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Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Roster Details

  • Total Player Count:
    37/48
  • Avg Tier:
    25
  • Total Salary:
    $149,505,000
  • Salary Cap Space Remaining:
    $495,000

Position Counts  

QB
1/2
HB
1/3
FB
1/2
TE
2/3
WR
5/8
C
1/3
G
3/5
OT
3/5
DT
3/5
DE
3/5
LB
5/8
CB
5/8
FS
1/4
SS
1/4
K
1/1
P
1/1

Roster

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
QB
25
 Stimpson J. Cat Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $12,780,000 (high)
100
HB
25
 Ren Höek Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $12,420,000 (high)
100
FB
25
 George Liquor (American!) Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,620,000 (medium)
100
C
25
 T. Walrus Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,310,000 (medium)
100
G
25
 Old Man Farmer Höek Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
G
25
 Powdered Toast Man Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
G
25
 Shaven Yak Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,370,000 (medium)
100
OT
25
 Bubba Höek Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
OT
25
 Mr. Pipe Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
OT
25
 Mrs. Pipe Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,170,000 (medium)
100
TE
25
 Mr. Horse Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $9,660,000 (high)
100
TE
25
 Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,430,000 (medium)
100
WR
25
 Fire Chief Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $7,625,000 (medium)
100
WR
25
 Old Man Hunger Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100
WR
25
 Clown Momo Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100
WR
25
 Muddy Mudskipper Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $9,150,000 (high)
100
WR
25
 Clown Shlomo Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,140,000 (medium)
100

Defense

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
DT
25
 Bus Driver Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,080,000 (medium)
100
DT
25
 Lummox Kowalski Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
100
DT
25
 Tree Lummox Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $4,730,000 (medium)
100
DE
25
 Giant Baby Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
100
DE
25
 Clown Sid Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,200,000 (medium)
100
DE
25
 Stinky Whizzleteats Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $5,200,000 (medium)
100
LB
25
 The Baboon Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
25
 Mrs. Buttloaves Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
25
 La Jacques Pierre Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
25
 Drill Sargeant Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
LB
25
 Waffle Woman Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,170,000 (medium)
100
CB
25
 Jerry The Bellybutton Elf Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
25
 Wilburr Cobb Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
25
 Nerve Ending Fairy Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
25
 The Littlest Giant Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
CB
25
 Magic Nose Goblins Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $3,240,000 (medium)
100
SS
25
 The Grim Reaper Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
100
FS
25
 Son of Stimpy Stinky Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $2,740,000 (medium)
100

Special Teams

Pos Lv Name SP AP Agent Salary Chemistry
K
25
 Sven Höek Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
100
P
25
 Haggis McHaggis Apr 1, 2026 13:35:20arcjedi $1,400,000 (medium)
100