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| Abrams League | arcjedi | 6-10-0 | 16 | 15 | 23 |
| LEAGUE | TEAM OWNER | RECORD | GLOBAL | TIER | DYNASTY |
LADDER
Team Ranking
| Record | Ladder Rank |
|---|---|
| 6-10-0 | 16 |
Team Staff
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Schedule & Scores
Highlights
QB Stimpson J. Cat
|
PassYd | PassTD | PassAtt | BrkTk | Rush |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3229.5 | 24 | 544 | 1 | 9 |
TE Mr. Horse
|
RecYd | RecTD | YAC | 1stDn | Rec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 949 | 8 | 215.5 | 41 | 75 |
TE Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
|
RecYd | RecTD | YAC | 1stDn | Rec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 680 | 6 | 102.5 | 45 | 58 |
DE Stinky Whizzleteats
|
Sack | FFum | Hry | FumRec | Sfty |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33.5 | 6 | 40 | 5 | 1 |
DE Giant Baby
|
Sack | FFum | Hry | FumRec | Tk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31.5 | 7 | 34 | 2 | 11 |
CB Hugo Reed
|
Int | Tk | IntYd | PD | StMsTk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 18 | 19.5 | 2 | 2 |
HB Jiffy James
|
KRYd | PRYd | StAstTk | PR | KR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1077 | 429 | 1 | 43 | 40 |
Team Event Log
Aug 11, 2026
- 07:57:36 Lester Caldwell signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:35 Felix Estes signed a high contract.
- 07:57:33 Glenn Winters signed a high contract.
- 07:57:32 Jimmie Hutchins signed a high contract.
- 07:57:31 Gunner Stone signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:29 Zach Rosales signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:28 Hugo Reed signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:26 Ralf Lopez signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:25 Alistair Ford signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:24 Arnold Eck signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:22 Maury Crump signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:21 Clifford Boyd signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:20 Barry Bogan signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:19 Darnell Beasley signed a low contract.
- 07:57:17 Stinky Whizzleteats signed a high contract.
- 07:57:16 Giant Baby signed a high contract.
- 07:57:14 Pedro Baer signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:13 Chichi Baer signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:12 Clown Shlomo signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:10 Muddy Mudskipper signed a medium contract.
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