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MAGA Forlorn Hopes  AT  Rocky Mountain Oysters

Ladder game on Season 80, Day 6 at 12:00    64°F  Wind: 10mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
MAGA Forlorn Hopes 0 0 0 7 0 7 Final
Rocky Mountain Oysters 10 21 21 21 0 73  

Top Performers

HB
Buster Gutsmore
6
421.5
58
114.5
129.5
1
Offensive
DE
Holden Misack
1
6
1
4
3
0.5
Defensive
HB
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
335.5
12
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
5:01 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a screen pass to HB Buster Gutsmore, who made the catch for a 23 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2:52 FG K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted a 38 yard field goal, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
13:04 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:23 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
0:50 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a pass to WR2 Seymour Dingle, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
8:58 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a pass to TE Hugh Jassnuts, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
5:45 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 49 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:21 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
14:13 TD QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR3 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 59 yard gain and a touchdown! K Larry Crook attempted the extra point, and it was good!
11:19 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Duke Dong, who made the catch for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
7:03 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1:40 TD QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Dick Swagger Jr. attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
11:15 LDE Dusty Sackwell broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Don "The Con" Trump! RG William "Shield Maiden" Barr recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by LDE Dusty Sackwell.
5:01 QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a screen pass to HB Buster Gutsmore, who made the catch for a 23 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:43 RDE Holden Misack broke up the play early with a forced fumble on QB Don "The Con" Trump! RDE Holden Misack recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by QB Don "The Con" Trump.
0:30 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
0:01 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
2nd Quarter
14:24 DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell forced a hurried pass by QB Max Bulger Jr. to TE Hugh Jassnuts, who made a jumping catch for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LILB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan.
13:40 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 7 yard gain. Tackled by LOLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt.
13:04 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 15 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:43 SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz forced a hurried screen pass by QB Max Bulger Jr. to HB Buster Gutsmore, who made the catch for a 40 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RDE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson.
9:15 QB Max Bulger Jr. lobbed a deep bomb to TE Hugh Jassnuts, who made the catch for a 24 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
7:23 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:20 K Dick Swagger Jr. kicked off 67 yards to KR Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 27 yard return. Tackled by IN3 Wren Wang.
6:41 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 2 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Ben Throbbinmore.
4:08 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 8 yard gain. Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
1:56 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by ROLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt.
1:28 QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a short pass to HB Buster Gutsmore, who made the catch for a 10 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot! ROT Ivan Bulgerson recovered the fumble and returned it 0 yards. Tackled by LOLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
1:14 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 5 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
0:50 QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a pass to WR2 Seymour Dingle, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown!
3rd Quarter
14:56 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 23 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz.
13:01 P Brady Hummel punted 35 yards to PR Mike Rotchswell for a 6 yard return. Tackled by RG Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
10:16 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar.
8:58 QB Max Bulger Jr. threw a pass to TE Hugh Jassnuts, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown!
7:14 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB2 Louie "QAnon" Gohmert.
5:45 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 49 yard gain and a touchdown!
4:45 P Brady Hummel punted 38 yards to PR Mike Rotchswell for a 24 yard return, out of bounds.
3:51 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 21 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot.
2:42 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 11 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by SS Tom "End Times" Cotton.
1:21 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 2 yard gain and a touchdown!
4th Quarter
14:13 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to WR3 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 59 yard gain and a touchdown!
11:19 QB Max Bulger Jr. lobbed a deep bomb to WR1 Duke Dong, who made the catch for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown!
10:57 NT Wren Wang sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
9:37 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 7 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by RILB "MAGA" Mike Johnson.
8:53 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 22 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LDE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert.
7:03 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:00 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by MLB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan.
1:40 QB Max Bulger Jr. handed off to HB Buster Gutsmore for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
1:21 RDE Holden Misack sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!

Team Stats
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  MAGA Rocky Mountain
TOTAL NET YARDS 177.5 644.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 24.5 419.5
   Rushes 11 63
   Yards/Rush 2.2 6.7
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 153 225
   Completions/Attempts 16/39 17/24
   Yards/Pass 3.9 9.4
   Times Sacked 2 0
   Times Intercepted 0 0
PUNTS 10 3
   Yards per Punt 38.5 50.2
FUMBLES 3 1
   Fumbles Lost 2 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 16:33 42:50

Passing
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MAGA PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Don "The Con" Trump 53 16 39 153 41% 3.9 14 2 10 0 1
Rocky Mountain PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Max Bulger Jr. 85 17 24 225 70.8% 9.4 11 0 0 0 4

