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Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    37/48
  • Avg Tier:
    23
  • Total Salary:
    $149,505,000
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $495,000

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
1/3
FB
1/2
TE
2/3
WR
5/8
C
1/3
G
3/5
OT
3/5
DT
3/5
DE
3/5
LB
5/8
CB
5/8
FS
1/4
SS
1/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
23
 Stimpson J. Cat Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $12,780,000 (high)
100
HB
23
 Ren Höek Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $12,420,000 (high)
100
FB
23
 George Liquor (American!) Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,620,000 (medium)
100
C
23
 T. Walrus Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,310,000 (medium)
100
G
23
 Old Man Farmer Höek Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
G
23
 Powdered Toast Man Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
G
23
 Shaven Yak Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
OT
23
 Bubba Höek Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
OT
23
 Mr. Pipe Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
OT
23
 Mrs. Pipe Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
TE
23
 Mr. Horse Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $9,660,000 (high)
100
TE
23
 Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,430,000 (medium)
100
WR
23
 Fire Chief Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $7,625,000 (medium)
100
WR
23
 Old Man Hunger Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100
WR
23
 Clown Momo Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100
WR
23
 Muddy Mudskipper Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $9,150,000 (high)
100
WR
23
 Clown Shlomo Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
23
 Bus Driver Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,080,000 (medium)
100
DT
23
 Lummox Kowalski Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
100
DT
23
 Tree Lummox Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
100
DE
23
 Giant Baby Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
100
DE
23
 Clown Sid Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,200,000 (medium)
100
DE
23
 Stinky Whizzleteats Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
100
LB
23
 The Baboon Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
23
 Mrs. Buttloaves Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
23
 La Jacques Pierre Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
23
 Drill Sargeant Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
23
 Waffle Woman Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
CB
23
 Jerry The Bellybutton Elf Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
23
 Wilburr Cobb Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
23
 Nerve Ending Fairy Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
23
 The Littlest Giant Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
23
 Magic Nose Goblins Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
SS
23
 The Grim Reaper Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
100
FS
23
 Son of Stimpy Stinky Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
100

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
23
 Sven Höek Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
100
P
23
 Haggis McHaggis Feb 11, 2026 07:26:44arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
100