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Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    37/48
  • Avg Tier:
    17
  • Total Salary:
    $149,505,000
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $495,000

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
1/3
FB
1/2
TE
2/3
WR
5/8
C
1/3
G
3/5
OT
3/5
DT
3/5
DE
3/5
LB
5/8
CB
5/8
FS
1/4
SS
1/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
17
 Stimpson J. Cat Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $12,780,000 (high)
100
HB
17
 Ren Höek Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $12,420,000 (high)
96
FB
17
 George Liquor (American!) Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,620,000 (medium)
53
C
17
 T. Walrus Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,310,000 (medium)
73
G
17
 Old Man Farmer Höek Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
50
G
17
 Powdered Toast Man Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
72
G
17
 Shaven Yak Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
78
OT
17
 Bubba Höek Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
49
OT
17
 Mr. Pipe Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
74
OT
17
 Mrs. Pipe Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
71
TE
17
 Mr. Horse Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $9,660,000 (high)
100
TE
17
 Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,430,000 (medium)
46
WR
17
 Fire Chief Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $7,625,000 (medium)
90
WR
17
 Old Man Hunger Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
50
WR
17
 Clown Momo Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
48
WR
17
 Muddy Mudskipper Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $9,150,000 (high)
99
WR
17
 Clown Shlomo Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
52

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
17
 Bus Driver Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,080,000 (medium)
52
DT
17
 Lummox Kowalski Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
52
DT
17
 Tree Lummox Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
54
DE
17
 Giant Baby Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
60
DE
17
 Clown Sid Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,200,000 (medium)
46
DE
17
 Stinky Whizzleteats Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
58
LB
17
 The Baboon Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
54
LB
17
 Mrs. Buttloaves Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
52
LB
17
 La Jacques Pierre Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
48
LB
17
 Drill Sargeant Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
49
LB
17
 Waffle Woman Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
52
CB
17
 Jerry The Bellybutton Elf Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
56
CB
17
 Wilburr Cobb Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
54
CB
17
 Nerve Ending Fairy Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
55
CB
17
 The Littlest Giant Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
55
CB
17
 Magic Nose Goblins Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
57
SS
17
 The Grim Reaper Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
56
FS
17
 Son of Stimpy Stinky Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
60

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
17
 Sven Höek Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
62
P
17
 Haggis McHaggis Dec 9, 2025 20:14:06arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
57