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Twinkle Twinkle Little...No Star?  AT  MAGA Forlorn Hopes

League game on Season 78, Day 25 at 15:00    61°F  Wind: 10mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Twinkle Twinkle Little...No Star? 10 20 0 6 0 36 Final
MAGA Forlorn Hopes 0 0 3 0 0 3  

Top Performers

QB
Dax Myles
3
388.5
40
2
Offensive
CB
Blitz CB
4
5
1
1
Defensive
HB
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
277
14.5
8
2
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
12:57 TD QB Dax Myles lobbed a deep bomb to TE Moises Siegel, who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a touchdown! K Cullen Chatman attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:51 FG K Cullen Chatman attempted a 49 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
9:23 TD QB Dax Myles threw a pass to TE Moises Siegel, who made the catch for a 55 yard gain and a touchdown! K Cullen Chatman attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:47 TD NT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell forced a hurried bomb by QB Dax Myles to TE Esteban Smalls, who made the catch for a 37 yard gain and a touchdown! K Cullen Chatman attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:55 FG K Cullen Chatman attempted a 36 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:01 FG K Cullen Chatman attempted a 47 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
10:27 FG K Larry Crook attempted a 27 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
8:47 FG K Cullen Chatman attempted a 47 yard field goal, and it was good!
1:46 FG K Cullen Chatman attempted a 53 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
14:53 QB Dax Myles lobbed a duck to TE Moises Siegel, who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
13:44 QB Dax Myles threw a pass to HB Dominic Hardy, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LILB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan.
12:57 QB Dax Myles lobbed a deep bomb to TE Moises Siegel, who made the catch for a 25 yard gain and a touchdown!
12:51 K Cullen Chatman kicked off 73 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 74 yard return. Tackled by OU4 Zone LB.
7:24 CB3 Blitz CB forced a hurried screen pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who made the catch for a 41 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS MLB High contract.
4:46 QB Dax Myles handed off to HB Riley Ackerman for a 5 yard gain. Tackled by CB3 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem.
2:42 QB Dax Myles threw a pass to WR2 Javon Cheng, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
0:51 K Cullen Chatman attempted a 49 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
13:47 LDE Mel Russo sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
10:04 MLB Hybrid LB sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 8 yard loss!
9:23 QB Dax Myles threw a pass to TE Moises Siegel, who made the catch for a 55 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:37 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS MLB High contract.
3:38 RDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried duck by QB Dax Myles to WR2 Jacques Nunn, who made a diving catch for a 36 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
2:47 NT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell forced a hurried bomb by QB Dax Myles to TE Esteban Smalls, who made the catch for a 37 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:25 QB Dax Myles lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Samuel Carpenter, who made the catch for a 29 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
0:01 K Cullen Chatman attempted a 47 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
12:45 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a screen pass to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who made the catch for a 11 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB1 Hybrid CB! WR1 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by RDE Spencer McGhee.
11:53 NT Zachary Ware forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR3 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 16 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB3 Blitz CB.
7:25 CB3 Blitz CB sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 4 yard loss!
4:40 RDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried screen pass by QB Dax Myles to HB Travon Mack, who made the catch for a 4 yard loss before a forced fumble by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson! RDE Marjorie Taylor Greene recovered the fumble and returned it -1 yards. Tackled by ROT Jermaine Schaefer.
4th Quarter
10:06 DT Frank Black sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 4 yard loss!
8:47 K Cullen Chatman attempted a 47 yard field goal, and it was good!
7:55 DT Frank Black sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 7 yard loss!
4:32 QB Dax Myles threw a screen pass to HB Travon Mack, who made the catch for a 1 yard loss before a forced fumble by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar! LOT Saul Purvis recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
3:46 ROLB Josh "Dipshit" Hawley sacked QB Dax Myles for a 5 yard loss!
1:46 K Cullen Chatman attempted a 53 yard field goal, and it was good!

Team Stats
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  Twinkle Twinkle MAGA
TOTAL NET YARDS 460.5 290.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 72 46.5
   Rushes 27 19
   Yards/Rush 2.7 2.4
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 388.5 244
   Completions/Attempts 23/40 27/49
   Yards/Pass 9.7 5
   Times Sacked 1 8
   Times Intercepted 0 0
PUNTS 5 8
   Yards per Punt 47.6 35.3
FUMBLES 2 1
   Fumbles Lost 1 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 29:03 30:37

Passing
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Twinkle Twinkle PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Dax Myles 66 23 40 388.5 57.5% 9.7 10 1 5.5 0 3
MAGA PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Don "The Con" Trump 75 27 49 244 55.1% 5 18 8 47 0 0

Rushing
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Twinkle Twinkle PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB Dominic Hardy 19 3 6 2 0 0 0.5 0 0 0
FB Darin Dickson 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
QB Dax Myles 66 2 -2 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Travon Mack 21 10 33.5 3.4 0 6 0.7 2 2 1
FB Abraham Mills 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Riley Ackerman 26 12 34.5 2.9 0 5 1.5 1 0 0
MAGA PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 43 2 3.5 1.8 0 0 0.5 2 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 70 17 43 2.5 0 3 0.3 4 1 0

