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MAGA Forlorn Hopes  AT  Weak Stars

League game on Season 79, Day 4 at 11:00    67°F  Wind: 1mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
MAGA Forlorn Hopes 10 3 3 0 0 16 Final
Weak Stars 0 17 10 10 0 37  

Top Performers

QB
Francis Cullen
365
2
39
3
Offensive
LB
Shel Wagoner
1
1
2
1
Defensive
HB
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
230.5
19
7
2
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
10:45 TD QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 75 yard gain and a touchdown! K Larry Crook attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:15 FG K Larry Crook attempted a 20 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
12:24 TD QB Francis Cullen threw a pass to TE Will Neely, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown! K Agustin Baron attempted the extra point, and it was good!
8:41 FG K Larry Crook attempted a 37 yard field goal, and it was good!
4:54 TD QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 31 yard gain and a touchdown! K Agustin Baron attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:01 FG K Agustin Baron attempted a 26 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
11:52 FG K Agustin Baron attempted a 28 yard field goal, and it was good!
6:42 TD QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Agustin Baron attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:40 FG K Larry Crook attempted a 40 yard field goal, and it was good!
4th Quarter
14:24 TD QB Francis Cullen lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Bertram Trent, who made a jumping catch for a 22 yard gain and a touchdown! K Agustin Baron attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:47 FG K Agustin Baron attempted a 23 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
10:45 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 75 yard gain and a touchdown!
3:29 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Louie Gibbs.
2nd Quarter
13:46 QB Francis Cullen threw a bad pass to WR2 Bertram Trent, but the ball was intercepted by CB2 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert! The ball was then knocked loose by WR2 Bertram Trent!
13:07 QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert.
12:24 QB Francis Cullen threw a pass to TE Will Neely, who made the catch for a 6 yard gain and a touchdown!
8:37 K Larry Crook kicked off 68 yards to KR Bret KR for a 33 yard return, out of bounds.
4:54 QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 31 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:22 QB Francis Cullen threw a bad pass to WR1 Javier Burrell, who made a jumping catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot.
0:34 QB Francis Cullen threw a pass to BTE Rakim Pickett, who made a jumping catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
3rd Quarter
14:52 QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 10 yard gain. Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
13:13 QB Francis Cullen lobbed a duck to TE Will Neely, who made the catch for a 19 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
11:49 K Agustin Baron kicked off 72 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 45 yard return, out of bounds.
9:39 QB Francis Cullen threw a pass to TE Will Neely, who made the catch for a 38 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
7:21 ROLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt forced a hurried pass by QB Francis Cullen to TE Will Neely, who made the catch for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton.
6:42 QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
6:39 K Agustin Baron kicked off 65 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 26 yard return. Tackled by OU2 Douglas Chavis.
1:09 QB Francis Cullen handed off to HB Garett Carpenter for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
4th Quarter
14:24 QB Francis Cullen lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Bertram Trent, who made a jumping catch for a 22 yard gain and a touchdown!
13:37 RDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried bad pass by QB Francis Cullen to WR1 Bertram Trent, who made the catch for a 38 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot.
11:28 DT Leland Adamson sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 7 yard loss!
10:41 SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz sacked QB Francis Cullen for a 6 yard loss!
5:38 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a screen pass to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who made the catch for a 9 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by DT Leland Adamson.
1:54 QB Francis Cullen threw a pass to BTE Juan Brandt, who made the catch for a 20 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.

Team Stats
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  MAGA Weak
TOTAL NET YARDS 375 497
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 35 132
   Rushes 13 35
   Yards/Rush 2.7 3.8
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 340 365
   Completions/Attempts 27/41 25/39
   Yards/Pass 8.3 9.4
   Times Sacked 3 1
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 3 3
   Yards per Punt 35.8 48.5
FUMBLES 1 0
   Fumbles Lost 1 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 26:48 32:45

Passing
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MAGA PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Don "The Con" Trump 57 27 41 340 65.9% 8.3 17 3 18.5 1 1
Weak PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Francis Cullen 72 25 39 365 64.1% 9.4 14 1 6.5 0 2

Rushing
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MAGA PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 52 13 35 2.7 0 5 0.3 4 1 1
Weak PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Sully Thacker 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Garett Carpenter 35 18 78 4.3 2 8 0.3 1 0 0
QB Francis Cullen 72 3 -3 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Cristian Gallegos 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Rafael Russo 37 14 57 4.1 0 2 0.5 0 0 0

