User Pass
A series of Unfortunate ideas

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    36/48
  • Avg Tier:
    17
  • Total Salary:
    $149,980,000
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $20,000

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
1/3
FB
2/2
TE
2/3
WR
3/8
C
3/3
G
3/5
OT
3/5
DT
2/5
DE
2/5
LB
3/8
CB
3/8
FS
3/4
SS
3/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
17
 Block it your Gay May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $10,175,000 (medium)
59
HB
17
 Sloth Solo May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $9,900,000 (medium)
100
FB
17
 Numb thumb Bum May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,590,000 (medium)
100
FB
17
 Returns Only May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,590,000 (medium)
100
C
17
 Reboot Robot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,500,000 (medium)
100
C
17
 Big Surprise May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $1,802,500 (low)
50
C
17
 Big Surprise May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $1,802,500 (low)
41
G
17
 Robot Reboot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,590,000 (medium)
100
G
17
 Robot Reboot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,590,000 (medium)
100
G
17
 Robot Reboot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,590,000 (medium)
100
OT
17
 Rebooted Robot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,680,000 (medium)
100
OT
17
 Rebooted Robot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,680,000 (medium)
100
OT
17
 Rebooted Robot May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $3,680,000 (medium)
66
TE
17
 Easy Out May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $5,050,000 (medium)
100
TE
17
 Easy Out May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $5,050,000 (medium)
100
WR
17
 Outside Guy May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,760,000 (medium)
100
WR
17
 Outside Guy May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,760,000 (medium)
100
WR
17
 Outside Guy May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,760,000 (medium)
100

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
17
 Top Spin May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,670,000 (medium)
100
DT
17
 Top Spin May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,670,000 (medium)
100
DE
17
 Only Spins May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,850,000 (medium)
100
DE
17
 Only Spins May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,850,000 (medium)
100
LB
17
 Hit me Hard May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $5,400,000 (medium)
100
LB
17
 More pass Than run May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $5,400,000 (medium)
100
LB
17
 More pass Than run May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $5,400,000 (medium)
100
CB
17
 Jumping Bean May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,670,000 (medium)
99
CB
17
 Jumping Bean May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,670,000 (medium)
100
CB
17
 50% Let you catch rate May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,670,000 (medium)
100
SS
17
 Fondle De' Balls May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $2,222,500 (low)
50
SS
17
 Drop it Maybe May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,310,000 (medium)
100
SS
17
 Drop it Maybe May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $4,310,000 (medium)
100
FS
17
 Ball Fondles May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $2,222,500 (low)
50
FS
17
 Ball Fondles May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $2,222,500 (low)
50
FS
17
 Ball Fondles May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $2,222,500 (low)
50

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
17
 Last Call May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $1,400,000 (medium)
100
P
17
 Odd Ball May 22, 2026 19:43:04Hothandz $1,270,000 (medium)
73