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Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    37/48
  • Avg Tier:
    21
  • Total Salary:
    $149,505,000
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $495,000

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
1/3
FB
1/2
TE
2/3
WR
5/8
C
1/3
G
3/5
OT
3/5
DT
3/5
DE
3/5
LB
5/8
CB
5/8
FS
1/4
SS
1/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
21
 Stimpson J. Cat Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $12,780,000 (high)
100
HB
21
 Ren Höek Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $12,420,000 (high)
100
FB
21
 George Liquor (American!) Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,620,000 (medium)
100
C
21
 T. Walrus Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,310,000 (medium)
100
G
21
 Old Man Farmer Höek Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
G
21
 Powdered Toast Man Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
G
21
 Shaven Yak Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
OT
21
 Bubba Höek Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
OT
21
 Mr. Pipe Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
OT
21
 Mrs. Pipe Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
TE
21
 Mr. Horse Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $9,660,000 (high)
100
TE
21
 Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,430,000 (medium)
100
WR
21
 Fire Chief Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $7,625,000 (medium)
100
WR
21
 Old Man Hunger Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100
WR
21
 Clown Momo Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100
WR
21
 Muddy Mudskipper Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $9,150,000 (high)
100
WR
21
 Clown Shlomo Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
21
 Bus Driver Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,080,000 (medium)
100
DT
21
 Lummox Kowalski Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
100
DT
21
 Tree Lummox Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
100
DE
21
 Giant Baby Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
100
DE
21
 Clown Sid Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,200,000 (medium)
100
DE
21
 Stinky Whizzleteats Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
100
LB
21
 The Baboon Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
21
 Mrs. Buttloaves Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
21
 La Jacques Pierre Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
21
 Drill Sargeant Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
21
 Waffle Woman Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
CB
21
 Jerry The Bellybutton Elf Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
21
 Wilburr Cobb Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
21
 Nerve Ending Fairy Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
21
 The Littlest Giant Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
21
 Magic Nose Goblins Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
SS
21
 The Grim Reaper Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
100
FS
21
 Son of Stimpy Stinky Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
100

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
21
 Sven Höek Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
100
P
21
 Haggis McHaggis Jan 19, 2026 08:33:09arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
100