Teams
| Alpha Division | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1 | moxious menagerie | 1-0-0 |
| 2 | Boston Supreme CPU | 1-0-0 |
| 3 | Kaneohe Ronin | 0-1-0 |
| 4 | Miami Dolphinz | 0-1-0 |
| Beta Division | ||
| 1 | Topeka Tricksters | 1-0-0 |
| 2 | Washington Warriors | 1-0-0 |
| 3 | Anchorage Gangsters CPU | 0-1-0 |
| 4 | Rubber Nipple Salesmen | 0-1-0 |
| Gamma Division | ||
| 1 | San Francisco Angels CPU | 1-0-0 |
| 2 | LogZilla Boys S79 | 1-0-0 |
| 3 | Pittsburgh Terriers CPU | 0-1-0 |
| 4 | Bills Mafia | 0-1-0 |
Turkey League
| Salary Cap | Level Cap | Tier | Avg. Rank |
|---|---|---|---|
| $150,000,000 | 25 | Veteran | 31 |
Week 1 Games - Next sim in: 25:37:16
MVP Race
TE
business hippy (eTHICCalBEEF)
|
RecYd | RecTD | YAC | 1stDn | Cake |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 461.5 | 6 | 167.5 | 9 | 1 |
HB
disco bandit (eTHICCalBEEF)
|
RushTD | RushYd | RecYd | RecTD | YAC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 259.5 | 82.5 | 1 | 81.5 |
QB
drunken half-orc hobo (eTHICCalBEEF)
|
PassTD | PassYd | PassAtt | Rush | Int |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 733.5 | 33 | 3 | 1 |
| Rank | Player | Agent | Lv | Pos | Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
4 |
Sharp Shooter | OrigJoker | 25 |
HB |
Topeka Tricksters |
5 |
Belgarath QB S79 | Xars | 25 |
QB |
LogZilla Boys S79 |
6 |
Josh Allen | Lumber Platoon | 25 |
QB |
Bills Mafia |
7 |
TE Durnik the Smith S79 | Xars | 25 |
TE |
LogZilla Boys S79 |
8 |
James Cook | Lumber Platoon | 25 |
HB |
Bills Mafia |
9 |
Fast Track | OrigJoker | 25 |
TE |
Topeka Tricksters |
10 |
chewing gum on a string | eTHICCalBEEF | 25 |
WR |
moxious menagerie |
DE
carnivorous dill plant (eTHICCalBEEF)
|
Sack | FFum | RCake | Hry | Caked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 2 | 31 | 6 | 1 |
DE
Greg Rousseau (Lumber Platoon)
|
Sack | FFum | Hry | Tk | RCake |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6.5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 11 |
LB
fiendish can of asparagus (eTHICCalBEEF)
|
FFum | Int | Sack | FumRec | Tk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 1 | 1.5 | 1 | 5 |
| Rank | Player | Agent | Lv | Pos | Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
4 |
pygmy assault squad | eTHICCalBEEF | 25 |
LB |
moxious menagerie |
5 |
sabre-toothed lime | eTHICCalBEEF | 25 |
DE |
moxious menagerie |
6 |
Slamuel L. Jackson | Hothandz | 25 |
DE |
Topeka Tricksters |
7 |
Fritz Machado | Vriol | 25 |
DT |
Topeka Tricksters |
8 |
Justus Streeter II | OrigJoker | 25 |
DT |
Topeka Tricksters |
9 |
New NT Boy | Xars | 25 |
DT |
LogZilla Boys S79 |
10 |
New DT Boy | Xars | 25 |
DT |
LogZilla Boys S79 |
FB
Joshua Palmer (Lumber Platoon)
|
KRYd | PRYd | KR | PR | StFumRec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 202.5 | 31.5 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
HB
HB-Starter Boy (Xars)
|
KRYd | PRYd | KR | PR | StFumRec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 178 | 38.5 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
FB
1335 haXx0r (eTHICCalBEEF)
|
PRYd | KRYd | PR | KR | StFumRec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 159 | 70.5 | 14 | 2 | 0 |
| Rank | Player | Agent | Lv | Pos | Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
4 |
Ren Höek | arcjedi | 25 |
HB |
Rubber Nipple Salesmen |
5 |
ninja snowman janitor | eTHICCalBEEF | 25 |
C |
moxious menagerie |
6 |
John Avery | Mr_Victor | 25 |
HB |
Miami Dolphinz |
7 |
Greg Rousseau | Lumber Platoon | 25 |
DE |
Bills Mafia |
8 |
Peter Huddleston | OrigJoker | 25 |
CB |
Topeka Tricksters |
9 |
Zig Zag | OrigJoker | 25 |
FB |
Topeka Tricksters |
10 |
New CB2 Boy | Xars | 25 |
CB |
LogZilla Boys S79 |