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4-2-0 32

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TE
Mr. Horse

RecTD RecYd YAC 1stDn Rcaked
3 127 37.5 4 16

QB
Stimpson J. Cat

PassTD PassYd PassAtt BrkTk Fum
5 623.5 111 1 9

HB
Ren Höek

RushYd RecYd BrkTk YAC YACon
186 66.5 28 87 73.5

CB
Jerry The Bellybutton Elf

Int Tk PD RCake StCaked
3 6 3 5 1

DE
Stinky Whizzleteats

Hry Sack RCake StMsTk Tk
17 1.5 21 1 1

CB
Wilburr Cobb

Int Tk PD RCake MsTk
1 15 2 4 2

LB
La Jacques Pierre

StFFum StAstTk StFumRec XPBlk PR
1 5 1 0 0
1
 QB Stimpson J. Cat scrambled for a 4 yard gain. Tackled by FS Gerardo Hester.
2
 QB Stimpson J. Cat threw a pass to WR2 Fire Chief, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown!
3
 QB Stimpson J. Cat lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Muddy Mudskipper, who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Rolando Lamb.
4
 QB Stimpson J. Cat handed off to HB Ren Höek for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Alden Huston.
5
 QB Stimpson J. Cat threw a pass to TE Mr. Horse, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a touchdown!
6
 QB Stimpson J. Cat threw a pass to WR2 Fire Chief, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Angelo Fischer.
7
 QB Stimpson J. Cat lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Fire Chief, who made the catch for a 23 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Angelo Fischer.
8
 QB Stimpson J. Cat handed off to HB Ren Höek for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
9
 QB Stimpson J. Cat lobbed a duck to WR2 Fire Chief, who made the catch for a 31 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Serious Stinyard.
10
 QB Stimpson J. Cat threw a short pass to TE Mr. Horse, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain and a touchdown!

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Dec 28, 2025