Receiving
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Twinkle Twinkle PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Jacques Nunn 57 4 1 36.5 36.5 1 0 0 0 0
WR Samuel Carpenter 58 3 1 29.5 29.5 5 0 0 0 0
HB Dominic Hardy 19 2 2 21.5 10.8 12 0 0 0 0
TE Moises Siegel 27 8 5 129.5 25.9 58 2 2 0 0
TE Esteban Smalls 29 8 5 112.5 22.5 33 1 1 0 0
FB Darin Dickson 24 1 1 5.5 5.5 5 0 0 0 0
WR Javon Cheng 45 8 3 52 17.3 9.5 0 0 0 0
HB Travon Mack 21 3 3 3 1 13 0 0 2 1
FB Abraham Mills 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Riley Ackerman 26 3 2 -1.5 -0.8 6 0 0 0 0
MAGA PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 37 1 1 2.5 2.5 1.5 0 0 0 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 41 4 3 22.5 7.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 43 15 6 58.5 9.8 10 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 70 12 12 103 8.6 131 0 0 1 0
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 67 9 2 24 12 2.5 0 2 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 69 4 2 23.5 11.8 0.5 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 48 3 1 9.5 9.5 9 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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Twinkle Twinkle FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Cullen Chatman 5 6 0/0 0/0 1/1 3/4 1/1 3 3 8 0 580.5 72.6
MAGA FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Larry Crook 1 4 0/0 1/1 0/2 0/1 0/0 0 0 2 0 133 66.5

Punting
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Twinkle Twinkle PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Chauncey Elder 5 238 47.6 3 0 4.7 0 1 2
MAGA PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Brady Hummel 8 282.5 35.3 0 0 3.5 0 0 0

Kick/Punt Return
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Twinkle Twinkle KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Dominic Hardy 0 0 0 0 8 38.5 4.8 0
HB Travon Mack 2 52 26 0 0 0 0 0
MAGA KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 8 277 34.6 0 2 14.5 7.3 0

Defense
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Twinkle Twinkle PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Hybrid CB 68 7 3 0 7 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
LB Man LB 45 3 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB MLB High contract 75 7 2 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Zachary Ware 72 0 2 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
DE Spencer McGhee 75 1 0 0 1 0.5 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 9
OT Jermaine Schaefer 66 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Blitz CB 33 1 1 0 0 4 22.5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Hybrid LB 49 5 2 1 4 1 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Frank Black 73 3 0 1 1 2 11 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
C ST C1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
OT ST OT1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Hybrid SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Hybrid CB 3 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
FS Hybrid FS 75 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 1 1
LB Man LB 2 26 3 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB Zone LB 2 32 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Hybrid FS 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Zone LB 41 6 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DE Mel Russo 75 3 2 0 3 0.5 5 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 10
OT Saul Purvis 66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Hybrid CB 2 55 1 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
MAGA PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jacob Shuler 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB JD "Negative Rizz" Vance 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson 35 3 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Josh "Dipshit" Hawley 48 3 2 2 3 1 5.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
CB Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot 66 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 7
DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell 37 1 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Louie "QAnon" Gohmert 66 6 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 7
DE Marjorie Taylor Greene 41 1 3 1 0 0 0 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 57 3 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 11
DT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas 35 2 3 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 7
CB Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem 14 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB "MAGA" Mike Johnson 51 5 5 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Tom "End Times" Cotton 30 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 44 6 3 1 5 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert 56 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz 42 2 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan 49 3 6 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Rafael "Fled" Cruz 44 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2

Blocking
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Twinkle Twinkle PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
WR Jacques Nunn 57 0 6 0 0
OT Jermaine Schaefer 66 1 2 0 0
CB Blitz CB 33 0 4 0 0
WR Samuel Carpenter 58 0 5 0 0
C ST C 0 0 0 0 0
G ST G 0 0 0 0 0
G ST G1 0 0 0 0 0
G Arturo John 66 2 3 1 0
C ST C1 0 0 0 0 0
OT ST OT2 0 0 0 0 0
HB Dominic Hardy 19 0 1 0 0
OT ST OT1 0 0 0 0 0
TE Moises Siegel 27 0 8 0 0
G ST G2 0 0 0 0 0
TE Esteban Smalls 29 0 11 0 0
FB Darin Dickson 24 0 3 0 0
WR Javon Cheng 45 0 1 0 0
OT ST OT 0 0 0 0 0
FB Abraham Mills 24 0 1 0 0
HB Riley Ackerman 26 0 1 0 0
C Clark Walden 66 2 3 1 0
G Gene Peoples 66 1 4 2 0
OT Saul Purvis 66 1 3 3 0
MAGA PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Sonny "Travel Fraud" Perdue 57 0 4 4 2
OT Laura "Cat Eater" Loomer 56 1 7 1 0
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 45 1 2 4 0
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 39 0 0 0 0
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 37 0 1 0 0
OT Ken "Most Corrupt" Paxton 47 0 3 0 1
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 41 0 5 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 43 0 1 0 0
C Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones 36 0 0 1 0
OT Paula "From Africa" White 47 2 1 1 0
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 57 0 2 0 0
G Wilbur "Evil Rich" Ross 48 0 2 0 0
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 67 0 5 0 0
FS Tom "End Times" Cotton 30 0 1 0 0
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 44 1 0 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 69 0 4 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 48 0 7 0 0