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Uncle Spam  AT  MAGA Forlorn Hopes

Scrimmage game on Season 81, Day 19 at 4:00    93°F  Wind: 9mph
  1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total  
Uncle Spam 7 3 7 0 0 17 Final
MAGA Forlorn Hopes 0 0 0 14 0 14  

Top Performers

QB
Don "The Con" Trump
2
251.5
1
21
Offensive
DT
Jalen Carter
4
3
5
2
Defensive
HB
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
105.5
48.5
5
3
Special Teams

 

1st Quarter
2:16 TD QB Jalen Hurts threw a pass to BTE Dallas Goedert, who made the catch for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown! K Jake Elliott attempted the extra point, and it was good!
2nd Quarter
3:31 FG K Jake Elliott attempted a 23 yard field goal, and it was good!
3rd Quarter
2:40 TD QB Jalen Hurts handed off to HB Saquon Barkley for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown! K Jake Elliott attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4th Quarter
12:06 TD QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 37 yard gain and a touchdown! K Larry Crook attempted the extra point, and it was good!
4:02 TD QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown! K Larry Crook attempted the extra point, and it was good!
1st Quarter
10:21 RDE Marjorie Taylor Greene forced a hurried bad pass by QB Jalen Hurts to WR1 DeVonta Smith, who made a jumping catch, but the ball was knocked loose by CB1 Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot!
4:53 QB Jalen Hurts handed off to HB Saquon Barkley for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt.
2:16 QB Jalen Hurts threw a pass to BTE Dallas Goedert, who made the catch for a 1 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:22 DT1 Jordan Davis sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 6 yard loss!
2nd Quarter
8:56 DT Jalen Carter sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 5 yard loss!
3rd Quarter
8:26 DT Jalen Carter sacked QB Don "The Con" Trump for a 6 yard loss!
2:40 QB Jalen Hurts handed off to HB Saquon Barkley for a 0 yard gain and a touchdown!
0:42 QB Jalen Hurts threw a bad pass to BTE Grant Calcaterra, who made a jumping catch for a 6 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Tom "End Times" Cotton.
4th Quarter
13:50 QB Don "The Con" Trump handed off to HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for a 29 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Zack Baun.
12:06 QB Don "The Con" Trump lobbed a deep bomb to WR2 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 37 yard gain and a touchdown!
11:18 ROLB Katie "Kitchen" Britt forced a hurried pass by QB Jalen Hurts to TE Dallas Goedert, who made a jumping catch for a 15 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by LOLB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley.
5:43 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a bad pass to WR3 Rick "Three Amigos" Perry, who made the catch for a 14 yard gain and a first down! Tackled by FS Reed Blankenship.
4:02 QB Don "The Con" Trump threw a pass to TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon, who made the catch for a 12 yard gain and a touchdown!
2:00 DT Jalen Carter forced a hurried pass by QB Don "The Con" Trump to WR2 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions, who made the catch for a 15 yard gain before a forced fumble by CB2 Cooper DeJean! CB2 Cooper DeJean recovered the fumble and returned it -1 yards. Tackled by WR2 Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions.

Team Stats
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  Uncle MAGA
TOTAL NET YARDS 308 313
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 154 61.5
   Rushes 55 10
   Yards/Rush 2.8 6.2
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 154 251.5
   Completions/Attempts 17/25 18/21
   Yards/Pass 6.2 12
   Times Sacked 0 9
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 5 6
   Yards per Punt 49 40.1
FUMBLES 0 3
   Fumbles Lost 0 3
TIME OF POSSESSION 41:43 17:57

Passing
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Uncle PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Jalen Hurts 77 17 25 154 68% 6.2 7 0 0 1 1
MAGA PLAYS COMP ATT YDS PCT Y/A HURRY SACK SACKYD INT TD
QB Don "The Con" Trump 40 18 21 251.5 85.7% 12 8 9 49 0 2

Rushing
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Uncle PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Laekin Vakalahi 46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Will Shipley 44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Saquon Barkley 77 52 157 3 1 9 0.4 7 0 0
QB Jalen Hurts 77 3 -3 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0
MAGA PLAYS RUSH YDS AVG TD BRTK YACON TFL FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 40 10 61.5 6.2 0 2 0.4 0 1 1

Receiving
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Uncle PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB Laekin Vakalahi 46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR DeVonta Smith 53 4 3 24 8 0 0 0 0 0
WR AJ Brown 59 4 2 16.5 8.3 0.5 0 0 0 0
FB Will Shipley 44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Dallas Goedert 45 11 7 79 11.3 27.5 1 1 0 0
HB Saquon Barkley 77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Kenneth Gainwell 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Grant Calcaterra 44 6 5 35.5 7.1 5.5 0 0 0 0
MAGA PLAYS TARG REC YDS AVG YAC TD DROP FUM FUML
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 26 1 1 6 6 3.5 0 0 0 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 14 2 2 21.5 10.8 5.5 0 0 0 0
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 40 2 2 19 9.5 2.5 0 0 1 1
WR Lindsay "Bachelor" Graham 38 2 1 15.5 15.5 0.5 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 39 9 8 105 13.1 47 1 0 1 1
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 33 4 4 84.5 21.1 17 1 0 1 1

