5 60.7% 10.7 4 1 6.5 1 5
Rubber PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Stimpson J. Cat 72 17 26 81.5 65.4% 3.1 13 26 136.5 0 0

Rushing
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moxious PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
QB drunken half-orc hobo 76 3 -3 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB fuzzy dice 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB disco bandit 76 48 240 5 4 16 0.2 7 0 0
FB 1335 haXx0r 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0
Rubber PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB George Liquor (American!) 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Ren Höek 71 20 65.5 3.3 0 10 1 1 1 1

Receiving
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moxious PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR ghostly pickle factory worker 72 4 1 23.5 23.5 0 0 0 0 0
TE gnollish plungermaster 74 4 3 41.5 13.8 0.5 1 0 0 0
WR chewing gum on a string 76 7 5 124.5 24.9 21 2 0 0 0
FB fuzzy dice 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB disco bandit 76 3 2 17.5 8.8 8.5 0 1 0 0
FB 1335 haXx0r 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE business hippy 74 9 6 91.5 15.3 21.5 2 1 0 0
Rubber PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Clown Shlomo 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Mr. Horse 60 7 3 12.5 4.2 1.5 0 0 0 0
FB George Liquor (American!) 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Old Man Hunger 32 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Ren Höek 71 6 5 12.5 2.5 25 0 0 1 1
WR Fire Chief 68 6 5 22.5 4.5 1.5 0 0 0 0
WR Muddy Mudskipper 72 6 4 34.5 8.6 8 0 0 0 0
TE Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Clown Momo 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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moxious FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K bitchin' meatcar 3 4 0/0 2/2 1/2 0/0 0/0 9 9 13 0 842 64.8
Rubber FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Sven Höek 1 1 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 1/1 0 0 2 0 131.5 65.8

Punting
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moxious PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P me4t begZ0r 7 330.5 47.2 3 0 4.5 1 2 2
Rubber PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Haggis McHaggis 12 601 50.1 2 0 4.3 2 2 3

Kick/Punt Return
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moxious KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
FB 1335 haXx0r 2 73.5 36.8 0 9 107 11.9 0
Rubber KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Ren Höek 13 249.5 19.2 0 3 12.5 4.2 0

Defense
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moxious PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
WR ghostly pickle factory worker 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT wind up chattering teeth 41 1 1 0 1 3 15.5 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 6
DE carnivorous dill plant 72 1 1 0 1 5 39.5 2 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 9
FS cookie baking thing from beyond time 70 4 4 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB knob goblin assistant chef 21 1 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 2
LB fiendish can of asparagus 72 2 12 0 1 1 6 0 1 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1
CB lamz0r N00b 72 2 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB perpendicular bat 42 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DE sabre-toothed lime 72 1 1 0 1 9.5 63.5 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 5 4
G slick lihc 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
G funk sole brother 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT gelatinous cube 72 0 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 6
CB comma chameleon 50 2 5 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 2
FS angry raccoon puppet 71 1 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
LB pygmy assault squad 65 4 2 4 3 7.5 50 9 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 5 1
LB ninja pirate zombie robot 72 7 15 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
HB disco bandit 76 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K bitchin' meatcar 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
Rubber PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jerry The Bellybutton Elf 46 3 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
OT Mr. Pipe 64 1 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
DE Stinky Whizzleteats 52 0 1 0 0 0.5 6.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 6
DT Tree Lummox 49 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 3
G Old Man Farmer Höek 43 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Son of Stimpy Stinky 56 3 1 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
DE Giant Baby 59 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
LB Drill Sargeant 39 3 2 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
OT Mrs. Pipe 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
SS The Grim Reaper 72 6 5 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB The Baboon 40 2 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Mrs. Buttloaves 41 4 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Bus Driver 25 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
DE Clown Sid 41 0 1 1 0 0.5 6.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB The Littlest Giant 43 5 2 1 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2
LB La Jacques Pierre 38 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Magic Nose Goblins 44 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 17 0 1 0
DT Lummox Kowalski 55 2 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 3
LB Waffle Woman 39 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
CB Wilburr Cobb 48 2 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 2
CB Nerve Ending Fairy 49 3 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1

Blocking
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moxious PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR ghostly pickle factory worker 72 3 0 0 0
G smarmy pirate 26 4 3 1 0
C endangered inflatable white tiger 16 1 1 0 0
DE carnivorous dill plant 72 0 1 0 0
TE gnollish plungermaster 74 1 1 0 0
OT mutant circuit soldering elf 27 1 2 0 0
OT hypnotist of hey deze 23 2 2 1 0
WR chewing gum on a string 76 0 4 0 0
OT hermit permit 28 2 1 0 0
OT photograph of God 39 0 2 1 0
C stocking stuffing zombie 52 1 1 0 0
DE sabre-toothed lime 72 0 1 0 0
G slick lihc 33 1 0 0 0
G funk sole brother 35 3 0 0 0
FB fuzzy dice 8 0 2 0 0
OT topiary golem 35 1 0 1 1
FB 1335 haXx0r 0 0 0 0 0
G raver giant 24 0 1 0 0
C ninja snowman janitor 8 3 1 0 0
G unholy diver 34 0 1 0 0
TE business hippy 74 0 7 0 0
Rubber PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR Clown Shlomo 9 0 1 0 0
CB Jerry The Bellybutton Elf 46 0 1 0 0
OT Mr. Pipe 64 2 1 2 5
DE Stinky Whizzleteats 52 0 1 0 0
OT Bubba Höek 37 2 4 0 4
TE Mr. Horse 60 0 2 0 0
G Old Man Farmer Höek 43 3 4 1 3
FS Son of Stimpy Stinky 56 0 1 0 0
FB George Liquor (American!) 17 0 2 0 0
DE Giant Baby 59 0 1 0 0
OT Mrs. Pipe 43 3 6 2 2
WR Fire Chief 68 0 1 0 0
G Shaven Yak 45 3 2 1 2
LB The Baboon 40 0 1 0 0
LB Mrs. Buttloaves 41 0 1 0 0
TE Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman 24 1 0 0 0
CB The Littlest Giant 43 0 2 0 0
G Powdered Toast Man 56 3 5 0 1
C T. Walrus 72 2 2 0 0
LB Waffle Woman 39 0 1 0 0
CB Wilburr Cobb 48 0 1 0 0
CB Nerve Ending Fairy 49 0 2 0 0