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Well Hung, Publicly

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    38/48
  • Avg Tier:
    25
  • Total Salary:
    $120,067,500
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $29,932,500

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
3/3
FB
2/2
TE
3/3
WR
1/8
C
3/3
G
5/5
OT
5/5
DT
2/5
DE
0/5
LB
2/8
CB
4/8
FS
4/4
SS
1/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
25
 Donald Trump Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $4,856,250 (low)
50
HB
25
 Steve Bannon Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $4,725,000 (low)
50
HB
25
 Pam Bondi Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $4,725,000 (low)
50
HB
25
 Bill Richardson Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $4,725,000 (low)
50
FB
25
 Alex Acosta Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
FB
25
 Larry Ellison Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
C
25
 Jean-Luc Brunel Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,563,750 (low)
50
C
25
 Lesley Groff Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,563,750 (low)
50
C
25
 Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,563,750 (low)
50
G
25
 Ehud Barak Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Bill Clinton Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Bill Gates Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Boris Nikolic Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Harvey Weinstein Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Lord Mandelson Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Marvin Minsky Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Christopher Poole Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Steve Tisch Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Les Wexner Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
TE
25
 David Copperfield Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,675,000 (low)
50
TE
25
 Kash Patel Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,675,000 (low)
50
TE
25
 Peter Thiel Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,675,000 (low)
50
WR
25
 Thomas Webb Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,482,500 (low)
50

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
25
 Elon Errol Maye And Kimbal Musk Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
DT
25
 Larry Summers Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
LB
25
 Prince Andrew Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,937,500 (low)
50
LB
25
 Glenn Dubin Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,937,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Leon Black Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Richard Branson Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Brad Karp Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Jes Staley Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
SS
25
 Lorin Ashton Bassnectar Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Bill Barr Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Todd Blanche Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Alan Dershowitz Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Howard Lutnick Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
25
 Jeffrey Epstein Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $1,443,750 (low)
50
P
25
 Ghislaine Maxwell Apr 3, 2026 20:40:34eTHICCalBEEF $1,443,750 (low)
50