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Well Hung, Publicly

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    38/48
  • Avg Tier:
    25
  • Total Salary:
    $120,067,500
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $29,932,500

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
3/3
FB
2/2
TE
3/3
WR
1/8
C
3/3
G
5/5
OT
5/5
DT
2/5
DE
0/5
LB
2/8
CB
4/8
FS
4/4
SS
1/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
25
 Donald Trump Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $4,856,250 (low)
50
HB
25
 Steve Bannon Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $4,725,000 (low)
50
HB
25
 Pam Bondi Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $4,725,000 (low)
50
HB
25
 Bill Richardson Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $4,725,000 (low)
50
FB
25
 Alex Acosta Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
FB
25
 Larry Ellison Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
C
25
 Jean-Luc Brunel Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,563,750 (low)
50
C
25
 Lesley Groff Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,563,750 (low)
50
C
25
 Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,563,750 (low)
50
G
25
 Ehud Barak Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Bill Clinton Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Bill Gates Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Boris Nikolic Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
G
25
 Harvey Weinstein Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,625,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Lord Mandelson Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Marvin Minsky Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Christopher Poole Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Steve Tisch Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
OT
25
 Les Wexner Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $2,695,000 (low)
50
TE
25
 David Copperfield Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,675,000 (low)
50
TE
25
 Kash Patel Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,675,000 (low)
50
TE
25
 Peter Thiel Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,675,000 (low)
50
WR
25
 Thomas Webb Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,482,500 (low)
50

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
25
 Elon Errol Maye And Kimbal Musk Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
DT
25
 Larry Summers Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
LB
25
 Prince Andrew Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,937,500 (low)
50
LB
25
 Glenn Dubin Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,937,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Leon Black Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Richard Branson Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Brad Karp Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
CB
25
 Jes Staley Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,412,500 (low)
50
SS
25
 Lorin Ashton Bassnectar Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Bill Barr Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Todd Blanche Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Alan Dershowitz Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50
FS
25
 Howard Lutnick Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $3,150,000 (low)
50

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
25
 Jeffrey Epstein Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $1,443,750 (low)
50
P
25
 Ghislaine Maxwell Mar 12, 2026 11:39:29eTHICCalBEEF $1,443,750 (low)
50