Team Ranking
| Record | Ladder Rank |
|---|---|
| 4-3-0 | 53 |
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Schedule & Scores
Highlights
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
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YAC | RecYd | RecTD | RushYd | RushTD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 306.5 | 208.5 | 2 | 155.5 | 2 |
QB Don "The Con" Trump
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PassYd | PassTD | PassAtt | Int | Rush |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 963.5 | 4 | 164 | 6 | 2 |
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos
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RecYd | RecTD | YAC | 1stDn | BrkTk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 185 | 1 | 78.5 | 6 | 2 |
DE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert
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Sack | FFum | Hry | FumRec | Tk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.5 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 4 |
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt
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Sack | Tk | FumRec | Hry | RCake |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 16 | 1 | 5 | 15 |
CB Louie "QAnon" Gohmert
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FFum | Tk | FumRec | PD | RCake |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 14 | 1 | 3 | 14 |
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
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KRYd | PRYd | KR | PR | StFum |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 680 | 136.5 | 24 | 15 | 1 |
Team Event Log
Oct 14, 2024
- 18:49:29 Brady Hummel signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:28 Larry Crook signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:27 Paul "False Flag" Gosar signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:26 Tom "End Times" Cotton signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:24 Matt "Pedo" Gaetz signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:23 JD "Negative Rizz" Vance signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:22 Jacob Shuler signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:21 Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:20 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:19 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:17 Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:16 "MAGA" Mike Johnson signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:15 Josh "Dipshit" Hawley signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:14 Katie "Kitchen" Britt signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:13 Marjorie Taylor Greene signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:12 Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:11 Lauren "Handjob" Boebert signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:09 Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:08 Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell signed a medium contract.
- 18:49:07 Rafael "Fled" Cruz signed a medium contract.
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