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MAGA Forlorn Hopes  AT  Kor Vella Razor Cats

League game on Season 80, Day 1 at 11:00    65°F  Wind: 4mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
MAGA Forlorn Hopes 0 0 0 0 0 0 Final
Kor Vella Razor Cats 3 9 5 6 0 23  

Top Performers

K
Maxwell Bernard
7
5
Offensive
DE
Cornell Fletcher
8.5
2
1
2
2
3
Defensive
HB
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
233.5
12
8
2
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
6:21 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 23 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
11:39 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 49 yard field goal, and it was good!
2:30 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 40 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:07 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 21 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
12:34 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 44 yard field goal, and it was good!
0:12 SFTY ROLB Nolan Stroud sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
4th Quarter
9:24 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 41 yard field goal, and it was good!
1:53 FG K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 50 yard field goal, and it was good!
1st Quarter
10:06 QB Jake Clinton threw a short pass to HB Andre Dawkins, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
4:56 LDE Cornell Fletcher sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 4 yard loss!
2nd Quarter
11:39 K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 49 yard field goal, and it was good!
10:54 LDE Cornell Fletcher sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
7:40 LDE Cornell Fletcher sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 8 yard loss!
5:40 QB Jake Clinton lobbed a deep bomb to TE Aidan Walsh, who made the catch for a 32 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
1:56 NT Lynn Williams sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 6 yard loss!
3rd Quarter
12:17 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made the catch for a 40 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Terrell Butler.
5:13 NT Lynn Williams sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 6 yard loss!
0:12 ROLB Nolan Stroud sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
4th Quarter
12:13 QB Jake Clinton handed off to HB Andre Dawkins for a 7 yard gain. Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
9:20 K Maxwell Bernard kicked off 76 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 27 yard return. Tackled by OU5 Jack Pritchard.
3:48 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a duck to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, but the ball was intercepted by SS CJ Beech! It was returned for a 0 yard gain. Tackle by TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon.
1:57 LDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert sacked QB Jake Clinton for a 6 yard loss!
1:53 K Maxwell Bernard attempted a 50 yard field goal, and it was good!
1:48 K Maxwell Bernard kicked off 74 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 36 yard return. Tackled by IN4 Keon Armstrong.
1:06 DT Lynn Williams forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos, who made a jumping catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Warrick Gray.
0:21 DT Noah Harvey sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 6 yard loss!

Team Stats
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  MAGA Kor Vella
TOTAL NET YARDS 132 261.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 20 129.5
   Rushes 12 51
   Yards/Rush 1.7 2.5
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 112 132
   Completions/Attempts 14/27 13/28
   Yards/Pass 4.1 4.7
   Times Sacked 15 1
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 10 9
   Yards per Punt 43.4 46.8
FUMBLES 5 3
   Fumbles Lost 4 1
TIME OF POSSESSION 20:46 39:00

Passing
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MAGA PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Don "The Con" Trump 54 14 27 112 51.9% 4.1 8 15 86.5 1 0
Kor Vella PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Jake Clinton 78 13 28 132 46.4% 4.7 4 1 6.5 0 0

Rushing
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MAGA PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 53 12 20 1.7 0 4 0.3 2 0 0
Kor Vella PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
HB Andre Dawkins 78 49 131.5 2.7 0 10 0.9 1 2 0
FB Greg Lutz 64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
QB Jake Clinton 78 2 -2 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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MAGA PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 29 3 3 2.5 0.8 7.5 0 0 0 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 48 4 4 66 16.5 29.5 0 0 1 1
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 32 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 53 3 2 16.5 8.3 23.5 0 1 0 0
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 41 4 2 11 5.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 19 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 47 8 3 16.5 5.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
Kor Vella PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
HB Andre Dawkins 78 2 2 19.5 9.8 16 0 0 2 0
TE Aidan Walsh 69 11 6 78 13 9 0 3 0 0
TE Bruce Hilliard 54 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Greg Lutz 64 1 1 3.5 3.5 1.5 0 0 0 0
WR Ozzie Braxton 30 2 1 6 6 0 0 0 0 0
WR Duane Ivers 31 6 1 16.5 16.5 0 0 0 0 0
WR Ben Norwood 48 5 2 8 4 2.5 0 1 1 1