Rushing
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MAGA PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 50 11 24.5 2.2 0 3 0.3 4 1 1
Rocky Mountain PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Mike Eagles 36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Buster Gutsmore 83 61 421.5 6.9 6 58 3.1 0 1 0
QB Max Bulger Jr. 85 2 -2 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Phil McCreviss II 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
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MAGA PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 22 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 46 2 1 9 9 4.5 0 0 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 28 10 7 98 14 43 1 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 50 8 4 15.5 3.9 27.5 0 2 1 1
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 46 9 1 8 8 0.5 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 24 4 2 13.5 6.8 0.5 0 0 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 45 4 1 9.5 9.5 0 0 0 0 0
Rocky Mountain PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
WR Mike Rotchswell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Mike Eagles 36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Harry Ballswell 17 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Buster Gutsmore 83 8 8 114.5 14.3 129.5 1 0 1 0
TE Hugh Jassnuts 50 4 4 46 11.5 2 1 0 0 0
WR Lance Bits 51 1 1 3.5 3.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
TE Jack Schlong 50 2 1 17.5 17.5 12.5 0 0 0 0
WR Seymour Dingle 51 5 2 11 5.5 0 1 0 0 0
WR Duke Dong 61 3 1 33 33 0 1 0 0 0
FB Phil McCreviss II 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kicking
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MAGA FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Larry Crook 0 0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 1 1 2 0 138 69
Rocky Mountain FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Dick Swagger Jr. 1 1 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/0 10 10 12 0 800 66.7

Punting
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MAGA PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Brady Hummel 10 384.5 38.5 1 0 3.5 0 0 0
Rocky Mountain PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Dee Zenuts 3 150.5 50.2 3 0 4.5 0 0 0

Kick/Punt Return
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MAGA KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 12 335.5 28 0 0 0 0 0
Rocky Mountain KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
WR Mike Rotchswell 2 63 31.5 0 9 89.5 9.9 0

Defense
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MAGA PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jacob Shuler 2 2 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
P Brady Hummel 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB JD "Negative Rizz" Vance 11 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson 40 3 2 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
LB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley 68 3 7 6 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 7
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot 77 1 6 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 15
DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell 52 2 7 3 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1
CB Louie "QAnon" Gohmert 75 3 7 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
DE Marjorie Taylor Greene 51 1 4 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
QB Don "The Con" Trump 53 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 73 1 7 5 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
DT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas 60 0 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
CB Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem 30 1 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB "MAGA" Mike Johnson 61 5 4 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1
FS Tom "End Times" Cotton 42 2 7 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 59 3 8 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert 79 1 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz 50 5 5 3 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
LB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan 50 2 10 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 45 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Rafael "Fled" Cruz 55 0 5 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1
Rocky Mountain PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
DT Barry Micock 44 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 14
CB Steele Hardrock 53 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
LB F.M. Lyjules 37 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE Holden Misack 53 4 0 0 3 0.5 5 6 1 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 8
CB Rod Thruster 20 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
CB Buck Swampberries 50 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 1
CB Woody Ballsworth 21 3 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Justin Nutwell 23 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
LB Ben Throbbinmore 53 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
FS Willy Nutmore 53 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DT Wren Wang 48 2 1 1 2 1 4.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 13
LB Clint Hardshaft 18 4 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1
LB Cliff Ballswell 4 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
OT Ivan Bulgerson 57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Dick Grow 53 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Dusty Sackwell 53 1 0 1 1 0.5 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6

Blocking
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MAGA PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Sonny "Travel Fraud" Perdue 43 1 5 1 0
OT Laura "Cat Eater" Loomer 53 0 6 4 1
DE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson 40 0 1 0 0
LB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley 68 0 3 0 0
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 42 2 5 0 0
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 24 0 2 2 0
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 22 0 2 0 0
OT Ken "Most Corrupt" Paxton 24 0 0 3 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 46 0 4 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 28 0 1 0 0
DE Marjorie Taylor Greene 51 0 1 0 0
C Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones 29 1 3 1 0
OT Paula "From Africa" White 33 1 3 1 0
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 73 0 3 0 0
G Wilbur "Evil Rich" Ross 21 0 5 1 1
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 46 0 1 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 24 0 1 0 0
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 45 0 1 0 0
Rocky Mountain PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Bull McGroin 55 5 2 0 0
G Chuck Testis 58 2 1 2 0
DE Holden Misack 53 0 4 0 0
G Brock Stoneball 48 0 0 0 0
C Rocky Balldrop 33 3 0 0 0
FB Mike Eagles 36 1 1 0 0
WR Harry Ballswell 17 0 3 0 0
HB Buster Gutsmore 83 0 2 0 0
C Drew Cockridge 52 4 0 0 0
TE Hugh Jassnuts 50 0 7 0 0
G Roger Roundstone 64 5 1 1 0
WR Lance Bits 51 0 8 0 0
TE Jack Schlong 50 0 9 1 0
OT Ivan Bulgerson 57 1 2 0 0
OT Twig Johnson 58 2 0 0 0
DE Dusty Sackwell 53 0 2 0 0
WR Seymour Dingle 51 0 1 0 0
WR Duke Dong 61 0 12 0 0
FB Phil McCreviss II 26 1 0 0 0