Team Ranking
| Record | Ladder Rank |
|---|---|
| 7-2-0 | 23 |
Team Staff
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Assistant GM
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Head Coach
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Off. Coordinator
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Def. Coordinator
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Schedule & Scores
Highlights
QB Wilkin Dripshaft
|
PassYd | PassTD | PassAtt | Rush | Fum |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1273 | 7 | 218 | 2 | 1 |
FB Aelfric Pisswhistle
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RushYd | BrkTk | RushTD | YACon | YAC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 489.5 | 67 | 2 | 281.5 | 89 |
K Wilfred Cockdrizzle
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FGM | 40-49 | 50+ | PassTD | YAC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
DT Tolly Sackmonger
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Sack | FFum | Hry | Tk | RCake |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 4 | 27 | 8 | 22 |
DT Bertram Dungtrumpet
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Sack | Hry | FFum | Tk | TFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 31 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
DE Wulfric Bogwang
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Sack | FFum | Hry | Tk | FumRec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8.5 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 1 |
WR Mortimer Danglesack
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KRYd | PRYd | KRTD | PR | KR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 464.5 | 333.5 | 1 | 32 | 13 |
Team Event Log
Oct 15, 2026
- 21:58:58 Hob Scabgroin signed a high contract.
- 21:58:57 Wilfred Cockdrizzle signed a high contract.
- 21:58:56 Neville Sludgeplums signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:55 Oswin Knobgurgle signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:53 Thaddeus Wanklemire signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:52 Hodge Taintpickle signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:51 Merek Gritchfart signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:50 Wymond Bumfunnel signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:49 Aldred Swampcrack signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:48 Alaric Squelchpants signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:47 Eadwin Puddleknob signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:45 Tiberius Fartbucket signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:44 Piers Nethersniff signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:43 Wulfric Bogwang signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:42 Tolly Sackmonger signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:41 Bertram Dungtrumpet signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:40 Bartholomew Pootsnoot signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:39 Mortimer Danglesack signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:37 Reeve Clodthrust signed a medium contract.
- 21:58:36 Percival Skidmarkle signed a medium contract.
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