Kicking
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Uncle FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Jake Elliott 1 3 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/2 0/0 2 2 4 1 312 78
MAGA FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB YDS AVG
K Larry Crook 0 1 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/1 2 2 3 1 231.5 77.2

Punting
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Uncle PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Braden Mann 5 245 49 0 0 4 0 0 2
MAGA PUNT YDS AVG TB COFFIN HANG INS 5 INS 10 INS 20
P Brady Hummel 6 240.5 40.1 0 0 4.2 1 2 2

Kick/Punt Return
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Uncle KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
TE Kenneth Gainwell 2 57.5 28.8 0 4 17.5 4.4 0
MAGA KR YDS AVG TD PR YDS AVG TD
HB Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson 3 105.5 35.2 0 5 48.5 9.7 0

Defense
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Uncle PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Cooper DeJean 40 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Milton Williams 40 2 1 0 2 0.5 6 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
LB Zack Baun 40 3 3 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Josh Sweat 40 1 0 0 1 1 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
SS King Kunta 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Dallas Goedert 45 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
G Jack Driscoll 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
K Jake Elliott 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Jalen Carter 40 0 0 0 0 4 34 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 5
DE Nolan Smith Jr. 40 1 1 1 1 2 17 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Darius Slay Jr. 40 3 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Jordan Davis 40 0 1 0 0 1.5 11.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
SS C.J. Gardner-Johnson 40 2 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
OT Darian Kinnard 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
SS Reed Blankenship 40 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Nakobe Dean 40 7 1 2 5 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
C Tyler Steen 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
MAGA PLAYS Tk Ast MsTk Stick Sack Yds Hry FFum FumR TFL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Jacob Shuler 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
G Sonny "Travel Fraud" Perdue 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB JD "Negative Rizz" Vance 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Ron "NOT Racist" Johnson 46 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3
LB Josh "Jan 6 Sprint" Hawley 65 5 6 0 5 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Greg "Forced Birth" Abbot 68 4 3 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 26 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Mitch "Evil Turtle" McConnell 49 2 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5
CB Louie "QAnon" Gohmert 71 6 3 1 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 1
DE Marjorie Taylor Greene 46 3 1 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 66 3 2 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
DT Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas 47 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
CB Kristi "Woof BANG" Noem 23 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB "MAGA" Mike Johnson 43 2 6 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2
FS Tom "End Times" Cotton 32 1 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Paul "False Flag" Gosar 52 5 5 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Lauren "Handjob" Boebert 62 2 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
SS Matt "Pedo" Gaetz 61 3 6 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Jim "Trump Buttplug" Jordan 48 4 7 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
WR Jeff "Ah Say Boy" Sessions 33 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Rafael "Fled" Cruz 61 3 4 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 5

Blocking
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Uncle PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Mekhi Becton 35 0 0 1 0
FB Laekin Vakalahi 46 0 4 0 0
WR DeVonta Smith 53 0 1 0 0
OT Le'Raven Clark 17 1 1 0 0
DT Milton Williams 40 0 1 0 0
OT Lane Johnson 38 0 0 0 0
WR AJ Brown 59 0 1 0 0
FB Will Shipley 44 0 0 0 0
DE Josh Sweat 40 0 1 0 0
TE Dallas Goedert 45 0 2 0 0
G Landon Dickerson 50 3 4 1 0
C Cam Jurgens 32 0 1 0 0
OT Jordan Mallata 40 1 2 1 0
G Jack Driscoll 17 0 1 0 0
TE Kenneth Gainwell 17 0 1 0 0
TE Grant Calcaterra 44 0 2 0 0
G Brett Toth 17 0 1 0 0
C Rick Lovato 28 1 0 0 0
OT Darian Kinnard 17 0 0 0 0
OT Fred Johnson 42 0 1 1 0
LB Nakobe Dean 40 0 1 0 0
C Tyler Steen 17 1 1 0 0
G Trevor Keegan 35 2 1 0 0
MAGA PLAYS Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Sonny "Travel Fraud" Perdue 40 1 3 0 2
OT Laura "Cat Eater" Loomer 40 1 2 1 0
G William "Shield Maiden" Barr 40 1 4 3 4
C Sean "Hiding" Spicer 38 1 3 0 0
FB Ron "Meatball" DeSantis 26 0 5 2 1
OT Ken "Most Corrupt" Paxton 2 0 0 0 0
TE Betsy "Good Quit" DeVos 8 0 0 0 0
WR Rick "Three Amigos" Perry 14 0 1 0 0
C Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones 2 1 0 0 0
OT Paula "From Africa" White 40 3 2 1 2
LB Katie "Kitchen" Britt 66 0 1 0 0
G Wilbur "Evil Rich" Ross 0 0 0 0 0
TE Aileen "LOLjudge" Cannon 39 0 1 0 0