Kicking
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MAGA FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Larry Crook 0 1 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/1 0/0 0 0 1 0 70 70
Kor Vella FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Maxwell Bernard 7 7 0/0 2/2 0/0 5/5 0/0 0 0 8 0 570.5 71.3

Punting
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MAGA PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Brady Hummel 10 434 43.4 1 0 3.8 0 0 1
Kor Vella PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Ernie Vanderbilt 9 421 46.8 6 0 4.4 0 1 2

Kick/Punt Return
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MAGA KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 8 233.5 29.2 0 2 12 6 0
Kor Vella KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Andre Dawkins 1 26 26 0 0 0 0 0
CB Jonathan Jamison 0 0 0 0 9 67.5 7.5 0

Defense
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MAGA PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jacob Shuler 0 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P Brady Hummel 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB JD "Negative Rizz" Vance 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson 39 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley 67 4 7 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot 78 2 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 31 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell 52 2 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 3
CB Louie "QAnon" Gohmert 77 2 11 2 2 0 0 0 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 6
DE Marjorie Taylor Greene 45 1 4 0 0 0.5 6.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 67 3 10 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 4
DT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas 59 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
CB Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB "MAGA" Mike Johnson 58 3 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FS Tom "End Times" Cotton 19 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 59 1 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert 72 1 2 0 0 0.5 6.5 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 11
SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz 61 3 12 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
LB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan 50 6 11 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 19 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Rafael "Fled" Cruz 55 2 4 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
Kor Vella PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
SS CJ Beech 51 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
LB Nolan Stroud 45 1 4 1 1 0.5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE Brooks Dowling 48 1 1 0 1 3 28 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2
G Graham Conley 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Warrick Gray 45 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1
DT Lynn Williams 18 0 0 1 0 1.5 11.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
OT Julian Roche 60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Aidan Walsh 69 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Wendell Ware 34 7 1 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Terrell Butler 54 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
DT Noah Harvey 23 1 0 0 1 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
DT Reynaldo Duke 49 2 0 0 2 1 13.5 1 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 1 6
DE Cornell Fletcher 50 2 0 1 1 8.5 63.5 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 3
CB Preston Youngblood 48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Keon Armstrong 10 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
OT Jax Coleman 51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Owen Smith 25 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Chauncey Glenn 43 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Jonathan Jamison 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Jack Pritchard 47 4 2 1 3 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
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MAGA PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Sonny "Travel Fraud" Perdue 49 0 2 2 3
OT Laura "Cat Eater" Loomer 45 0 1 3 1
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 37 0 4 0 2
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 31 1 1 1 0
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 29 1 2 0 0
OT Ken "Most Corrupt" Paxton 39 3 1 1 5
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 48 0 2 0 0
C Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones 23 2 3 0 2
OT Paula "From Africa" White 25 1 1 0 1
G Wilbur "Evil Rich" Ross 22 3 2 0 0
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 41 0 1 0 0
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 59 0 1 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 19 0 2 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 47 1 1 0 0
Kor Vella PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Darrell Driver 0 0 0 0 0
SS CJ Beech 51 0 1 0 0
C Cliff Watson 0 0 0 0 0
G Johan Lowe 78 0 5 2 0
G Graham Conley 0 0 2 0 0
HB Andre Dawkins 78 0 1 0 0
OT Julian Roche 60 0 3 0 1
C D'Quan Delacruz 40 2 0 0 0
TE Aidan Walsh 69 0 10 0 0
OT Grayson Mullins 61 1 1 0 0
TE Bruce Hilliard 54 0 3 0 0
FB Greg Lutz 64 0 4 0 0
OT Jax Coleman 51 1 3 0 0
LB Owen Smith 25 0 2 0 0
WR Ozzie Braxton 30 0 1 0 0
G Willis Brennan 78 1 2 0 0
C Lorne Johnson 38 0 0 0 0
CB Jonathan Jamison 4 0 2 0 0
WR Duane Ivers 31 0 2 0 0
WR Ben Norwood 48 0 6 0 0