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| Abrams League | arcjedi | 12-17-0 | 20 | 17 | 21 |
| LEAGUE | TEAM OWNER | RECORD | GLOBAL | TIER | DYNASTY |
LADDER
Team Ranking
| Record | Ladder Rank |
|---|---|
| 12-17-0 | 20 |
Team Staff
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Schedule & Scores
Highlights
QB Stimpson J. Cat
|
PassYd | PassTD | PassAtt | BrkTk | Fum |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5365.5 | 36 | 974 | 2 | 22 |
TE Mr. Horse
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RecYd | RecTD | YAC | 1stDn | Rec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1206 | 11 | 241 | 52 | 94 |
WR Muddy Mudskipper
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RecYd | RecTD | YAC | 1stDn | Rec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1022 | 6 | 168.5 | 46 | 101 |
DE Stinky Whizzleteats
|
Sack | FFum | Hry | FumRec | Tk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 46.5 | 7 | 75 | 5 | 19 |
DE Giant Baby
|
Sack | FFum | Hry | FumRec | Tk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38.5 | 10 | 58 | 3 | 17 |
CB Hugo Reed
|
Int | Tk | PD | StMsTk | IntYd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 32 | 4 | 4 | 19 |
HB Jiffy James
|
KRYd | PRYd | PR | KR | StAstTk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1864.5 | 715 | 73 | 68 | 1 |
Team Event Log
Sep 26, 2026
- 05:10:54 Harold Fish signed a medium contract.
- 05:10:32 Old Man Hunger has been cut.
- 05:10:12 Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen has been cut.
- 05:07:15 Glenn Winters signed a medium contract.
- 05:07:13 Jimmie Hutchins signed a medium contract.
- 05:05:02 Fire Chief signed a medium contract.
Aug 11, 2026
- 07:57:36 Lester Caldwell signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:35 Felix Estes signed a high contract.
- 07:57:33 Glenn Winters signed a high contract.
- 07:57:32 Jimmie Hutchins signed a high contract.
- 07:57:31 Gunner Stone signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:29 Zach Rosales signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:28 Hugo Reed signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:26 Ralf Lopez signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:25 Alistair Ford signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:24 Arnold Eck signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:22 Maury Crump signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:21 Clifford Boyd signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:20 Barry Bogan signed a medium contract.
- 07:57:19 Darnell Beasley signed a low contract.
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