Receiving
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MAGA PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 28 2 2 6.5 3.3 3 0 0 0 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 36 13 7 125.5 17.9 69.5 1 1 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 36 4 3 28.5 9.5 1 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 52 5 5 26 5.2 44 0 0 1 1
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 42 5 3 61 20.3 1.5 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 40 5 4 46 11.5 3.5 0 0 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 46 7 3 46.5 15.5 12 0 0 0 0
Weak PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
TE Juan Brandt 30 6 6 70 11.7 11.5 0 0 0 0
WR Bret KR 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Sully Thacker 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Will Neely 27 7 7 124 17.7 40.5 1 0 0 0
WR Bertram Trent 42 8 6 100.5 16.8 27.5 1 0 0 0
TE Rakim Pickett 30 2 2 18.5 9.3 2 0 0 0 0
WR Chim Rodgers 51 5 2 27 13.5 13 0 0 0 0
HB Garett Carpenter 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Cristian Gallegos 25 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Rafael Russo 37 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
WR Javier Burrell 50 8 2 26 13 1.5 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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MAGA FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Larry Crook 3 4 0/0 1/1 1/1 1/2 0/0 1 1 5 0 348.5 69.7
Weak FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Agustin Baron 3 3 0/0 3/3 0/0 0/0 0/0 4 4 7 0 477 68.1

Punting
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MAGA PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Brady Hummel 3 107.5 35.8 0 0 3.5 0 0 2
Weak PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Butch Daigle 3 145.5 48.5 1 0 4.2 0 0 1

Kick/Punt Return
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MAGA KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 7 230.5 32.9 0 2 19 9.5 0
Weak KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Bret KR 5 166.5 33.3 0 3 17 5.7 0

Defense
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MAGA PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jacob Shuler 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB JD "Negative Rizz" Vance 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson 48 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
LB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley 62 4 4 1 3 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 1
CB Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot 72 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 28 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell 46 0 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
CB Louie "QAnon" Gohmert 72 7 1 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
DE Marjorie Taylor Greene 42 0 1 0 0 0.5 6.5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 52 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 65 3 2 1 2 0.5 6.5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas 49 2 3 1 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem 9 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
LB "MAGA" Mike Johnson 47 2 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
FS Tom "End Times" Cotton 36 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 36 6 1 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert 54 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz 61 5 8 1 4 0.5 6.5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan 51 6 3 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Rafael "Fled" Cruz 38 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Weak PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Antony Espinoza 25 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
LB Shel Wagoner 33 2 4 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
DE Nikolas Nicholas 52 0 0 1 0 1 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 5
CB Brant Acker 30 3 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Wallace Kuhn 33 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
LB Derik Negron 39 5 2 2 5 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
WR Bertram Trent 42 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Nickolas Weldon 34 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Winston Bagley 29 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FS Adrian Willard 24 3 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Emmanuel Winslow 40 5 2 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 2
DE Douglas Chavis 33 3 0 1 2 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K Agustin Baron 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Berry Layne 35 1 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Leland Adamson 40 1 1 0 1 2 12.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FS Warren Waterman 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DT Leonardo Case 39 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
OT Ulysses Dempsey 32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE Harrison Corona 29 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Sid Kelley 37 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Kole Evans 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Louie Gibbs 36 4 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
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MAGA PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Sonny "Travel Fraud" Perdue 42 0 1 2 1
OT Laura "Cat Eater" Loomer 46 1 0 2 0
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 38 0 0 4 0
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 31 0 2 1 0
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 28 1 0 0 0
OT Ken "Most Corrupt" Paxton 31 2 0 4 1
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 36 0 4 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 36 0 1 0 0
C Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones 26 1 4 2 0
OT Paula "From Africa" White 42 0 0 0 0
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 65 0 1 0 0
G Wilbur "Evil Rich" Ross 34 0 0 2 1
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 42 0 2 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 40 0 4 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 46 0 2 0 0
Weak PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
TE Juan Brandt 30 1 1 0 0
FB Sully Thacker 33 0 2 0 0
OT Andre Alford 36 2 2 1 0
TE Will Neely 27 0 0 0 0
C Ulysses Pratt 42 0 1 2 0
WR Bertram Trent 42 0 3 0 0
G Bruce Brooks 34 1 1 0 0
C Amos Padilla 30 0 0 0 0
G Morty Gleason 38 1 1 1 0
OT Neal Duran 40 3 1 2 0
TE Rakim Pickett 30 0 1 0 0
G Kasey Gonzalez 39 1 0 2 0
OT Donovan Mock 36 0 2 1 0
OT Ulysses Dempsey 32 0 1 1 0
FB Cristian Gallegos 25 0 4 0 0
G Lawrence Khan 33 1 1 1 0
WR Javier Burrell 50 0 1 0 0